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Title: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: mufa23 on August 27, 2012, 05:50:44 AM
EDIT: Thread locked.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: JoelKatz on August 27, 2012, 06:03:09 AM
You can't post if you aren't going to tell. Teasing is mean.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Marco Polo on August 27, 2012, 06:11:03 AM
Keep it to yourself man


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Bitcoin Oz on August 27, 2012, 06:12:19 AM
I tried looking for him awhile back, then just gave up. Just a few minutes ago, I stumbled across a major clue that everyone seems to have overlooked. Now that I know who it is, I want to get some opinions from you guys:

He's put a great deal of time into hiding his identity. Even though some of us want to know who he is, he wouldn't be safe anymore. Governments and whatever the hell might want to take him out, or something to ruin Bitcoin. I mean, that's why he's been hiding, right?

Would it be wrong of me to disclose who he is? I guess I can't give clues either. Actually, not really sure why I'm starting this thread. Just kinda excited that I found him.

So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

He deserves his anonymity and I think we should respect it.

Edit: Governments cant kill bitcoin by taking satoshi out.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: SysRun on August 27, 2012, 06:13:44 AM
Now they're coming after YOU! Run! Run!


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 27, 2012, 06:46:03 AM
Now they're coming after YOU! Run! Run!
Should have thought of that before I started the thread. But I could just BS and say it's Bill Clinton that started Bitcoin. I haven't divulged my method of finding him, so I could say I think it's anyone.

Except Bill Clinton, now that you've publicly stated that that would be BS.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: mc_lovin on August 27, 2012, 07:01:12 AM
are you satoshi?  :)


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: bb113 on August 27, 2012, 07:13:22 AM
Isn't it obvious:
satoshi=pirate=ben bernanke



Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: xDan on August 27, 2012, 10:36:20 AM
This seems unlikely...

But if true, it probably hardly matters, since other people in the long stretch of time will likely stumble over the same "clue".

Unless you are the only person with access to this "clue", in which case:

- Let Satoshi know you found him, so he can improve his anonymity in the future
- Destroy the clue
- Don't tell


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: goodlord666 on August 27, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
Didn't Al Gore invent Bitcoin?

(Bill Clinton, yeah right!)



Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: gbl08ma on August 27, 2012, 11:28:19 AM
It'd be great if you could provide proof that you know who Satoshi is, without disclaiming his/her identity. I can't think of any way to do this, though.

Without that proof, I think everyone will just see you as some guy seeking attention... even if there's no way to get such proof.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: cbeast on August 27, 2012, 11:31:12 AM
Are you sure your clue has been overlooked? There has been a lot written about this. There is such a small number of candidates, I'm sure the name has been mentioned on this forum. Spill it gumshoe.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: phatsphere on August 27, 2012, 11:38:56 AM
It'd be great if you could provide proof...
he could encode it symmetrically and some day in the future, when the identity is revealed, he can post the key and we can decode it to verify.

$ echo "the name of satoshi is blah blah"  | gpg -ac

h


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: paraipan on August 27, 2012, 12:18:51 PM
Keep it to yourself man

+1


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Raoul Duke on August 27, 2012, 12:30:03 PM
Tits or GTFO(or should it be STFU?).
OR
Pics or it didn't happen.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: memvola on August 27, 2012, 12:31:25 PM
So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Easy. Ask him.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: gbl08ma on August 27, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Easy. Ask him.


Just because he knows who is him/her, that doesn't mean he knows how to contact the person in question, at least in a private/secure manner.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: memvola on August 27, 2012, 12:36:32 PM
So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Easy. Ask him.


Just because he knows who is him/her, that doesn't mean he knows how to contact the person in question, at least in a private/secure manner.

We all have his public key.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 27, 2012, 12:37:59 PM
So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Easy. Ask him.


Just because he knows who is him/her, that doesn't mean he knows how to contact the person in question, at least in a private/secure manner.

We all have his public key.


Yup.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: droledabin on August 27, 2012, 12:43:05 PM
I am Satoshi. Now bow down and worship me!


