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July 21, 2012, 09:22:30 PM
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I have decided to provide a wonderful new service to the more OCD members of the Bitcoin community: Bitcoin Balance Beautification (BBB).

Bitcoin is blessed with the feature of being divisible to up to eight decimal places. However, over time this may lead to some very ugly balances: 17.47521649 BTC? BARF!

BEAUTIFY THAT BITCOIN BALANCE!

BBB allows you to have sexy, clean, or alliterate Bitcoin Balances.

I can hear You right now:
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Psh, how is that SOCIALIST LOSER HIPPIE going to Beautify my Bitcoin Balance?

It's really quite simple, You.

All you need to do is send those ugly Satoshis, µBitcoins, and mBitcoins to the Official BBB Bitcoin Address:

1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg
1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg
1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg

But Wait You! There's More!

You don't need to give away that you used to have an ugly balance! BBB is completely anonymous and private. You just need to send the BTC to the BBB Bitcoin Address and then Your Bitcoin Balance is Beautified!

Oh, I can hear You again:
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Psh, sure that's cool, but what's the catch?

Well You, there is no catch!
BBB is FREE, no FEE!

What are You waiting for? Beautify that Bitcoin Balance!

1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg

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July 21, 2012, 09:34:26 PM
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I have decided to provide a wonderful new service to the more OCD members of the Bitcoin community: Bitcoin Balance Beautification (BBB).

Bitcoin is blessed with the feature of being divisible to up to eight decimal places. However, over time this may lead to some very ugly balances: 17.47521649 BTC? BARF!

BEAUTIFY THAT BITCOIN BALANCE!

BBB allows you to have sexy, clean, or alliterate Bitcoin Balances.

I can hear You right now:
Quote from: You
Psh, how is that SOCIALIST LOSER HIPPIE going to Beautify my Bitcoin Balance?

It's really quite simple, You.

All you need to do is send those ugly Satoshis, µBitcoins, and mBitcoins to the Official BBB Bitcoin Address:

1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg
1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg
1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg

But Wait You! There's More!

You don't need to give away that you used to have an ugly balance! BBB is completely anonymous and private. You just need to send the BTC to the BBB Bitcoin Address and then Your Bitcoin Balance is Beautified!

Oh, I can hear You again:
Quote from: You
Psh, sure that's cool, but what's the catch?

Well You, there is no catch!
BBB is FREE, no FEE!

What are You waiting for? Beautify that Bitcoin Balance!

1L1YtmbzRipWMqgJFfiaG4uisMhQXks3xg

LOL, very creative!

So if I understand this correctly, we beautify our Bitcoin balance by giving some away to you? Smiley

Q: Is this tax deductible?

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July 21, 2012, 10:01:57 PM
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Q: Is this tax deductible?

I am not qualified to give tax advice, but I don't think balance aesthetics are usually tax deductible.

If You have Obsessive-compulsive disorder...then depending on where You live maybe it can classify as a health-care related expenditure? Of course, BBB is pretty cheap and probably would not cost any more than a penny, so tax deductions would not be very useful.

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July 21, 2012, 10:51:36 PM
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I'm also considering an expansion into Litecoin...as soon as I figure out a good name for it.

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July 22, 2012, 04:02:09 AM
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what about fees making it ugly again?

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