at wits end - illegal, unwelcome person living on property. how to remove?

[(oYo)]

Lol. She had a warrant out for violating her parole! Didn't know that... But the cops did! I called 911 and told them what was going on, mentioned I was worried she would get shot, they came and took her away in cuffs. Well, zip ties.

I am overjoyed right now. Thanks for talking me through guys.

Well done. Glad to hear it.  

[John (John K.)]

Was going to suggest on doing a background check if she has a problem with the law, but apparently the cops beat me to it.

[arklan]

Lol. She had a warrant out for violating her parole! Didn't know that... But the cops did! I called 911 and told them what was going on, mentioned I was worried she would get shot, they came and took her away in cuffs. Well, zip ties.

I am overjoyed right now. Thanks for talking me through guys.

you should have given her a copy of Satoshi's whitepaper and told her "you'll have plenty of time to study this where you're going."

Sadly I didn't see them. Gf's dad did, though.

[b!z]

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

[Lethn]

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

You can get ones that are pretty damn cheap actually for what they are and the weirdest part is it's totally legal, even in my country just as long as they're deactivated, so they hate guns but they're totally okay with me driving around in an armoured monstrosity that could demolish a block of flats in a few minutes lol.

[b!z]

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

You can get ones that are pretty damn cheap actually for what they are and the weirdest part is it's totally legal, even in my country just as long as they're deactivated, so they hate guns but they're totally okay with me driving around in an armoured monstrosity that could demolish a block of flats in a few minutes lol.

Actually that sounds pretty dope. Can you post pics or a vid or something of your tank?

[Lethn]

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

You can get ones that are pretty damn cheap actually for what they are and the weirdest part is it's totally legal, even in my country just as long as they're deactivated, so they hate guns but they're totally okay with me driving around in an armoured monstrosity that could demolish a block of flats in a few minutes lol.

Actually that sounds pretty dope. Can you post pics or a vid or something of your tank?

I don't have one yet I know places where you can get them though, if I make a chunk of money I'm probably going to get one, but a nice computer comes first

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/#currency=USD

http://www.mod-sales.com/

The joke is in my country because these are 'collectibles' the insurance is supposed to be cheaper on them, much cheaper, so it would be easier for me to have one of these things than a bloody hatchback, bureaucrats and politicians really are a bunch of morons, I think in the US the laws are a bit tighter but the basic rule just seems to be that you need to declare you imported them so they know about it, it's all surplus stuff and some of it's from the cold war so it's just lying around not being sold because they never had to use any of it against the Russians.

[arklan]

yet another reason i feel like i live in the wrong country... mmm. tanks.

[b!z]

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

You can get ones that are pretty damn cheap actually for what they are and the weirdest part is it's totally legal, even in my country just as long as they're deactivated, so they hate guns but they're totally okay with me driving around in an armoured monstrosity that could demolish a block of flats in a few minutes lol.

Actually that sounds pretty dope. Can you post pics or a vid or something of your tank?

I don't have one yet I know places where you can get them though, if I make a chunk of money I'm probably going to get one, but a nice computer comes first

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/#currency=USD

http://www.mod-sales.com/

The joke is in my country because these are 'collectibles' the insurance is supposed to be cheaper on them, much cheaper, so it would be easier for me to have one of these things than a bloody hatchback, bureaucrats and politicians really are a bunch of morons, I think in the US the laws are a bit tighter but the basic rule just seems to be that you need to declare you imported them so they know about it, it's all surplus stuff and some of it's from the cold war so it's just lying around not being sold because they never had to use any of it against the Russians.

Thanks man, but they don't look too cheap unless I'm looking at the wrong page? I see this which seems to be the cheapest tank at $17 812, but apparently one would have to buy a transporter thing which starts at $8 350, and there are probably other costs too. The most practical solution in OP's case would probably just be to get a lawyer. But yeah, it'd be seriously cool to take one of these bad boys for a ride.

What country were you in again by the way?

