My name is Barack. I had briefly introduced myself before in a previous topic. I'm a 50 year old male married to a lovely woman name Michelle. I have two daughters named Sasha and Malia. I have been following bitcoin for a number of months and I'm going to tell you why I need bitcoins.
I work as a parrot. I listen to my advisors and re-iterate what they say to me. I am told not to question my advisors but to blindly follow them.
Apparently this was not such a good idea as people tell me we've broken something called the economy or whatever and everyone blames me, even though I had no say in what was happening whatsoever.
Basically I need bitcoins to pay off something called the foreign debt. I need about $14,825,163,000,000, which, at the current exchange rate, is roughly 2,965,032,600,000 BTC.
All donations are appreciated. Every little helps.
LOL +1111 Post of the year!