The statement Game!

[e1ghtSpace]

Okay, so this should be simple enough. All you have to do is answer the statement above with another statement, simple? This is the opposite to "answer the question above with a question". I'm curious to see how long this can go for and watch massive arguments start.

I'll Start;

I eat bacon sandwiches.

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[bluefirecorp]

No. You eat farts.

[e1ghtSpace]

No. You eat farts.

Prove it.

[bluefirecorp]

No. You eat farts.

Prove it.

You prove that you don't.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Aren't you calling the kettle black? Looks to my like you're calling the kettle black, dude.

[bluefirecorp]

Aren't you calling the kettle black? Looks to my like you're calling the kettle black, dude.

It looks like you asked a question, dude.

[Foxpup]

It's a rhetorical question, so it's still a statement.

[zx81]

It's a rhetorical question, so it's still a statement.

I'm sure most grammarians would disagree. In fact, they'd ask, "Do you really think a rhetorical question is a statement?"

[b!z]

It's a rhetorical question, so it's still a statement.

I'm sure most grammarians would disagree. In fact, they'd ask, "Do you really think a rhetorical question is a statement?"

You are lying.

[e1ghtSpace]

It's a rhetorical question, so it's still a statement.

I'm sure most grammarians would disagree. In fact, they'd ask, "Do you really think a rhetorical question is a statement?"

You are lying.

He he isn't lying. Its the truth.

[acs267]

It's a rhetorical question, so it's still a statement.

I'm sure most grammarians would disagree. In fact, they'd ask, "Do you really think a rhetorical question is a statement?"

You are lying.

He he isn't lying. Its the truth.

HE A LINX, SO HE A LYA.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Seeing that your reply was in all caps, it shouldn't surprise nobody that you still color with crayons.

[m2asia]

Seeing that your reply was in all caps, it shouldn't surprise nobody that you still color with crayons.

I think you're right, but even though I have a question about what he mean about "LINX", this game should move on.

[bluefirecorp]

I think you're right, but even though I have a question about what he mean about "LINX", this game should move on.

You should really try to speak English rather than slam on your keyboard randomly.

[m2asia]

I think you're right, but even though I have a question about what he mean about "LINX", this game should move on.

You should really try to speak English rather than slam on your keyboard randomly.

you got me right there sire. for that I apologize...

[DAYAGO]

I like blue colored elephants, they are amazing!!!

[e1ghtSpace]

I like blue colored elephants, they are amazing!!!

No you don't.

[acs267]

Seeing that your reply was in all caps, it shouldn't surprise nobody that you still color with crayons.

My mom bought me a new box of crayons yesterday.

[zx81]

Seeing that your reply was in all caps, it shouldn't surprise nobody that you still color with crayons.

My mom bought me a new box of crayons yesterday.

You should use them to draw us a linx.

[alani123]

Crayons can perfectly portray the doge yellow, he should better draw us a shibe instead.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You probably don't even know what I shibe is, so I looked it up for you, thus now we both know.

[DolanDuck]

You probably don't even know what I shibe is, so I looked it up for you, thus now we both know.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

[bluefirecorp]

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

Yeah, that's too many words to read.

[Acidyo]

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

Yeah, that's too many words to read.

Damn right.

[bitgeek]

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

Yeah, that's too many words to read.

Damn right.

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

[m2asia]

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

Yeah, that's too many words to read.

Damn right.

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

Not lazy, efficient.

[CrackedLogic]

I am going to join this argument.

[zx81]

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

"You lazy bastards" is an exclamation. A statement needs a verb.

[e1ghtSpace]

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

"You lazy bastards" is an exclamation. A statement needs a verb.

No one cares.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

"You lazy bastards" is an exclamation. A statement needs a verb.

No one cares.

Noun Chomsky comes to mind.

[Acidyo]

You lazy bastards! It takes 5 s to read this.

"You lazy bastards" is an exclamation. A statement needs a verb.

No one cares.

Noun Chomsky comes to mind.

The name doesn't ring any bells.

[Parham6]

The name doesn't ring any bells.

For whom the bell tolls? Metallica? Wrong.

[boumalo]

It is a sunny Day in a Gloomy World

[bitgeek]

It is a sunny Day in a Gloomy World

Yup, it's 30*C and I'm sweating.

[DolanDuck]

It is a sunny Day in a Gloomy World

Yup, it's 30*C and I'm sweating.

You should buy a fresh watermelon.

[bitgeek]

It is a sunny Day in a Gloomy World

Yup, it's 30*C and I'm sweating.

You should buy a fresh watermelon.

I'll have to go out to do it, damn!

[bluefirecorp]

I'll have to go out to do it, damn!

This thread needs to die.

[Taras]

I love potatoes.

I eat potatoes.

