I think the best way to get 2btc in two months is to sell some of your organs
But then in the following two months you are dying without those organs.
Even trying to live on one of your kidnesy you are suffering. For what? 2 Btc? no thanks.
He just make a jokes for the OP who want find 2 BTC in 2 months.
Many smart people will not sell their organs even for 10,000 BTC.
In this life, your health is number 1 priority.
Some quote said, "your health is your wealth".
More healthy means more time.