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July 23, 2012, 04:51:30 PM
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When my pipboy detects an increased in heart rate and high-levels of stress patterns it can activate the AAV -- AntiArrest Vest. It is a non-lethal and discreet vest that will prevent being apprehended in the event that you are under a stressful situation that isn't in your favour. For example in the event that a military agent(country of origin doesn’t matter) feels that you should be apprehended for what ever reason, the Pip boy will detect the loudness and stressfulness of the environment and thus activate the antiarrest vest. once activated the vest is self containing and cannot be turned of with out manual override. The vest will prevent you from being apprehended from most humanoids by wrapping exposed metal wires around a rubber yet solid vest and powering on when you are touched with metal or any any human trys to grab you with a bare hand they will get zapped and shocked and thus you are immune from human contact and thus if you don't need to pull out a weapon to protect your self you can now defend your self with out getting shot and with out feeling humiliated when the policia tell you to get on your knees and all that fun stuff
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July 23, 2012, 06:59:51 PM
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sounds like a good recipe for adding 5 years to your sentence for assault on a police officer xD
Good concept, but in practice it seems it would be counterproductive.

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July 23, 2012, 07:10:15 PM
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Won't stop a bullet to the neck.

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July 23, 2012, 07:15:54 PM
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1) How do you plan to make this small enough that someone would want to wear it?
2) How do you plan to prevent false positives? There's a lot of things that trigger high heart rate and stress outside of getting arrested.
3) What's to prevent the police from beating the shit out of you with a billy club?
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July 23, 2012, 08:20:25 PM
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Its not an invincible armour guise just a friendly static electricity to make the cops go WTF? that shit hurts.. whats a cop gonna do tell you to reach into your pocket it turn it off... lol catch 22
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July 23, 2012, 08:36:51 PM
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Its not an invincible armour guise just a friendly static electricity to make the cops go WTF? that shit hurts.. whats a cop gonna do tell you to reach into your pocket it turn it off... lol catch 22

Do you actually think that if a cop was going to arrest you having a static discharge vest on would stop that from happening? Let alone a "military agent". It might help you get away from the old man at the grocery store when you get caught shoplifting, but if you try this on a real cop I suspect you would find yourself quickly eating pavement with extreme prejudice.
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July 23, 2012, 09:39:54 PM
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Cheaper version: T-shirt that says "Beat me to a bloody pulp!" on the front, and "I was obviously looking for a fight" on the back.
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July 23, 2012, 10:09:07 PM
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Cheaper version: T-shirt that says "Beat me to a bloody pulp!" on the front, and "I was obviously looking for a fight" on the back.
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July 23, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
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Wait till you hear what Phinnieus Gage took.. 

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July 23, 2012, 10:20:34 PM
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^ a pottery class?

You would have to have a pretty powerful vest to prevent you from getting arrested... You can make pretty neat tasers out of disposable cameras....
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July 24, 2012, 01:10:40 AM
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^ a pottery class?

You would have to have a pretty powerful vest to prevent you from getting arrested... You can make pretty neat tasers out of disposable cameras....

Tazer vest for the win!
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July 24, 2012, 01:50:34 AM
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When my pipboy detects an increased in heart rate and high-levels of stress patterns it can activate the AAV -- AntiArrest Vest.

In New Vegas, I'm much more interested in getting an Anti-Sniper vest. I run pretty fast otherwise.

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July 24, 2012, 01:58:52 AM
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Id like to avoid the cops in the first place. Something that detects when law enforcement is within a 500m radius would be just the ticket  Smiley

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July 24, 2012, 02:39:24 AM
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I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

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July 24, 2012, 03:03:32 AM
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Better idea: a "don't taze me, bro" T-shirt lined with aluminum foil.

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July 24, 2012, 03:06:24 AM
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Id like a shirt with an inbuilt camera that starts filming when approached by a cop Smiley


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July 24, 2012, 03:09:43 AM
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Wait till you hear what Phinnieus Gage took.. 

Anybody here have any Advil for a headache?

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July 24, 2012, 04:27:58 AM
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Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.
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Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.
Then you'll need an invisibility vest but I couldn't find any picture... Duh!
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