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Title: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 01:56:21 AM
Private message me a question you have and I'll give you my opinion, free of charge of course.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on September 02, 2012, 01:59:04 AM
Oh christ it is Atlas.  ::)


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 02:00:16 AM
No, did he do this or something?  I just want to offer my advice to those that may need it.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: isthisreallife on September 02, 2012, 04:48:20 AM
Brilliant Dank. Here's one. Though please answer in public so the whole community has the benefit of Dank wisdom.

With the recent explosion of popularity of books such as the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, how can a modern feminist reconcile the surge in interest in Female sexual submission with the impulse to reject patriarchy in all it's forms? Can a woman who is turned on by the idea of submitting to man in the bedroom still call herself a feminist? Can a person who identifies as a feminist rightfully condemn a woman who chooses to submit for letting down the sisterhood? If a feminist condemns a woman's choice as anti-feminist, is that itself an anti-feminist act since such condemnation attempts to deny woman the free choice feminists fight for?

Discuss....


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 04:53:09 AM
I'll get back to you after I read that book.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: isthisreallife on September 02, 2012, 05:01:46 AM
I really wouldn't bother reading the book dude. It's just a poorly written story for chicks about some fella who makes a girl his willing slave.

Poorly written or not, the book is selling it's tits off.

Don't leave me hanging bro!


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: BobbyJo on September 02, 2012, 07:59:31 AM
about some fella who makes a girl his willing slave.


It sounds like the mirror opposite of my life.... although unfortunately not in the bedroom!


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 02:55:07 PM
I really wouldn't bother reading the book dude. It's just a poorly written story for chicks about some fella who makes a girl his willing slave.

Poorly written or not, the book is selling it's tits off.

Don't leave me hanging bro!
I really have no educated opinion on the matter, all I know is that a submissive female is A okay in my book.  I don't see why she couldn't still call herself a feminist.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: ErnestoJuarell on September 02, 2012, 03:30:14 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 02, 2012, 03:52:19 PM
When I cough, if I spit up dark brown sticky phlegm is this bad?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 02, 2012, 04:24:21 PM
Why should I use room temp vs cold water in my bong?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on September 02, 2012, 04:43:23 PM
Who will win my bet?

Also, wanna bet?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 02, 2012, 04:53:54 PM
What will Matt use to wipe his tears?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 02, 2012, 05:26:50 PM
If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: bitlane on September 02, 2012, 05:38:39 PM
Dank,

Could you please explain how during the Cold War, the Soviets had planned to use a new Weapon's Technology infrastructure based on Tesla Scalar Wave Theory to not only allow them to eclipse the destructive force of the Atomic Bomb at the time, but also to intercept thoughts and influence the minds of their enemies, from a distance ?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 06:38:54 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the dank.

When I cough, if I spit up dark brown sticky phlegm is this bad?
Only if you don't want to spit up brown phlegm.

Why should I use room temp vs cold water in my bong?
Cold, with ice in the icecatch, better cooling = bigger hit.

Who will win my bet?

Also, wanna bet?
Neither, winning is subjective.

What will Matt use to wipe his tears?
More tears.

If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
There is no audience, we are all actors.

Dank,

Could you please explain how during the Cold War, the Soviets had planned to use a new Weapon's Technology infrastructure based on Tesla Scalar Wave Theory to not only allow them to eclipse the destructive force of the Atomic Bomb at the time, but also to intercept thoughts and influence the minds of their enemies, from a distance ?
Can't really explain that, I wasn't alive at the time.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 02, 2012, 07:03:44 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 07:10:23 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
No and yes.  No, because although morality is man made, personal morality plays a big role in everything and having a positive moral character is important to having a good life.  Yes, because morons try to force their morality onto others (which isn't very moral).


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 02, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What's it?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 02, 2012, 07:16:53 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What's it?

Something.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Monkey1 on September 02, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
Why do men have nipples?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What's it?

Something.
I guess you'd have to ask the people.

Why do men have nipples?
We were made that way in early stages of life.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 02, 2012, 07:59:43 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What's it?

Something.
I guess you'd have to ask the people.

But I'm asking you.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 08:07:44 PM
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
What's it?

Something.
I guess you'd have to ask the people.

