Accepts and rejects are not quite what I was aiming for, because my miners may be at 0 Mh/s and I would have no idea. I'm after something that can broadcast hash rates in real time.
Also, the 2500 Mh/s was just thrown out as an example, but that doesn't sound implausible as a solo hash rate.
If you solo mine directly against bitcoin, you'll only see a result when you find an actual block (rarely). If you want your miners to be reporting success more frequently, you'll have to essentially setup your own private pool then. Run pushpool or one of the newer pool servers that will sit between your miners and bitcoin to hand out difficulty 1 work and track shares, etc.