Vicente: Where are you reporting from today, Al?
Al: Hey, Vicente. You're not going to believe it! I'm backstage with Justin Bieber.
Vicente: (aggressively petting Aflac) That is so cool, Al. The folks at home are dying to hear the interview. Whenever Justin is ready, for we're now live on the air.
Al: Justin, would you tell the audience why you started to embrace Bitcoin.
Justin Bieber: (aggressively petting Al in sweet voice) Sure, Al. You bought it to my attention earlier today.
Al: A little lower. Lower. Lower. There! Did you ever have a pet.
JB: Sure did. A duck, but lost him while doing a show in South Korea. I miss that duck.
Vicente: (trying to hide the duck) That's a sad story, Bieb.
JB: What did you say, Vicente?
Vicente: Ah, nothing! Just clearing a feather... had something caught in my throat. Al, ask The Bieb about his upcoming concerts. Al. Al! Al, are you still there?
Al: Sorry, Vicente. Had to find a light for this cigarette.
Vicente: I didn't know you smoke.
Al: It's safe to say you've never been backstage with The Bieb.
(Matthew walks in the studio without knocking)
Vicente: (to Matthew) Why are dressed as The San Diego Chicken?
JB: Tell Matthew I said hey, Vicente.
Al: I love this gig.