But I'm asking you.
It could be that it goes without saying only after it's been said a lot.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Tifa1066 on September 02, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Hi dank,
what should I make a post about?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 08:43:35 PM
why is there pain and suffering in this world ?
The world's currently full of hate and greed, for now.

How are you currently satisfying the interest payments on deposits while you work to build equitable income producing assets?
By putting my dank ideas to work.

Hi dank,
what should I make a post about?
The last thing that made you feel bad.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 02, 2012, 08:44:43 PM
I feel that using room temp water is better because warm smoke is smoother compared to cold smoke and in turn you can take bigger tokes without coughing so much.....


Just my two cents :)


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 08:46:21 PM
I feel that using room temp water is better because warm smoke is smoother compared to cold smoke and in turn you can take bigger tokes without coughing so much.....


Just my two cents :)
It depends, I liked hot water sometimes but I normally went with cool/room temp + ice.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 02, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
Hot or cold smoking depends on the bong...
If you have a straight chamber with an ice catch - go cold
If you have something with percolators, go warm :)

The build your own stuff from Hoss glass actually has a chamber with liquid in it you can put in the freezer, like those freeze em mugs, I get really good rips on that with room temp water.

I contemplated having glycerin coils like that custom produced.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: bitlane on September 02, 2012, 09:35:49 PM
Dank,

Could you please explain how during the Cold War, the Soviets had planned to use a new Weapon's Technology infrastructure based on Tesla Scalar Wave Theory to not only allow them to eclipse the destructive force of the Atomic Bomb at the time, but also to intercept thoughts and influence the minds of their enemies, from a distance ?
Can't really explain that, I wasn't alive at the time.


Well then....THANKS FOR NOTHING.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 03, 2012, 01:39:12 AM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?

Silly! Moralicity comes from morons.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Bitcoin Oz on September 03, 2012, 01:44:25 AM
Can I be arrested if God makes magic mushrooms pop up in my backyard after heavy rain ?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 02:18:11 AM
Can I be arrested if God makes magic mushrooms pop up in my backyard after heavy rain ?
Only if they're drying in your house.  You must destroy the evidence. *gulp*


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Tittiez on September 03, 2012, 02:20:12 AM
Why did dank cross the road?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 02:33:36 AM
Why did dank cross the road?
To prove that he could.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on September 03, 2012, 04:08:33 AM
What's the name on your birth certificate?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 04:48:46 AM
What's the name on your birth certificate?
Michael Fred Phelps II.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 03, 2012, 12:32:13 PM
yeah percolator.... that's it..... i always start with cold water but it always ends up room temp..... I find the tokes are better when the water is room temp or even warm..... We only smoke outside (garage) and it gets pretty warm out there..


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 03, 2012, 12:32:56 PM

Dank, could you please solve the following conundrum?

http://freakipedia.net/images/c/c2/Babysitter_child_support.png


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: squid on September 03, 2012, 12:37:57 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 03, 2012, 12:48:25 PM

Dank, could you please solve the following conundrum?

http://freakipedia.net/images/c/c2/Babysitter_child_support.png



Depends on how attractive the "Mother" is and how annoying the kids are..... and how deep she can, ya know!


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: JMAHH on September 03, 2012, 12:52:02 PM

Dank, could you please solve the following conundrum?

http://freakipedia.net/images/c/c2/Babysitter_child_support.png

So she makes him pay for... not accepting payment? Either this woman is infinitely retarded - or very evil.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: JohnBigheart on September 03, 2012, 03:16:09 PM
Brilliant Dank. Here's one. Though please answer in public so the whole community has the benefit of Dank wisdom.

With the recent explosion of popularity of books such as the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, how can a modern feminist reconcile the surge in interest in Female sexual submission with the impulse to reject patriarchy in all it's forms? Can a woman who is turned on by the idea of submitting to man in the bedroom still call herself a feminist? Can a person who identifies as a feminist rightfully condemn a woman who chooses to submit for letting down the sisterhood? If a feminist condemns a woman's choice as anti-feminist, is that itself an anti-feminist act since such condemnation attempts to deny woman the free choice feminists fight for?

Discuss....

Feminists are not a homogenous group. They have several fractions with opposing views (except hating the males of course):
1] The "rape culture" type will tell you that erotic submission is romanticized rape and thus the building block of patriarchism and rape culture. They will strictly condemn this type of activity and argue that this is promoting cultural acceptance of female objectification and male oppression.  They will readily educate (aka bash) poorly educated feminists who enjoy this kind of activity.
2] The "sex positive" types believe that it's their f$%n body so they can do whatever they want. If someone enjoys submission so be it and no-one should be shamed for how they express their sexuality.

