Zhou Tong walks into a bar...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Dude have you seen my keys?

You telling me that your Volvo doesn't have a two-factor identification thingy for entry into said vehicle?

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[AndrewBUD]

oh i thought I was contributing.....



 It's old enough to still use keys... sorry....

[Phinnaeus Gage]

oh i thought I was contributing.....

 It's old enough to still use keys... sorry....

By bad! I thought you were in reference to that 'question' thread, coupled with me seeing your avatar, is why I posted what I did. I think I see the gist of your post know.

Later, bud.

~Bruno~

[Bitcoin Oz]

Dude have you seen my keys?

You left them in the ignition with the doors unlocked.

[AndrewBUD]

Dude have you seen my keys?

You left them in the ignition with the doors unlocked.

I do that all the time, never had my car stolen... Key's are in it right now both of them. windows wide open but if you want the nicer SUV you have to take the stupid Volvo...


PS: ZT should pay back what he owes people..... or forever be the fart nosed penis wrinkle..

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: 
Bartender: Why are you laughing so hard?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Somebody just called me a fart nosed penis wrinkle and left out a hyphen.
Bartender: Did you see they moved two of Phinn's threads?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: 
Duck: (to Al the Alpaca) What does this mean, Al? What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong.
Al the Alpaca: Yeah, we did. We were supposed to fight for the people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Zhou.

[Bitcoin Oz]

I dont always send email but when I do I use the bitcoinica database to send spam emails about my new product.

[Inedible]

Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!

I'll admit I had a chuckle at this

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!

I'll admit I had a chuckle at this

Glad you enjoyed it, bud. The humor here is not necessarily meant to make light of the situation, but mainly to lighten up the... (too tire to think of a good word to put there, but you get the gist).

Later, bud.

~Bruno~

[AndrewBUD]

ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Duck: Aflac! Aflac! Aflac!
Bartender: I don't think you're goin' to get that duck to squeal like a pig, Kevin.
ZT aka Zhou Tong: I'm working my way over to the pretty mouth of that alpaca.
Customer: Can you keep that fuckin' duck quiet? I'm tryin' to talk to Pirate on Skype.
Al the Alpaca: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Oh damn, someone stole my sneakers.

[zhoutong]

ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)

Now it's worth $12. And still profitable.

[LoupGaroux]

ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)

Now it's worth $12. And still profitable.

That's the best joke so far... the guy behind the loss of a half million dollars in other people's money, who many consider to be the person responsible for taking the money, comes to a joke thread to pimp his next project. And better still that project is ALSO able to magically inflate the value of your coins!!!

Zhou Tong, the perpetual inflation machine.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)

Now it's worth $12. And still profitable.

That's the best joke so far... the guy behind the loss of a half million dollars in other people's money, who many consider to be the person responsible for taking the money, comes to a joke thread to pimp his next project. And better still that project is ALSO able to magically inflate the value of your coins!!!

Zhou Tong, the perpetual inflation machine.

If every name on a mailing list is worth X, and 1 pays X - Y, then Y = $. If 1 wants >$, then Yⁿ. Repeat & Rinse over a wide range of products and services, and 1 profits Z².

"man is the measure of all things"

And you thought I didn't know the Protagoras Theorem.  

~Bruno~

[AndrewBUD]

Nice... Looks good on ya...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Nice... Looks good on ya...

I used to be an SEO adventurer, until the marketing gurus starting shooting arrows at my knees.

~Bruno~

[AndrewBUD]

shoot back?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

shoot back?

Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing.

(Note to self: You're starting to post like Atlas)

~Cackling Bear~

[LoupGaroux]

I went to high school with a girl named Protagoras Theorem, she though she knew all the angles.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I went to high school with a girl named Protagoras Theorem, she though she knew all the angles.

You're rucky I like you, otherwise I would have reported you to the mods for throwing elliptic curveballs.