Very nice painting. Ricky Allman sounds cool:
LEGAL STATS
Feet: 2
Eyes: yes
Pigs greased: 0
Cubes gleamed: infinite
Children: dos (español for 2)
Class: super middleweight
Beards preserved in gel medium: 2
High fives capable of receiving: 1700
Webs browsed: 7
Hedge funds managed: 0
Architects who have approached me wanting to build one of the buildings in my paintings: 0...
REQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How's it going?
Not too bad.
Credit or debit?
Crebit.
Are you going to clean this up or just kind of leave it like that...?
You've got to let it soak.
Soak in what? These are paper documents.
It's just a figure of speech.
It sounds like a specific reference to dishes?
Well, yeah, but, you know what I mean.
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit Farts
What Podcasts do you listen to?
Funny you should ask, I love podcasts! RadioLab, The Cracked Podcast, BBC Elements, BBC The Why Factor, Strangers, Benjamen Walker's Theory of Everything, Radio Diaries, CBC Quirks and Quarks, Infants on Thrones, The Memory Palace, Common Sense w/Dan Carlin, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Point of Inquiry, Stuff to Blow your Mind, Brain Science Podcast, ABC Radio All in the Mind, BackStory with the American History Guys, On the Media, Skeptoid, Freakonomics Radio, The Truth, Econtalk, Lexicon Valley, 99% Invisible, BBC The Forum, Mormon Expression, Snap Judgment, Radio West, CBC Spark, Thinking Allowed, This American Life
EDUCATION
2007: MFA Painting (Honors) Rhode Island School of Design. Providence, RI.
2007: Collegiate Teaching Certificate, Brown University, Sheridan Center. Providence, RI.
2005: BFA (Graduation w/ Distinction), Massachusetts College of Art. Boston, MA.
2002: Associate of Science (Honors), Fine Art. Utah Valley University, Orem, UT.