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: swissmate on August 27, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Tell it to pirate, to BF labs and to the hacker of bitcoinica.

That would be the biggest conspiracy of our times.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 27, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
I, too, have narrowed it down to only two possibilities--0 & 1. Although I'm not yet ready to reveal my binary clue, I will offer up images (below) of the only two possible candidates. Please note: In one image, I purposely misspelled the word rarely; In the other image, the woman may or may not be relevant.

http://i.qkme.me/3qnl9h.jpg http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSvMExc8d4VdF4iMaz3PXA8SrWh4BlaEBsSiotHbEXz_IMxeBawg&t=1

For the modest sum of only 10,000BTC (or is it BTC10000 or 10,000 BTC?), I will provide to anybody interested in my findings the DIRECT link between the original author of Bitcoin on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitcoin) and to one of the images above.

Speaking of Wikipedia, it seems as though our Bitcoin page needs a little housecleaning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bitcoin

~Bruno~

EDIT 1: Size may or may not matter! (images)

EDIT 2: @mufa23: If we are on the same page, feel free to PM me.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: greyhawk on August 27, 2012, 04:52:18 PM
Which one is the woman  ???

They both lack breasts and have man-face.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 27, 2012, 05:05:05 PM
Which one is the woman  ???

They both lack breasts and have man-face.

It could be worse! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: gbl08ma on August 27, 2012, 05:08:28 PM
He's been working on something big. Something so great that it will soon change Bitcoin. It is the next stage in the advancement of Bitcoin that has been needing to take it's course.

There was some hype about a pre-announcement for a big announcement to be made on September (if I recall correctly). But from what I remember reading it wasn't something directly related to the Bitcoin development at the source code level (e.g. it wasn't 51% attack protection). Of course this is speculation on top of speculation.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: sd on August 27, 2012, 05:29:10 PM
I figured out who Satoshi is

No you didn't. But if you believe you did you should shut up about it because it would be trivial for the US government, any of their agencies, or worse groups to find you and extract that information. You said you didn't use a web proxy or VPN.

For all we know Satoshi is already in some US torture camp in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, or wherever else and has already told everything he knows. Not that he can tell much as everyone already has the source.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 27, 2012, 05:44:31 PM
Quote
I assume you are all taking about a PGP key? Just found his, and will try to warn him if I can figure out how to use it. He's currently using this forum, but sending him a PM, I think, would be too dangerous for him (and maybe me?).

And I'm sure neither one of you want to be exiled to Elba.  ;)

Then again, that may not be a bad thing.

Quote
During the months Napoleon stayed on the island, he carried out a series of economic and social reforms to improve the quality of life, partly to pass the time and partly out of a genuine concern for the well-being of the islanders.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: eroxors on August 27, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
You should just leave him alone. :)


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 27, 2012, 06:23:39 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25675020.jpg


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Dabs on August 28, 2012, 08:36:54 AM
Maybe he's using TOR.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: malevolent on August 28, 2012, 01:36:25 PM
I tried looking for him awhile back, then just gave up. Just a few minutes ago, I stumbled across a major clue that everyone seems to have overlooked. Now that I know who it is, I want to get some opinions from you guys:

He's put a great deal of time into hiding his identity. Even though some of us want to know who he is, he wouldn't be safe anymore. Governments and whatever the hell might want to take him out, or something to ruin Bitcoin. I mean, that's why he's been hiding, right?

Would it be wrong of me to disclose who he is? I guess I can't give clues either. Actually, not really sure why I'm starting this thread. Just kinda excited that I found him.

So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Why would you not disclose who it is? He would be as safe as the rest of the bitcoin dev crew, they are not (at least those that I can recall) hiding their identities and none of them were so far kidnapped / tortured.

And with what degree of certainty can you state that you know who Satoshi is?
Maybe he is more clever than you and envisaged such a possibility that people will try hard to find out his identity and left some false leads? :)


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: juggalodarkclow on August 28, 2012, 09:46:49 PM
It has to be Atlas........


