Will let my son slap me across the face with a Pacific Red Snapper for XMR, BTC

[5w00p]

Pacific Red Snapper
Fish Slap

Ever wanted to see a grown man slapped across the face with a real whole fish?
If so, now is your chance!

If I receive the equivalent of $40USD in monero and bitcoin combined, I will purchase a whole fresh Pacific Red Snapper from a local fish market, and then film myself being slapped across the face with it repeatedly (~10 times). The recording will be posted on YouTube.

My son and two of his friends will do the slapping, and for every $10USD beyond the $40 goal, I will allow them to slap me an additional 5 times. If $60 is raised, I will allow myself to be slapped on both cheeks with two different and distinct Pacific Red Snapper fish.

The cryptocurrency will be collected to cover the cost of the fish, with 100% of remaining collected funds to be donated to the Monero General Development Fund


XMR Address:
ric.spagni.net

if you're using an OpenAlias-capable client (Electrum 2.0+, MyMonero, simplewallet), full address below

Code:

49VNLa9K5ecJo13bwKYt5HCmA8GkgLwpyFjgGKG6qmp8dqoXww8TKPU2PJaLfAAtoZGgtHfJ1nYY8G2YaewycB4f72yFT6u

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BTC Address: 12cQQRTuDgYbCmqmwkjjFzfd7exqajzU8i

Exchange rates for each currency to be used:
XMR: moneropric.es
BTC: preev.com


EDIT: Fluffypony to escrow the funds, post has been edited to reflect his escrow address details

Inspiration - Monty Python Fish Slap Dance clip

UPDATE: Funded and completed, see below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrVjAYe5PUU

Okay, so it ended up being a mackerel, but the Fish Slap is on the books.

Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/MLfRu54IEkw

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[asuryan180]

I will be honest this made me laugh so hard I am going to go and see what i can find and try help this project because sorry but i really want to see you get slapped silly by a fish. How old is your son i mean can he hit hard? lol

Edit: You will have more luck with escrow imo

[5w00p]

Points taken, OP edited.

My son and his friends are 11-12 years old, btw.

Glad you got a laugh.

[fluffypony]

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I have met 5w00p in real life in November last year, and I trust he will honour this debt.

In line with that, I am happy to escrow the BTC and/or XMR for this.

Riccardo "fluffypony" Spagni
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[5w00p]

Thank you fluffypony!

Please post your preferred addresses and I will edit the OP to reflect your escrow service of the collected funds.

[fluffypony]

Thank you fluffypony!

Please post your preferred addresses and I will edit the OP to reflect your escrow service of the collected funds.

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Sure - ric.spagni.net if you're using an OpenAlias-capable client (Electrum 2.0+, MyMonero, simplewallet), full addresses below.

BTC: 1BJjEj3cjFeDaz2jJ1FWzA9FPWbtBPyAoZ
XMR: 49VNLa9K5ecJo13bwKYt5HCmA8GkgLwpyFjgGKG6qmp8dqoXww8TKPU2PJaLfAAtoZGgtHfJ1nYY8G2 YaewycB4f72yFT6u

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[5w00p]

OP updated with escrow details and notice that 100% of the total collected funds, less fish expenses [about $15 per fish], will be donated to the Monero General Dev Fund.

[rockBTC]

Points taken, OP edited.

My son and his friends are 11-12 years old, btw.

Glad you got a laugh.

every kid dreams of doing this, i'll see what i can do to get ur son to do this

[5w00p]

Thanks guys.
 
I have decided to donate 100% of the funds, after expenses [about $15 a fish, I believe], to the Monero Dev Fund.

And knowing myself, I will most likely not let the fish go to waste, but will grill it up and eat it, post-slapfest.

The video should at least be mildly entertaining. 

[Blazed]

LOL..I will donate $10 to this.

[The Wise Guy]

Aha, That's a really funny and clever way to raise money. Good luck, I probably won't donate today,
But assuming i get some extra Btc (~.2 Btc) I'll definitely throw some in for this.

[Bit_Happy]

Very original, I hope you meet your goal and get slapped real good! 

[5w00p]

Thanks again for the kind words. Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone.

I was thinking, maybe I can catch a fish or two and get slapped with that.

If so, that will save a few bucks which can instead be donated.

Time to dust off the old rod and reel, I think...

[vm1990]

love the idea can we get a conformation from the escrow. i want to see this happen. a nice big juicy eel would also be acceptable

[fluffypony]

love the idea can we get a conformation from the escrow. i want to see this happen. a nice big juicy eel would also be acceptable

So far we've received -

BTC: 0.0009 BTC
XMR: nothing

[notserp]

love the idea can we get a conformation from the escrow. i want to see this happen. a nice big juicy eel would also be acceptable

So far we've received -

BTC: 0.0009 BTC
XMR: nothing

hmm I guess blazedout was too stoned and forgot to donate $10 lol

[antw081]

50 XMR sent for this worthy cause!

[5w00p]

50 XMR sent for this worthy cause!

Thank you!

If it helps, here is a pic of the face that will be slapped:

[squall1066]

any update on this?

[fluffypony]

any update on this?

Total received thus far -

BTC: 0.0509 BTC
XMR: 55.005 XMR (around 0.152 BTC)

So $50 give or take