Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.
Damn! that's better than mine
Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.
After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"
Lol really hard to get , had to read 3 times
Hope you didn't make the mistaken in believing that both jokes were connected, for they weren't. Rereading 3 more times in 5...4...3...
On Chuck Norris' first day of school, the teacher said, "Welcome, class...," whereupon Chuck yelled "Recess!" Nary a sole argued, with Chuck continuing the practice to graduation of high school with a 4.0 GPA.
