Worst Gambling Service Ever -- Relive Glory Days of Everquest! 1-1000 Rolls!

[Kluge]

Minimum bet: .03BTC
Maximum bet: 5BTC
Send your coins to: 17vs6UMT4Upn4vw4A3VcapcUhdDKg8vzkq

Fuck up those simple rules and I send the entirety of the transaction to BTC100 -- WGSE adheres to a strict "no refunds for retards" policy!


What happens when you send your BTC:
I will use your coin to profit off the spread differences at various exchanges and between Gox bid/ask spreads, then split the profits with you 50/50 roll 1-1000 on random.org when I get around to it - or if I'm up, roughly around the time I see the transaction pop up. (within 24h either way, barring "acts of God")

If the number generated is:
1-375 = 2x coin returned
376-499 = .1x coin returned
500 = 1x coin returned
501-994 = 0x coin returned
995-999 = 3x coin returned
1000 = 1x coin returned + randomly-generated bonus prize of 0-10x the transaction! Yes, that means you could receive up to 11x your transaction amount! Here's your big number - the max prize (at "current" $5.06 BTC rate): $278.30

You get absolutely no guarantee I'm not fudging the numbers, but I'll post every transaction's receive address with # rolled, amount bet, and amount given, and you can guesstimate whether or not I'm telling the truth. However, returns will almost certainly be paid out faster than Bitscalper. I'll keep sheets on this, and 25% of cumulative profit will go to BTC100 (50% of that 25% will go toward covering my pledge until it's fulfilled, other 50% [100% if pledge fully honored] in the form of a new donation), calculated weekly (loose time estimate). If no profit, no BTC100 donation -- remember that if you win!

First drawing held when I wake up! Don't miss out!


P.S. The odds may seem shitty at first glance, but don't forget you're an "idealist" who would likely keep going both when up and down in fast-paced gambling games, losing larger amounts with competing gambling services than with this. Here, there is no wallet to tether you to the service, which would create a disincentive to back out even when you've beaten the odds and made a profit. Payouts go directly to your wallet and the game is quite slow. Therefor, I'm not so certain the odds here are any more shitty than with other services, all things considered.


ETA: Security upgrade! Please only use new address posted at the top of this post. For reference, here's the old address -- don't send coins here: 18pBTnFMUbKEGuh8F1bwz4FDL7aoRyNi9g - also don't send coins here: 1321Wq75VGygAqAedkd24cMQKB48Ef44Ny

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[Kluge]

Color me surprised. I was starting to expect this would just fade away. 

Bet: .25BTC from 1errG9KCenY4wSCjJppZtMcKoxyqDEvzv
# generated: 296
Payout: 2x bet, .5BTC


Cheers!

[flower1024]

Color me surprised. I was starting to expect this would just fade away. 

Bet: .25BTC from 1errG9KCenY4wSCjJppZtMcKoxyqDEvzv
# generated: 296
Payout: 2x bet, .5BTC


Cheers!

thanks

[Kluge]

(Fwiw, I will roll prior to a block being confirmed, but will not pay out until the transaction is confirmed at least once)

Bet: 1BTC from 1PN344c2nec1b29kFbTMcyTdMr4TN4igBp
# generated: 150
Payout: 2x bet, 2BTC

Congrats! Will send once confirmed. ETA: Off goes the coin!

[Kluge]

Bet: .1BTC from 14jdGju67Uw7F2rkMS7PFwJJsH9jiQzsRp
# generated: 925
Payout: 0x bet, 0BTC


ETA: Minimum bet reduced from .05BTC to .03BTC!

[Kluge]

-1.15BTC "profits" so far.

I may be the one with the gambling addiction. 

[MPOE-PR]

Lmao Kludge for Bitcoin President.

[Kluge]

Bet: .1BTC from 182UanWXCPBBrn5wXJGBLzbgBMh3ggJevs
# generated: 299
Payout: 2x bet, .2BTC

[Kluge]

Bet: .03BTC from 1LG8sBddyqrXKXzXEixSMEADcpvFSeXHmq
# generated: 723
Payout: 0x bet, 0BTC

[Kluge]

Bet: 1BTC from 16HzWMzman3ptChQukgLeWsfDJSBw8ciNa
# generated: 52
Payout: 2x bet, 2BTC

[ineededausername]

Bet: 1BTC from 16HzWMzman3ptChQukgLeWsfDJSBw8ciNa
# generated: 52
Payout: 2x bet, 2BTC

Thanks Kluge

[Kluge]

Bump.

[Kluge]

Bet: .5BTC from 18baNE13d14XLhYCnCwdXDKsghhtVB3ur5
# generated: 632
Payout: 0x bet, 0BTC

ETA: There's another new address. Please send to 17vs6UMT4Upn4vw4A3VcapcUhdDKg8vzkq in the future. This will be the last time I change the address, hopefully. Old addresses are still in the bottom of the OP if you're wondering whether or not I've paid out.

[goodlord666]

Bet: .1BTC from 182UanWXCPBBrn5wXJGBLzbgBMh3ggJevs
# generated: 299
Payout: 2x bet, .2BTC

Thanks! got the payout.

[goodlord666]

Bet: .1BTC from 182UanWXCPBBrn5wXJGBLzbgBMh3ggJevs
# generated: 299
Payout: 2x bet, .2BTC

man your luck is fail...

nah it's cool

[Kluge]

Other things I'm very interested in:
*AgZn batteries in 9v or "AA" format (I know they exist, and I particularly want them in "AA" format, but I haven't been able to find anyone to ship to the US.)
*Adjustable DC power supply (max bet raised to 10BTC for this item)
*DC wattmeter which doesn't suck (max bet raised to 20BTC for this item). I've been using a Watt's Up, and it's terribly insensitive and seems to always round numbers down. Instead, I've been trying to guesstimate with decent voltmeters & ammeters, which is a PitA.

(bump)


ETA: If someone sent something to a Jacob Beams (or something similar to that), it's now being held in the USPS location's lost & found. Please follow the rules.

Cheers!

[Kluge]

Bet: .03BTC from 1YApF3w9bpC3CtZxfmGZ7ukda1v2GLf9f
# generated: 952
Payout: 0x bet, 0BTC

[Tittiez]

Bet: .03BTC from 1YApF3w9bpC3CtZxfmGZ7ukda1v2GLf9f
# generated: 952
Payout: 0x bet, 0BTC

God damn it.

[dooglus]

Looks to me like you can expect to pay out 78.44% of all you receive in the long run.

[Kluge]

Bet: 1.1111111BTC from 1AF6XWfd2PmEUGjhqFQQ8HFMrT3fEtB2wm
# generated: 290
Payout: 2x bet, 2.2222222BTC