You now need a dance permit to dance inside your own property, according to Utah Police
"[We were] told by officers we couldn’t have a dance, under threat of being taken to jail with a felony of inciting a riot.”
It was the annual "Monster Mash", a Halloween event organized by a company known as "Heart of Dixie"
And then Big Brother said HALT! DOES THEE HAVE A PERMIT FOR THY FREEDOM?
http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2014/10/27/police-crack-dance-party-stirs-controversy/18010941/As FDR would say:
Very progressive!
Related:
You can't be by the river without a fishing pole