Now, I am pissed off. That's twice in one day that I have agreed with psy, and that's just not right dammit.
Hey laternfuckwit? What the fuck is your major malfunction, you ignorant fucking tool? You arrive here and start demanding shit for free, and then presume to not only tell everyone how the world is run, but you do it with juvenile playground taunts about raging homosexuals and faggots and 13" wangs entering "hoohoos"? Pure simple fuck all ignorant.
1. If you truly had 13" worth of equipment, you wouldn't be on a message board, you would be pulling in serious money doing gay snuff porn. Like your mom.
2. The grovelling beggar who is asking for the loan does not makes the terms, nor is welcome to comment on them, the sum total of your options is to decide to take the terms or not, beyond that, just shut the fuck up. You are the bitch in the relationship, not the pimp. You get fucked, and bring the money home whore, not the other way around.
3. Your thinly veiled pseudo-homophobic remarks do nothing to cover up the longings that you feel... give in to it, abuse yourself, you know you want to, instead of craving having the rest of the world do it.