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June 28, 2014, 11:59:41 AM
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i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

Would you prefer Jew jokes?

What happens when a Jew gets in a volkswagon?

The doors lock, the windows roll up and the heater turns on high.


How do you fit 500 Jews into a volkswagon beetle?

You gas them, incinerate them and stuff them in the ashtray.

HAHA , now that's funny

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June 28, 2014, 08:43:42 PM
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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June 28, 2014, 09:17:40 PM
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dude, this is not deep web. Behave urself
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June 28, 2014, 09:59:20 PM
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Why did the dead baby fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead dumbass! They can't hold on when their dead!

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June 28, 2014, 11:11:11 PM
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i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

Would you prefer Jew jokes?

What happens when a Jew gets in a volkswagon?

The doors lock, the windows roll up and the heater turns on high.


How do you fit 500 Jews into a volkswagon beetle?

You gas them, incinerate them and stuff them in the ashtray.


The fucked up part about that joke is the volkswagon was actually used for those jeeps that the nazis used (beetles).

And IBM stamping all the ink codes on the jews.
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June 28, 2014, 11:14:33 PM
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i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

Would you prefer Jew jokes?

What happens when a Jew gets in a volkswagon?

The doors lock, the windows roll up and the heater turns on high.


How do you fit 500 Jews into a volkswagon beetle?

You gas them, incinerate them and stuff them in the ashtray.


The fucked up part about that joke is the volkswagon was actually used for those jeeps that the nazis used (beetles).

And IBM stamping all the ink codes on the jews.

I'm sure the person that wrote the joke had that in mind.

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June 29, 2014, 12:37:08 AM
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I was on a D&D thread the other day on some obscure archive and they were talking about all the great things they could do that were better than kicking babies.
It got rather deep.

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July 28, 2014, 11:30:54 PM
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Why so serious Roll Eyes
Those kind of made me feel awful but yea I found couple "good ones".

This is terrible, just NO! Cheesy

What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!


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July 29, 2014, 12:02:40 AM
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i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

Would you prefer Jew jokes?

What happens when a Jew gets in a volkswagon?

The doors lock, the windows roll up and the heater turns on high.


How do you fit 500 Jews into a volkswagon beetle?

You gas them, incinerate them and stuff them in the ashtray.


The fucked up part about that joke is the volkswagon was actually used for those jeeps that the nazis used (beetles).

And IBM stamping all the ink codes on the jews.

The Volkswagen (Note the correct spelling!)  Kübelwagen was only a military vehicel which was based on the VW floor pan and engine.  Nothing Nazi about it.

"The Volkswagen Kübelwagen (literally translated as "bucket car", for its resemblance to a metal bathtub on wheels [1]) was a light military vehicle designed by Ferdinand Porsche and built by Volkswagen during World War II for use by the German military (both Wehrmacht and Waffen-SS). Based heavily on the Volkswagen Beetle, it was prototyped as the Type 62, but eventually became known internally as the Type 82.

Kübelwagen is an abbreviation of kubelsitzwagen, meaning "bucket-seat car" because all German light military vehicles that had no doors were fitted with bucket seats to prevent passengers from falling out.[2] The first VW test vehicles had no doors and were therefore fitted with bucket seats and so acquired the name VW kubelsitzwagen that was later shortened to kubelwagen. Mercedes, Opel and Tatra also built kubel(sitz) wagens.[2]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_K%C3%BCbelwagen



As far as IBM doing the "stamping" of "ink codes" on Jews, the so-called "ink codes" were numbers TATTOOED on the left inside forearm and sometimes other places, done at the camp, primarily by inmates at the behest of the SS.

"During the Holocaust, concentration camp prisoners received tattoos only at one location, the Auschwitz concentration camp complex, which consisted of Auschwitz I (Main Camp), Auschwitz II (Auschwitz-Birkenau), and Auschwitz III (Monowitz and the subcamps). Incoming prisoners were assigned a camp serial number which was sewn to their prison uniforms. Only those prisoners selected for work were issued serial numbers; those prisoners sent directly to the gas chambers were not registered and received no tattoos.

Initially, the SS authorities marked prisoners who were in the infirmary or who were to be executed with their camp serial number across the chest with indelible ink. As prisoners were executed or died in other ways, their clothing bearing the camp serial number was removed. Given the mortality rate at the camp and practice of removing clothing, there was no way to identify the bodies after the clothing was removed. Hence, the SS authorities introduced the practice of tattooing in order to identify the bodies of registered prisoners who had died.

Originally, a special metal stamp, holding interchangeable numbers made up of needles approximately one centimeter long was used. This allowed the whole serial number to be punched at one blow onto the prisoner's left upper chest. Ink was then rubbed into the bleeding wound.

When the metal stamp method proved impractical, a single-needle device was introduced, which pierced the outlines of the serial-number digits onto the skin. The site of the tattoo was changed to the outer side of the left forearm. However, prisoners from several transports in 1943 had their numbers tattooed on the inner side of their left upper forearms. Tattooing was generally performed during registration when each prisoner was assigned a camp serial number. Since prisoners sent directly to the gas chambers were never issued numbers, they were never tattooed.