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Herodes on August 28, 2012, 11:08:11 PM
I tried looking for him awhile back, then just gave up. Just a few minutes ago, I stumbled across a major clue that everyone seems to have overlooked. Now that I know who it is, I want to get some opinions from you guys:

He's put a great deal of time into hiding his identity. Even though some of us want to know who he is, he wouldn't be safe anymore. Governments and whatever the hell might want to take him out, or something to ruin Bitcoin. I mean, that's why he's been hiding, right?

Would it be wrong of me to disclose who he is? I guess I can't give clues either. Actually, not really sure why I'm starting this thread. Just kinda excited that I found him.

So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Lemme guess, Sathoshi is ....


.... drumroll ....



Assange !!!!


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: n8rwJeTt8TrrLKPa55eU on August 29, 2012, 02:09:41 AM
Tell me.  I promise not to tell anyone else.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 29, 2012, 02:17:52 AM
Tell me.  I promise not to tell anyone else.

Except your boss in Langley, right? ;)


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Bjork on August 29, 2012, 02:17:59 AM
How often do you think Satoshi visits these forums?


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: n8rwJeTt8TrrLKPa55eU on August 29, 2012, 03:52:40 AM
Tell me.  I promise not to tell anyone else.

Except your boss in Langley, right? ;)

Only if it turns out that my boss in Langley or one of his superiors, is Satoshi :D.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: koin on August 29, 2012, 04:04:43 AM
How often do you think Satoshi visits these forums?
Everyday.

how often do you think satoshi posts in these forums?


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: cbeast on August 29, 2012, 04:07:30 AM
When Satoshi went on to bigger things, were those bigger things barns?


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Raoul Duke on August 29, 2012, 04:16:34 AM
eurongi.enst.fr/archive/143/CURRICULUMVITAE2.pdf


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 29, 2012, 04:21:57 AM
eurongi.enst.fr/archive/143/CURRICULUMVITAE2.pdf

Looks like someone developing a P2P Skype, not Bitcoin.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Raoul Duke on August 29, 2012, 04:23:18 AM
eurongi.enst.fr/archive/143/CURRICULUMVITAE2.pdf

Looks like someone developing a P2P Skype, not Bitcoin.

Yet he has all the skills needed to build it.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Etlase2 on August 29, 2012, 05:59:03 AM
how were you able to associate satoshi with another forum ID unless the forum ID is a real name, of which there are only a few


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: myrkul on August 29, 2012, 06:04:51 AM
How often do you think Satoshi visits these forums?
Everyday.

how often do you think satoshi posts in these forums?
Often. He's an active member of this forum.

Well, guys, it's been nice, but now I have to disappear again. ;)

j/k, just FUD. (or is it?)


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: Bitcoin Oz on August 29, 2012, 06:41:34 AM
Ask him if he left because Gavin visited te CIA  :D


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: MoonShadow on August 29, 2012, 06:46:03 AM
I tried looking for him awhile back, then just gave up. Just a few minutes ago, I stumbled across a major clue that everyone seems to have overlooked. Now that I know who it is, I want to get some opinions from you guys:

He's put a great deal of time into hiding his identity. Even though some of us want to know who he is, he wouldn't be safe anymore. Governments and whatever the hell might want to take him out, or something to ruin Bitcoin. I mean, that's why he's been hiding, right?

Would it be wrong of me to disclose who he is? I guess I can't give clues either. Actually, not really sure why I'm starting this thread. Just kinda excited that I found him.

So what do I do? Just keep my mouth shut?

Yes, keep your mouth shut unless and until you have permission to disclose.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: iCEBREAKER on August 29, 2012, 06:55:11 AM
eurongi.enst.fr/archive/143/CURRICULUMVITAE2.pdf

Not enough econ background to be solo, but could still code for Team Satoshi.


Title: Re: I figured out who Satoshi is
Post by: mufa23 on August 29, 2012, 07:29:34 AM
A couple of guys have PM'd me, and I think it's best to lock the thread to preservse Satoshi's anonymity. I deleted my old posts.