Dead Baby Jokes?

[ahappymau5]

ermm.....
So my friend sent me a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ and i kind of laughed?
These jokes are quite mental! post your favorite down below:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

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[CrackedLogic]

ermm.....
So my friend sent me a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ and i kind of laughed?
These jokes are quite mental! post your favorite down below:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

I recommend you delete this post before you generate lots of hate towards yourself,

or you could leave and view the reactions of the members, your choice.

[ahappymau5]

why?

[hilariousandco]

why?

Probably because some people don't appreciate dead baby jokes. They don't bother me, but what I usually find funny is the people who whinge about dead baby jokes as if making them is completely off-limits or makes you evil or something. People usually only make them because they offend the easily offended. Most people who complain about these types of jokes are usually hypocrites as well. Change the word 'baby' to 'Muslim' or 'blonde' or something else and they'd probably find it hilarious.

One I remember from the sitcom Green Wing:

What's the difference between a baby and a bouncy castle?
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a baby.

[zimmah]

Haha, well it's not like we actually kill babies or hurt them

i think a bit of dark humor is not all that bad from time to time

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

[ShibaWow]

ermm.....
So my friend sent me a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ and i kind of laughed?
These jokes are quite mental! post your favorite down below:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

I recommend you delete this post before you generate lots of hate towards yourself,

or you could leave and view the reactions of the members, your choice.

why?

these are actually funny

you need to accept dark humor, it's not mean, it's just funny

btw

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

[ChiliPowder]

Im not a fan of dead baby jokes and my friend probably told me the worst one not to long ago.

Whats the Difference between a Five dollar footlong and a dead baby.

Lets hear your answers

[ahappymau5]

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

[iopq]

I've found that dead baby jokes are a nice ice breaker and a good indicator for potential friends
If they react positively = Chill and can appreciate darker jokes, would probably get along with well
If they react negatively = Probably takes things a little too seriously. I wouldn't want to interact with this person a lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

[QuestionAuthority]

Dead Baby jokes aren't that bad. Here's one that's worse than any dead baby joke I've ever heard.


A girl comes up to her dad. "Daddy, the prom's tonight, and I promised my date I'd pick him up. Is it okay if I borrow the car tonight?"

Her father thinks, and says, "Okay, but only if you suck my dick."

Naturally, she is shocked, but her father's mind is made up. She really wants the car. So, resigned to her fate, she get down on her knees and starts doing the deed. Soon after, she looks up in disgust, and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me," her father replies, "you can't have the car tonight; your brother's borrowing it."

[hilariousandco]

Haha. Maybe we need a thread for incestuous paedophilic jokes now?

I've found that dead baby jokes are a nice ice breaker and a good indicator for potential friends
If they react positively = Chill and can appreciate darker jokes, would probably get along with well
If they react negatively = Probably takes things a little too seriously. I wouldn't want to interact with this person a lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

I actually think testing out someones sense of humour is a great way to get to know new people and a persons sense of humour is a good barometer of their intelligence or whether I'll get on with them. I really can't stand PC people who whinge at jokes of the darker side of life. However, I don't think dead baby jokes are a good joke to tell people if you've just met them for a few reasons. Obviously they're never the epitome of wit, and even if people do find them funny I'm not sure it's that a great first impression to leave to be honest, but hey, if it works for you; great.

[QuestionAuthority]

Haha. Maybe we need a thread for incestuous paedophilic jokes now?

Oh, you can blend the two together.

What’s white and bobs up and down in a dead baby’s crib?

A pedophiles ass

What’s the safest way to play with a dead baby?

With a condom.


How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

[Snorek]

What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling

[Benjig]

What kind of mental psychopathic did those jokes? i think he has serious problems with babies, his jokes are not even funny.

[koshgel]

Morality aside none of these jokes are even funny. Is it supposed to have shock value? 

[Hazir]

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.

Some of these jokes are like hilariously random and bad

[ShibaWow]

Morality aside none of these jokes are even funny. Is it supposed to have shock value? 

have you not read this quote?

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

tell me that's not funny

[Benjig]

i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

[QuestionAuthority]

i dont think thats funny enough to make a website, the site is retarded, it doesnt matter if it has dead baby jokes,  grandma jokes  or whatever, one website just for that would be as retarded as the first.

Would you prefer Jew jokes?

What happens when a Jew gets in a volkswagon?

The doors lock, the windows roll up and the heater turns on high.


How do you fit 500 Jews into a volkswagon beetle?

You gas them, incinerate them and stuff them in the ashtray.

[koshgel]

Prefer funny standup like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfroJBMlVM&feature=kp