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July 10, 2012, 12:32:23 PM
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Wellcome to Africa, dear PG !!

Our flies are waiting for You !

Come to us, sit, relax
and drink some milk & blood
to become strong !

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July 10, 2012, 06:14:46 PM
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I had a dream last night, and now I have a desire to visit a foreign country. I'm going have to check to make sure that The French-Congo is still in Africa though.

Almost done with my first poop of the day.

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July 10, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
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Our brave friend PG was somewhat scared
 by the huge clouds of our dung flies.

So he have decided to go to French-Congo
to meet with tsetse ...
instead of visiting our sweet home

 ~ UKigo's wife Alipenda ~

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July 10, 2012, 09:08:26 PM
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I got lost and had a ride inside of a kangaroo Smiley
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July 11, 2012, 06:08:24 AM
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Dear PG's diary,

I'm highly intoxicated and just got back from a tuesday night kegger.

Sorry for vomiting in you. Oops

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July 11, 2012, 02:39:47 PM
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This threads and interesting read...ha!
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July 11, 2012, 03:41:22 PM
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^ looks to be from the show "The Office" Smiley
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July 11, 2012, 05:14:49 PM
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Just returned from my seeing my doctor, and she asked how my dairy is coming along, for doing something outside the comfort zone is good therapy to rid the myriad of voices residing in ones head. The following is how the conversation went.

Becky: How are you feeling today, Bruno?
Bruno: I'm feeling better. I took up your suggestion.
Becky: That's great! And how is the dairy coming along?
Bruno: The what?
Becky: The dairy. Are you still with me, or is another voice trying to come through?
Bruno: The dairy. Yea! I've started to amass animals now.
Becky: That's wonderful! How many cows do you currently have?
Bruno: Cows! Umm! So far only one. But I'm planning on getting more soon. I also started a diary since the last time we spoke.
Becky: That's an excellent idea. Make sure you hide it, otherwise others will read it and maybe even write in it.
Bruno: I guess my time is up. Later, doc.
Becky: Take care, Bruno.
Bruno: (walking to the truck talking to myself) Dairy! Cows! How could I be so stupid!
Al the Alpaca: Anything wrong, Bruno?
Bruno: Shut the fuck up! Don't you have a show to do?
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July 11, 2012, 09:30:45 PM
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^ man and I thought being fake nuts was fun Smiley
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July 12, 2012, 12:27:39 AM
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^ man and I thought being fake nuts was fun Smiley
Fake? The dude's a crackpot! Grin

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July 12, 2012, 12:55:05 AM
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C'mon, What's wrong with crack and pot? both can be enjoyable Cheesy
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July 12, 2012, 01:44:43 AM
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Dear PG's diary : I used to have a fear of speed humps. Im getting over it slowly.

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July 12, 2012, 05:18:30 AM
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Dear PG !
We are currently at war with neighbouring tribe,
 so unable to visit you in your shelter.

As you amassing animals,
We've sent you several of our sheep
 for yours  unusual lovegames,
which we were happy to watch,
 when you and your doc. Becky were here with us last time.

Don't bother -- they are all healthy animals,
 and nothing wrong can happen with you or Becky.

When you will exhaust these sheep,
we'll happily send you more.
So enjoy and have fun !
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July 12, 2012, 06:04:10 AM
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Dear PG !
We are currently at war with neighbouring tribe,
 so unable to visit you in your shelter.

As you amassing animals,
We've sent you several of our sheep
 for yours  unusual lovegames,
which we were happy to watch,
 when you and your doc. Becky were here with us last time.

Don't bother -- they are all healthy animals,
 and nothing wrong can happen with you or Becky.

When you will exhaust these sheep,
we'll happily send you more.
So enjoy and have fun !
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   ~ Your Cannibal Ukigo ~


Ukigo, you are one sick dude! Can't you see that Bruno has enough problems without you laying more upon him? I did like the tsetse fly post, though. Keep up the good work.

~Al the Alpaca~

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July 12, 2012, 07:04:52 AM
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Dear Alpaca !

You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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July 12, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
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Dear Alpaca !

You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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 ~ UKigo ~



Here, alpaca. Come here, boy. Nice, alpaca.

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July 12, 2012, 10:36:47 AM
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Dear PG !

How are you there ?!

You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !

If he is still alive, please send him back to us !

Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.

Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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 ~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~


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July 12, 2012, 04:53:29 PM
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Dear PG !

How are you there ?!

You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !

If he is still alive, please send him back to us !

Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.

Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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 ~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~


I'm beginning to believe you were born without a belly button.

~Al the Alpaca~

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July 12, 2012, 05:37:36 PM
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We get a message from someone : "PG is hiding in Congolese bush".

Our war-monkey will find him and will take him to our tribal court.
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 ~ Elders of the Great Tribe ~


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April 28, 2013, 07:32:26 AM
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Dear Diary,

Today I learnt that others have started their own personal diaries.
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