I love to eat fried chicken.

You are a chicken.

That's actually pretty deep.

[u9y42]

You are a chicken.

That's actually pretty deep.

No, that's actually quite shallow.

[CrackedLogic]

You are a chicken.

That's actually pretty deep.

No, that's actually quite shallow.

I saw Adele though.

[CaptainBeck]

You are a chicken.

That's actually pretty deep.

No, that's actually quite shallow.

I saw Adele though.

I dont like adele.

[boumalo]

You are a chicken.

That's actually pretty deep.

No, that's actually quite shallow.

I saw Adele though.

I dont like adele.

I wonder if the statement game will go into hundreds of pages of messages

[CaptainBeck]

Thats not a statement. I still hate Adele

[boumalo]

Thats not a statement. I still hate Adele

You feel strongly about her; second statement : it is a bit strange

[CaptainBeck]

Its perfectly normal, I do hate her, but Ive also got a complete lack of caring for her.

[CrackedLogic]

Its perfectly normal, I do hate her, but Ive also got a complete lack of caring for her.

I like her, I think it's funny when she  rolls in the deep. It 'cause she's fat.

[ShibaWow]

Its perfectly normal, I do hate her, but Ive also got a complete lack of caring for her.

I like her, I think it's funny when she  rolls in the deep. It 'cause she's fat.

You're fat, you're so fat you're going to crack, like you logic

[u9y42]

You're fat, you're so fat you're going to crack, like you logic

I'd say it's because of people like you that this thread isn't as popular as the questions' one.

[e1ghtSpace]

You're fat, you're so fat you're going to crack, like you logic

I'd say it's because of people like you that this thread isn't as popular as the questions' one.

So true, funny how it seems, always in time, but never in line for dreams.
Head over heals when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul.
This is the sound...

[boumalo]

You're fat, you're so fat you're going to crack, like you logic

I'd say it's because of people like you that this thread isn't as popular as the questions' one.

So true, funny how it seems, always in time, but never in line for dreams.
Head over heals when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul.
This is the sound...

Statement that rimes are truer than others

[maximuss]

You're fat, you're so fat you're going to crack, like you logic

I'd say it's because of people like you that this thread isn't as popular as the questions' one.

So true, funny how it seems, always in time, but never in line for dreams.
Head over heals when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul.
This is the sound...

Statement that rimes are truer than others

Statements that rhyme are even truer.

[sifter]

You guys need some english in your lives.

[boumalo]

You guys need some english in your lives.

English is everywhere, I wonder if English will still be the most commun international language in 30years

[e1ghtSpace]

You guys need some english in your lives.

English is everywhere, I wonder if English will still be the most commun international language in 30years

Let's hope so.

[cech4204a]

You guys need some english in your lives.

English is everywhere, I wonder if English will still be the most commun international language in 30years

Let's hope so.

If you would hope, you would be religious, but you are not religious since you don't believe in nothing, if you would at leas believe in something that would make it not beeing nothing.

[CrackedLogic]

You guys need some english in your lives.

 I wonder if English will still be the most commun international language in 30years

That's not a statement, that's a question.

[sifter]

You guys need some english in your lives.

 I wonder if English will still be the most commun international language in 30years

That's not a statement, that's a question.

That was indeed a statement, so is this.

[sifter]

it seems as if this post has died down

[sifter]

And it seems that I shall be the last statement.

[e1ghtSpace]

And it seems that I shall be the last statement.

Unless I beat you to it. Wait, that makes no sense.

[CrackedLogic]

It does makes sense, but I am now last posted statement.

Now that didn't make sense.

[bluefirecorp]

This thread should be locked because this game is dead.

[(oYo)]

But, I only just got here.

[DrG]

You were here a lot earlier, you just didn't know it.

[ttram]

You were here a lot earlier, you just didn't know it.

haters gonna hate.

[leepsteer00]

You were here a lot earlier, you just didn't know it.

haters gonna hate.

That's true.

[sifter]

You were here a lot earlier, you just didn't know it.

haters gonna hate.

That's true.

I hate this.

[Reav3R]

You were here a lot earlier, you just didn't know it.

haters gonna hate.

That's true.

I hate this.

But I love you, oh wait that's gay. :S

[(oYo)]

[sifter]

It's very gay, just like that fucking spammer Reav3r

[Azgalush]

You are right.

[e1ghtSpace]

You are right.

No, you are left. And you have left too.

[(oYo)]

You are right.

No, you are left. And you have left too.

[sifter]

No you are next.

[(oYo)]

No you are next.

I think it would've been funny if you had posted a question in this thread.

[ttram]

No you are next.

I think it would've been funny if you had posted a question in this thread.

well he didn't. deal with it.

[(oYo)]

No you are next.

