it seems that whenever it hits 5.97 Meni sells a bunch ...
Really, I want it to hit $6 already so I can get it over with.
Indeed. ABSORB.1.4-6.LONG has been triggered, and all bonds were bought back for 1 BTC each (the buyback feature worked like a charm on my end, I hope people actually got their coins).
Note that if the >=$6 trades are cancelled in the next few days, ABSORB.1.4-6.SHORT will still be eligible. If not they will be bought back for 0 or a token amount.
Winners may wish to consider reinvesting their earnings in a new long position via POLY