Turns out it's illegal to ship alcohol (other than wine) to Texas and I'd like to send a friend a gift. Basically, what I need from you is to go buy a bottle of booze and to deliver it, during work hours, to an address that I give you. I'll obviously pay for the alcohol purchase itself, and will reward you 5 btc (or best offer, if reasonable) for your time. I can also send with paypal if you trust me to do so.
My WOT profile should give you some idea of my reputation, and I can GPG sign a statement if you want proof that I am the same copumpkin:
http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=copumpkinI'm willing to send the coins first if you look reputable on the forum, but otherwise I'm going to need to ask you to deliver first, and then I'll compensate you once the recipient confirms receipt of the bottle.