I think it would've been funny if you had posted a question in this thread.

well he didn't. deal with it.

I'm fine. Deal with that.

[DAYAGO]

No you are next.

I think it would've been funny if you had posted a question in this thread.

well he didn't. deal with it.

I'm fine. Deal with that.

Guys, stop it -_-

[(oYo)]

No you are next.

I think it would've been funny if you had posted a question in this thread.

well he didn't. deal with it.

I'm fine. Deal with that.

Guys, stop it -_-

But M-o-o-o-o-m, he started it! 

[Arise]

And I'm finishing it.

[u9y42]

And I'm finishing it.

No, you're not finishing it; I'm the one who's going to finish it.

[ttram]

And I'm finishing it.

No, you're not finishing it; I'm the one who's going to finish it.

better finish me

[ShibaWow]

And I'm finishing it.

No, you're not finishing it; I'm the one who's going to finish it.

better finish me

Why? I already finished your mom

[Azgalush]

And I'm finishing it.

No, you're not finishing it; I'm the one who's going to finish it.

better finish me

Why? I already finished your mom

There is no way you can do that.

[ShibaWow]

And I'm finishing it.

No, you're not finishing it; I'm the one who's going to finish it.

better finish me

Why? I already finished your mom

There is no way you can do that.

Of course, because I already did it

[cech4204a]

Now that you did it you have to take care of your health, since his mother had some sifilis, as i heard from...

[DodoB]

Now that you did it you have to take care of your health, since his mother had some sifilis, as i heard from...

If you live in a first world country,the chance you will die from syphilis is very low.

[Verrac]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

[e1ghtSpace]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

List some people on there that aren't then.

[Mr.G]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

List some people on there that aren't then.

Women, because they don't have rights!!!!

[(oYo)]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

List some people on there that aren't then.

Women, because they don't have rights!!!!

There's 10 kinds of women in this world, those that know binary and those that don't.

[e1ghtSpace]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

List some people on there that aren't then.

Women, because they don't have rights!!!!

There's 10 kinds of women in this world, those that know binary and those that don't.

And then there's you.

[(oYo)]

Not everyone here is from a first world country, though.

List some people on there that aren't then.

Women, because they don't have rights!!!!

There's 10 kinds of women in this world, those that know binary and those that don't.

And then there's you.

Duh, since men are excluded from that statement.

[cech4204a]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

[u9y42]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

Not only are men not excluded from wearing red pants whenever they feel like, but they can also give birth, as per the movie Junior (1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).

[(oYo)]

There is also a place called the real world.

[e1ghtSpace]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

Not only are men not excluded from wearing red pants whenever they feel like, but they can also give birth, as per the movie Junior (1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).

Now that, is a messed up piece of sh...

[ShibaWow]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

Not only are men not excluded from wearing red pants whenever they feel like, but they can also give birth, as per the movie Junior (1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).

Now that, is a messed up piece of sh...

You're a piece of shit,  messy shit

[(oYo)]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

Not only are men not excluded from wearing red pants whenever they feel like, but they can also give birth, as per the movie Junior (1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).

Now that, is a messed up piece of sh...

You're a piece of shit,  messy shit

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

[e1ghtSpace]

Like they are excluded from other stuff, for example having births and wearing red pants for 1 week every month.

Not only are men not excluded from wearing red pants whenever they feel like, but they can also give birth, as per the movie Junior (1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).

Now that, is a messed up piece of sh...

You're a piece of shit,  messy shit

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

This thread is dead.

[u9y42]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

[josephliton]

Theory X or Theory Y.

[boumalo]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

Would be nice to close this thread

[e1ghtSpace]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

Would be nice to close this thread

No it wouldn't. I'm sorry I just had to.

[(oYo)]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

Would be nice to close this thread

No it wouldn't. I'm sorry I just had to.

Haha. I'm glad you did.

[e1ghtSpace]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

Would be nice to close this thread

No it wouldn't. I'm sorry I just had to.

Haha. I'm glad you did.

Hey, we missed the one year anniversary for the last reply. Oh well.

[truckerJoe]

This thread is dead.

Or rather, this thread was dead until you resurrected it to the top again; it is now a zombie thread.

Would be nice to close this thread

No it wouldn't. I'm sorry I just had to.

Haha. I'm glad you did.

Hey, we missed the one year anniversary for the last reply. Oh well.

you missed it

[codishmumu]

Lol. Statements can't be like that at all. We need more passion in that post.

[TTMNewsMJ]

Lol. Statements can't be like that at all. We need more passion in that post.

What kind of passion are we actually need?

[Gleb Gamow]

Are does not equal do.

[knightkon]

This would be considered the statement of the venture if it was not for the misunderstood wording of the sentence!!