[iCEBREAKER]

so, i live with my fiance and her parents. we all get along just fine. their son lives on the property they own, in a trailer. he brought in someone i can best describe as his gf and she's been living there. in short, she's trash. drugs, actively involved in crime, threats of violence against us, etc. he's no peach either, but that's for later.

no lease agreement, verbal or written exists. no permission was given. she's been verbally told to get the fuck out multiple times, but refuses to do so.

my future in laws just went to a justice of the pease earlier today to try to file for eviction, but were shut down. something to do with the lack of lease. i don't know the details as they aren't home yet.

to put it lightly, my fiance is in tears, her mother - who's hand two heart attacks and survived cancer - is on the verge of physically puking she's so stressed and we're afraid she's gonna drop dead for all this.

anyone got any ideas? all i can think to do is to get her folks to declare me their agent, as they own the land but are both well into their 60's and aren't really able to handle this shit, and then deal with her myself, violently if i must. not that i want to hurt her or anything, but this shit's gone long enough. however i can't find anything on how to GET that declaration done and legally recognized. fiance is worried i'd get arrested for getting involved when it's not my property.

does anyone here have any idea where we can turn or how we can solve this before my mother in law has another heart attack?

Create a journal documenting all the threats of violence, drug use, and criminal associations.

Then use it to get a temporary restraining order against her.  You don't need a lawyer for one, just go down to the police station/courthouse.

Problem solved; you're welcome.

[Lethn]

Thanks man, but they don't look too cheap unless I'm looking at the wrong page? I see this which seems to be the cheapest tank at $17 812, but apparently one would have to buy a transporter thing which starts at $8 350, and there are probably other costs too. The most practical solution in OP's case would probably just be to get a lawyer. But yeah, it'd be seriously cool to take one of these bad boys for a ride.

What country were you in again by the way?

There's smaller stuff like BMP's and APC's that are less than $10,000 but they'll still be pretty powerful, the main point is a car will cost stupid amounts of insurance in my country and on top of that even a tiny hatchback is usually above these prices but with these you basically can fit several people in them if you need to.

Also, I'm in the UK so yeah

[cinnamon_carter]

I assume you are in the United States.  The owner of the property (whoever owns the deed) can file with the local district court or magistrate as it is called in some states to get her out.  If the unwanted person has been living there in most states (hard to believe but true) they have certain rights.

Depending on where you live (state , county ect)  may be a big factor in how long it will take.

Careful bringing up the drugs or illegal items, since police could use that as an excuse to seize the entire property,  sounds crazy but happens all the time in Philadelphia where I am from and many other places also. 

You may not need a lawyer but the owner of the property has to file the paperwork and pay a court fee to get the ball rolling.

There are resources on the web you can google as if you are a landlord and want someone evicted from your land. 

Follow a similar process.  (I know some places people with no lease basically squatters have more rights than someone who defaulted on a lease)

Hopefully you don't live in one of those places.   Best of luck with this difficult issue.

[b!z]

Thank you armchair lawyers.

[cherrycen]

A good idea

[rokkyroad]

Thank you armchair lawyers.

I'm glad the police helped him out. Hiring a lawyer is not ideal. Many have the habit of milking a situation to excess.

[saddampbuh]

throw the person out and tell them what will happen should they return, are there no men left on this fucking planet?

[cinnamon_carter]

never call the cops , unless you absolutly have to

at least that is my personal feelings,

first call the police and only then a lawyer.

[arklan]

throw the person out and tell them what will happen should they return, are there no men left on this fucking planet?

i would have. but since it's not my property, i wasn't allowed to, for fear (from my fiance) that i'd get arrested for it.

[vm1990]

Thanks man, but they don't look too cheap unless I'm looking at the wrong page? I see this which seems to be the cheapest tank at $17 812, but apparently one would have to buy a transporter thing which starts at $8 350, and there are probably other costs too. The most practical solution in OP's case would probably just be to get a lawyer. But yeah, it'd be seriously cool to take one of these bad boys for a ride.

What country were you in again by the way?

There's smaller stuff like BMP's and APC's that are less than $10,000 but they'll still be pretty powerful, the main point is a car will cost stupid amounts of insurance in my country and on top of that even a tiny hatchback is usually above these prices but with these you basically can fit several people in them if you need to.

Also, I'm in the UK so yeah

not to mention the fact you dont have to worry about anyone cutting you up or dinging your car in the car park.. and the fact aslong as you follow UK rules on tax and insurance you can also invade any European country ahhh the though of driving a British tank through France and Germany makes me all giddy XD. and theres not a damn thing they can do about it

and can you imagine someone trying to clamp or tow it id sit there and watch the traffic wardens heads explode with confusion

[Lethn]

LOL I'm not surprised I'm the only one who thought about this as a solution for owning a car, but yes, one of the best things about having an APC would be the fact that tailgating wankers wouldn't be able to mess up your car, they'd just crumple up against the back of it.