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Can we move it to off-topic?

Japanese name, promises of high interest rates, defending a strengths of a dead project. Oh so nostalgic. Please send me a deposit address. It's a joke worth losing some money :)

I think this kind of schemes definitely should not be anywhere near lending section, but belong more to some trash section on the forums. Lending section should be for more legit lenders, if there are any.

I'm sure it's a joke. But it shouldn't listed here as some might take it seriously :D

Do you Accept Litecoins?

LOL

Damn... I always wanted to trust my Money in a dubious Fund with astronomical Interest rates... you've shattered my dreams.

This has to be a joke. Is it really that easy to get 7,000 BTC?

Its Matthew, getting his 10k :)
Seriously I wonder when the bets are going to start on this one.
 ???

Phantastic!
143313% in one year!
Me too, me too!

Done. I've invested all my 500 BTC.

I hope he doesn't run off!

Long term offer? You have to be kidding me.

I bet you get a top position in any hedgefund if you can guarantee to make 15%pw, or make a private contract wit helicopter ben - he might honors your service xD.

This seriously needs a face palm picture.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dwLTXAGvG_I/TdGbZxp4sKI/AAAAAAAAHbI/py03MHdMqWM/s1600/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

Please tell me this is just a joke and people really have not invested, over 7k Btc in what stinks of scam?
Please someone...

Can I set my payouts compounding?

If so I will invest 15.000 BTC and you just send me back 21.000.000 BTC in one year from now.

So after all this pirateat40 thing... at least 14 investors are willing to invest ~530 bitcoins. (without proof)

i won't even say I told you so..

It's so funny ...

Must be a scam if he is not accepting alternate cryptocurrencies.

What to do now?
Freedom, or save the stupid ...

I don't know, this is a nice example of Poe's law. It really needs a smiley or anything, although I think it's a joke.

I assume this is a joke.

It's not a scam until Micon calls it a scam.

I'm sure there are indeed investors.
It's obvious we need an award.
And the winner iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis fabrizziop

That's just a small risk, besides why wouldn't he pay back, i can not think of 1 reason.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25767242.jpg

Move it to off topic please

I have ~500,000BTC I'd like to invest...

...I've recently made a killing off of an 'investment vehicle' and need somewhere to 'invest' it...

...but only if you're legit of course...

You critics with your bad vibes all the time. I just can't take it no more. You have to believe! arrrr

My sarcasm detector is broken today.

What is the patent number?

+1

Lmfao.... This is to good

yes, finally a trustworthy system in which I can put all my hard mined bitcoins, count me in!

After some research on my own I figured out what he does.

I deposited 1000 btc as a test, will tell you how that goes :)

Yokosan, I am willing to invest a large sum of BTC.  However I first require that we meet in Vegas to do some in-person bonding over gambling and dinner.

Oh, also, if Bitcoin Savings & Trust was making 20%, why did they lower the interest in investments from 7% to 5%?

Really want to see that patent  ;D

If you give me 1000 BTC I can promise you 17% per week. Just send me a pm.*



*i might or might not be a ponzi.

Found it! http://www.faqs.org/patents/inventor/ponzi-6/

I just want to check if there were really 7000 btc deposited already. If they were, man I'm starting a ponz.... deposit offer right away. Can't believe I bought my bitcoins :D

Pics or it didn't happen

So who are you to this patten is your name John? like on the .gov site?

Here's the real patent. http://www.google.com/patents?id=H-0uAAAAEBAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=money+tree&source=bl&ots=v-hMtmcUYl&sig=n6iqhhMirdpRAse9GuGdUrqAJdg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kI0_UL_FNoGS6wG-1YGwDQ&sqi=2&pjf=1&ved=0CDYQ6AEwAQ (http://www.google.com/patents?id=H-0uAAAAEBAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=money+tree&source=bl&ots=v-hMtmcUYl&sig=n6iqhhMirdpRAse9GuGdUrqAJdg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kI0_UL_FNoGS6wG-1YGwDQ&sqi=2&pjf=1&ved=0CDYQ6AEwAQ)

I'ld be willing to invest, but only but only under these circumstances:


- I deposit my life savings, and in return you offer 150% interest per week to me.
- We agree to a 50 year loan term.... so you don't pay me anything for 50 years, just give me something I can check weekly so I know all the proper interest is being credited to my account.  That way I can feel confident I will get my money in the end.

So if fewer people google Bitcoin, you interpret that as a lower exchange rate in the future, and sell? Really?

Link to your OTC Rating OP.

+1

Also want to pay in litecoin, solidcoin, or an IOU MintChip voucher

Patent describes a system that will still average out to average market rate over a long term, and will eat itself from transaction fees from frequent trading.