Tattooing was introduced at Auschwitz in the autumn of 1941. As thousands of Soviet prisoners of war (POWs) arrived at the camp, and thousands rapidly died there, the SS authorities began to tattoo the prisoners for identification purposes. At Auschwitz II (Birkenau), the SS staff introduced the practice of tattooing in March 1942 to keep up with the identification of large numbers of prisoners who arrived, sickened, and died quickly. By this time, the majority of registered prisoners in the Auschwitz complex were Jews. In the spring of 1943, the SS authorities throughout the entire Auschwitz complex adopted the practice of tattooing almost all previously registered and newly arrived prisoners, including female prisoners. Exceptions to this practice were prisoners of German nationality and “reeducation prisoners,” who were held in a separate compound. “Reeducation prisoners,” or “labor-education prisoners,” were non-Jewish persons of virtually all European nationalities (but at Auschwitz primarily Germans, Czechs, Poles, and Soviet civilians) who had run afoul of the harsh labor discipline imposed on civilian laborers in areas under German control.

The first series of prisoner numbers was introduced in May 1940, well before the practice of tattooing began. This first series was given to male prisoners and remained in use until January 1945, ending with the number 202,499. Until mid-May 1944, male Jewish prisoners were given numbers from this series. A new series of registration numbers was introduced in October 1941 and remained in use until 1944. Approximately 12,000 Soviet POWs were given numbers from this series (some of the POWs murdered at Auschwitz were never registered and did not receive numbers). A third series of numbers was introduced in March 1942 with the arrival of the first female prisoners. Approximately 90,000 female prisoners were identified with a series of numbers created for female prisoners in March 1942 until May 1944. Each new series of numbers introduced at Auschwitz began with “1.” Some Jewish prisoners (but not all) had a triangle tattooed beneath their serial number.

In order to avoid the assignment of excessively high numbers from the general series to the large number of Hungarian Jews arriving in 1944, the SS authorities introduced new sequences of numbers in mid-May 1944. This series, prefaced by the letter A, began with “1” and ended at “20,000.” Once the number 20,000 was reached, a new series beginning with “B” series was introduced. Some 15,000 men received “B” series tattoos. For an unknown reason, the “A” series for women did not stop at 20,000 and continued to 30,000.

A separate series of numbers was introduced in January 1942 for “reeducation” prisoners who had not received numbers from the general series. Numbers from this new series were assigned retroactively to “reeducation” prisoners who had died or been released, while their superseded general-series serial numbers were reassigned to new “general” arrivals. This was the only instance in the history of Auschwitz of numbers being “recycled.” Approximately 9,000 prisoners were registered in the “reeducation” series. Beginning in 1943, female “reeducation” prisoners were given serial numbers from their own new series, which also began with “1.” There were approximately 2,000 serial numbers in this series.

Beginning in February 1943, SS authorities issue two separate series' of number to Roma (Gypsy) prisoners registered at Auschwitz: one for the men and one for the women. Through August 1944, 10,094 numbers were assigned from the former series and 10,888 from the latter. Gypsy prisoners were given the letter Z (“Zigeuner” is German for Gypsy) in addition to the serial number.

The camp authorities assigned more than 400,000 prisoner serial numbers (not counting approximately 3,000 numbers given to police prisoners interned at Auschwitz due to overcrowding in jails who were not included in the daily count of prisoners).
Related Articles

    Auschwitz
    Auschwitz: Chronology
    Bibliography: The Liberation of Auschwitz

Related Links

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Copyright © United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, Washington, DC

Encyclopedia Last Updated: June 20, 2014"

Where do you come up with the ridiculous shit that you post?



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July 29, 2014, 07:04:09 AM
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Dead Baby jokes aren't that bad. Here's one that's worse than any dead baby joke I've ever heard.


A girl comes up to her dad. "Daddy, the prom's tonight, and I promised my date I'd pick him up. Is it okay if I borrow the car tonight?"

Her father thinks, and says, "Okay, but only if you suck my dick."

Naturally, she is shocked, but her father's mind is made up. She really wants the car. So, resigned to her fate, she get down on her knees and starts doing the deed. Soon after, she looks up in disgust, and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me," her father replies, "you can't have the car tonight; your brother's borrowing it."

Prick! You stole my joke. Now, I'm only left with light bulbs and ashtray ones, plus the one involving a chicken, grandma's underwear, and a Rabbi.

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July 29, 2014, 08:31:41 AM
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Dead Baby jokes aren't that bad. Here's one that's worse than any dead baby joke I've ever heard.


A girl comes up to her dad. "Daddy, the prom's tonight, and I promised my date I'd pick him up. Is it okay if I borrow the car tonight?"

Her father thinks, and says, "Okay, but only if you suck my dick."

Naturally, she is shocked, but her father's mind is made up. She really wants the car. So, resigned to her fate, she get down on her knees and starts doing the deed. Soon after, she looks up in disgust, and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me," her father replies, "you can't have the car tonight; your brother's borrowing it."

Prick! You stole my joke. Now, I'm only left with light bulbs and ashtray ones, plus the one involving a chicken, grandma's underwear, and a Rabbi.
It took me about 30 seconds, but its funny because its disgusting.

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July 29, 2014, 10:26:08 AM
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I don't like the websites name at all, I suppose It is black humor? But how can you make jokes about dead babies? Not for me.
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August 14, 2017, 06:25:38 PM
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ermm.....
So my friend sent me a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ and i kind of laughed?
These jokes are quite mental! post your favorite down below:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

Bumping this once dead baby.

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