[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[UnrealBeast]

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[Braino]

HODL!!!

[TimSweat]

I'll take some shits . pm sent

[nutildah]

I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.

[TimSweat]

I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.

So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?

[nutildah]

So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?

Ha! Are you kidding? No, there's no free 1,000,000 dogeparty. There never was. I'll send you 1,100,000 Shitcoins once I find my Dogeparty keys.


OK, RECOVERED THE SHITCOIN STASH!!!

 

The most recent commenters / messengers will receive their Shitstribution shortly. I'm upping it up to 1.5 million now, try to spread the wealth, I mean shit...

But really, the Dogeparty devs totally dropped the ball on what was an excellent premise (that they stole from Counterparty). They only released like 1/8th of the total platform they had promised.

So I am in no way endorsing Dogepotty. They have no incentive to get their shit together, they're already taken our money and ran.

But you can still use https://wallet.dogeparty.io to spread shitcoins around to friends and family. They make great Christmas presents for the kids as well.

Dogeparty Wallet also acts as a DOGE wallet if you didn't know.

HODL!!!

I just saw this. LOLzer!!

Who knows, someday Shitcoins may be all the rage. I see a 1,000 satoshi price start on the exchanges, easy 

[Piston Honda]

aw man, why has this coin not matched BTC In price yet?!?!?!!

[tonyvo2017]

What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.

[StonerStanley]

What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.

It's you who are kidding, a ShitCoin is always a good investment 

[Gash]

Toilet brush will aid the adoption. I use it to cleanse the periphery of my toilet sink after I dumped my shit right in there. I watch how small pieces of shit get caught by the water and carried away and sucked inside the drainage pipe. I will jump on board and help promote this shitty coin. To diversify your portfolio u need as more shits as u can get, its never enough.

[suchmoon]

nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.

[nutildah]

nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.

Holy shit, you're right!

Shitcoin 3.0 has migrated over to uh, uh, Ethereum! Wait.... TRON! No... EOS! Yeah EOS. That's where a real shitcoin should reside these days. There will be a 1 million to 1 conversion for the new coin, which are going on sale for $800 a pop at EOShitchange.coffee. I paid a super sweet price for the domain name: $0.49 for 10 years. I'm using a Wix site that I hired Albanian freelancers to create for only $999. Fucking awesome deal.

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.

[monmsn]

Wow , it's outstanding the Shitcoin and completely serious . 

[tranduong123]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

[Bttzed03]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

With it's powerhouse team, this will surely succeed  #2DaMoon

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.

[~Trololoh~]

Nah, I am already in deep shit of myself. no need for others shit.

[Crypitol]

And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously

[suchmoon]

And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously

Given that 99% percent of altcoins are utter scams, this thread actually improves the seriousness average.

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[sukoyomi]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

It seems like a joke that taken seriously, really did not guessed this thread will come back to life after so long left. Long live the dev.