Well if were going to do that My dad's family is from panama. I think I could set up 100% return on the running of some fine white LOL Joking

Also still no answer as to why this 15% is sustainable, if BTCS&T's 7% was unsustainable and had to be reduced to 5%. If both strategies are the same, the 20%/week should've covered it fine.

1000000 DEVCOIN deposited

hmm..... i will be damn rich !  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Also, do you accept BTCS&T bonds at full value as investments, since they are already invested in the same business?

Seems legit.

Yeah me too OP, I wanna be able to see you eye to eye! (no homo).

EDIT: relevant - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=100696.0

There is no way in hell you have been given 18,000 BTC. I'm calling bullshit.

It wasn't given to him. He stole those BTC! Yaaaaaaaarrr!

Anyone could tell how he does it if they only took a few minutes to think about it.

Yokosan and I have both spent some time on the bitcointalk forum and I believe he might be exercising some of the same practices I have, just on a much larger scale.

OP Your the same person as this guy right https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=104902.0

60,000 BTC invested, gonna convince the missus to sell the farm so I can get a bigger stake!

deposited an additional 74 BTC, yokosan please confirm.

+1

you guys are a freaking riot.

Since you seems to know Pirateat40, could you take Pirate's bond at face value.

I would like to transfert you 450 glbse pirate bond as a 450 btc deposit.

Please confirm.

Thanks

You practiced sinking dinghies then?

Thanks for the joke, nice little thread :)

Start your own thread and stop spamming this legitimate business!

wtf

how much bitcoins did you get?

You are talking at plural and the minumun deposit was 200BTC.
So you did at worst 4000$ in one fucking day.

Reflect guys.

My god  :o Yeah, how much were you sent?

Oh lord, please tell us how many was sent? (and who :D)

It's funny because some people think this is real and not a joke!

There are times it behooves one to not belabour a joke.

I was convinced people actually sent him 18,000 bitcoins. Now I feel like an idiot, but relieved.

I had a feeling that someone, even knowing that it was a joke, might believe it was also a ponzi scheme and would want to get in early.

Greed trumps logic more often than one would expect.

I didn't really deposit anything, and I didn't think anyone else was sending anything. I thought everyone "got the joke." Now I feel bad.

You mean Honest Bob was lying? I am so confused now  :-\

This thread makes me want to reconsider being honest (not really). But is it really this easy to scam here?? I want to know how many bicoins he received.

I totally should have put "jk" somewhere in my post, that was foolish of me.

He's just scamming you about bitcoins people sent him. He's playing a long con - building up trust slowly so he can really make off with the big wads of coin at some point ;)

I want to know that as well, because if anyone took this seriously, they deserve to be ripped off :)

I really hope people sent 1 BTC for the laugh (I considered doing it myself)... if someone really opened a 200BTC account my faith in humanity is more lost than Pirate's BTC.

yokosan appears to have started paying back his smaller investors, but he's yet to get to my investment.

I am selling my Black Pearl Investments account for %40 of the value. If he pays me back any BTC, I will pay you, guaranteed. PM for details.

Tyler, stick to 'investing' with your fists...

Noooo!  Yokosan, please don't leave us!  It's obvious that you have been bullied and intimidated by the naysayers and deniers on this board, and are too kind and gracious to denounce them.  Their small minds cannot grasp your sophisticated business models, and they need to be taught a lesson.  I will send you 10000BTC now, plus title to my home and car as soon as my lawyer can draw up the documents on Monday morning.

I'm just amazed yokosan came up with a patent to show. And a very recent one at that  :o

Why would you even give out a valid address? You should have gave one with invalid/missing characters so the payment wouldn't go through. You're a scammer in my book. What if you gave out some random address you didn't own just because you didn't expect anyone to send bitcoins? The people who sent you coins would be screwed.

The joke may not have been obvious to people who didn't follow the pirate fiasco or for people who have no sense of humor (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=16.0). It's also posted in lending subforum. A mod should have moved this.

I reported this days ago yet it is still here in the lending subforum.

Mods?

A sense of humor is the only thing that might prevent someone from investing in this?


Anyone who sent BTC to yokosan and lost them would have gotten exactly what was promised.

He sent the bitcoins back! After promising he would run away with them! SCAMMER!  ;D

come at me bro  >:(

Yes, we don't have any humor, when it comes to the cliché that we don't have humor! Grrr.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqkjkDrUt1r1onmy.jpg
VE ARE VUNNY!!!!8!!!!

Hey I'm still waiting on my 4000 btc, do you need my return address again?