Finally not a newbie!

[twoglovedanny]

Thank you!

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[kjlimo]

Thank you!

welcome!

[Koekiemonster]

Incorrect, still a newbie..

[kokjo]

newbie is out of the newbie jail, and he starts to spam the forum...

[Tomatocage]

Quick! Head over to the Marketplace and put up an ad selling your 5970s and/or Apple iPad/iPhone!! After that make a beeline to the lending section and ask for a handout!

[Matthew N. Wright]

Dear Newbie,

Thank you for breaking out of newbie jail. We appreciate more noise on the forums. Please follow these steps and you will be accepted as a regular in no time.

• Create threads in inappropriate categories
• Create new threads for every task or idea in your daily life
• End your sentences with "unremorsefully"
• Start arguments about global warming, religion, politics, and other topics that no one can possibly win.
• Go to the busiest, most viewed technical thread started by the oldest members and respond to the original post with "Scammer".
• Start a new thread asking for help doing something, right beside a thread explaining how to do it.
• Use forum threads as your own personal message system to customer service at various companies
• Deposit money in the shadiest businesses and start multiple threads about having your money stolen
• Use paypal for Bitcoin

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Dear Newbie,

Thank you for breaking out of newbie jail. We appreciate more noise on the forums. Please follow these steps and you will be accepted as a regular in no time.

• Create threads in inappropriate categories
• Create new threads for every task or idea in your daily life
• End your sentences with "unremorsefully"
• Start arguments about global warming, religion, politics, and other topics that no one can possibly win.
• Go to the busiest, most viewed technical thread started by the oldest members and respond to the original post with "Scammer".
• Start a new thread asking for help doing something, right beside a thread explaining how to do it.
• Use forum threads as your own personal message system to customer service at various companies
• Deposit money in the shadiest businesses and start multiple threads about having your money stolen
• Use paypal for Bitcoin

• Hone you detective skills via Google.
• Suggest stupid ideas with hopes of one sticking.
• Have a second user account available for when you get banned for posting off-topic and call her Nikki the Bitch.
• Become a donator when bribing doesn't work.

And always end your post with your Indian name.

~Cackling Bear~

[Matthew N. Wright]

And always end your post with your Indian name.

~Cackling Bear~

Shut up.

~Shut up~

EDIT: Shut up

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And always end your post with your Indian name.

~Cackling Bear~

Shut up.

~Shut up~

EDIT: Shut up

You talking to me?

~Cackling Bear~

[Matthew N. Wright]

You talking to me?

~Cackling Bear~

Come at me

~Bra~

@OP: This is how you communicate on this forum.

[kokjo]

@OP: This is how you communicate on this forum.

LIAR!!!!

[twoglovedanny]

Thanks guys, but my 5970's are not for sale yet, maybe when we get closer to summer, and I will not be able to deal  with the heat. Like I think I said in a previous post somewhere, I am hoping to swap over to an FPGA farm.

As for the other posts, sarcasm noted!