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November 04, 2016, 07:48:58 AM
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There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
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November 09, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, make sure your friend is actually dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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November 10, 2016, 07:09:54 AM
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November 10, 2016, 07:11:50 AM
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Mama got on some fly shit so I split and said imma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with greed and a heart that doesn't bleed. Im only 19 now but my mind is older and when shit gets for real my warm heart turns colder. I had a scheme to stack more cream than you ever seen in a dream, but we got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks, and stray shots all on the block where it stays hot and when it rains it pours they got money for wars but can't feed the poor. Going fast I knew it wouldn't last so I prepared my ass for jail, they put me in a situation forced me to be a man, when I was just learning to stand without a helping hand. We weren't meant to survive, because its a set up. Even if your fed up, you got to keep your head up.
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November 11, 2016, 11:56:15 AM
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Wife Swapping

The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night.

The guys have agreed that if they can pull off the wife swap, when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug the number of times that they did it with each other's wives. Clever enough!

After several drinks that night they succeed! Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile.

The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hangover and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon 3 times against his coffee mug.

After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the peanut butter.
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November 12, 2016, 12:46:49 AM
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There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

There are two types of people in this world, those who can spell and those who cunt.

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November 12, 2016, 01:01:09 AM
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There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

There are two types of people in this world, those who can spell and those who cunt.
There are two types of people in this world, those who can make jokes and those who cant.

Mama got on some fly shit so I split and said imma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with greed and a heart that doesn't bleed. Im only 19 now but my mind is older and when shit gets for real my warm heart turns colder. I had a scheme to stack more cream than you ever seen in a dream, but we got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks, and stray shots all on the block where it stays hot and when it rains it pours they got money for wars but can't feed the poor. Going fast I knew it wouldn't last so I prepared my ass for jail, they put me in a situation forced me to be a man, when I was just learning to stand without a helping hand. We weren't meant to survive, because its a set up. Even if your fed up, you got to keep your head up.
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November 12, 2016, 09:17:41 PM
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Q : How many harry potters does it take to change a light bulb ?

A : One, Because the whole world revolves around him.

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November 12, 2016, 09:48:09 PM
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Q:  How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  How can you count?  It's dark.

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