A young man saw a small house in a forest with an old man living there. The young man asked if he could stay for the night. “Certainly,” the old man said, “but dishonor my daughter and I will torture you.” The young man agreed. The daughter came down for dinner. She was beautiful.
During the night the young man snuck into her room. After the deed, he crept back to his room. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Torture 1: Large rock on chest.” He thought, “I don’t have much to worry about.” He picked the boulder up and threw the it out the window. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read “Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.” figuring that a few broken bones were better than getting castrated, he jumped out of the window after the rock As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.”