For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".
Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.
You just solved it. I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars. I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money.
($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.
Dude I would have been happy with just the House. You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.
Asshole. I just almost died from laughter.