Now we also see why the "sex positive" types are so much more fun to hang around with.



Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 03:57:27 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: malevolent on September 03, 2012, 07:01:35 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 07:10:12 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?
Probably on a flash drive.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: malevolent on September 03, 2012, 07:52:49 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?
Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 08:10:27 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?
Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls
I can't, it's in motion at the moment.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: ErnestoJuarell on September 03, 2012, 08:34:02 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?
Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls
I can't, it's in motion at the moment.
Did he bury it on the island from "Lost"?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 03, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
Is Rarity a real person? or a whacked out conservative made bot of some sort?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Tittiez on September 03, 2012, 09:07:47 PM
Have any dank for sale?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 03, 2012, 10:08:57 PM
Where is Pirate's treasure chest?
Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls
I can't, it's in motion at the moment.
Did he bury it on the island from "Lost"?
No.

Is Rarity a real person? or a whacked out conservative made bot of some sort?
Both.

Have any dank for sale?
No.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: evolve on September 04, 2012, 05:33:56 AM
What would you least like to be asked?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: ErnestoJuarell on September 04, 2012, 08:08:37 AM
What would you least like to be asked?
About his ponzi


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: teflone on September 04, 2012, 01:14:48 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the dank.

When I cough, if I spit up dark brown sticky phlegm is this bad?
Only if you don't want to spit up brown phlegm.

Why should I use room temp vs cold water in my bong?
Cold, with ice in the icecatch, better cooling = bigger hit.

Who will win my bet?

Also, wanna bet?
Neither, winning is subjective.

What will Matt use to wipe his tears?
More tears.

If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
There is no audience, we are all actors.

Dank,

Could you please explain how during the Cold War, the Soviets had planned to use a new Weapon's Technology infrastructure based on Tesla Scalar Wave Theory to not only allow them to eclipse the destructive force of the Atomic Bomb at the time, but also to intercept thoughts and influence the minds of their enemies, from a distance ?
Can't really explain that, I wasn't alive at the time.


Incorrect..


Colder the healthier...

Colder it is, the more it is willing to percipitate into the water..   (condense)


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 04, 2012, 02:55:12 PM
Will Matthew pay out in full on his lost pirate bet?


Magic 8ball says: Outlook not so good


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 04, 2012, 03:20:32 PM
What would you least like to be asked?
What you just asked me.

Will Matthew pay out in full on his lost pirate bet?
I don't know much about it, so uneducated decision of no.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Tittiez on September 06, 2012, 03:12:56 AM
Who is your favorite poster on bitcointalk (besides yourself obviously)?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 06, 2012, 04:22:59 AM
Why, Rarity, of course.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: btctraderr on September 10, 2012, 01:39:31 PM
With a big enough lever, could you really move the world?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 10, 2012, 01:56:22 PM
If I make a bet with a random forumite, what is they probability they will pay out if I win? Also, what is the probability I will pay out if they win?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 10, 2012, 01:57:31 PM
Will organofcorti get drunk and hand out lots of free bitcoins ? :D


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 10, 2012, 01:59:15 PM
Will organofcorti get drunk and hand out lots of free bitcoins ? :D

Oh oh me sir, I'll answer that!

organofcorti doesn't drink. Sorry.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 10, 2012, 02:04:34 PM
LOL.... Will organofcorti accidently huff gas while filling his car..... (and yeah) :)

organofcorti doesn't drive either.

Have a great day guys :)

You too, bud.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: squall1066 on September 10, 2012, 02:36:19 PM
How much wood could a wood chucker chuck, If a wood cutter could chuck wood?



Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Monkey1 on September 10, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
How do they get those little ships in the bottle?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 10, 2012, 07:55:27 PM
With a big enough lever, could you really move the world?
Yes but it's already moving.

If I smoked 10 grams of Marijuana in 1 giant bong toke, would my lungs explode?
No.  Unless it is schwag.

If I make a bet with a random forumite, what is they probability they will pay out if I win? Also, what is the probability I will pay out if they win?
100%

How much wood could a wood chucker chuck, If a wood cutter could chuck wood?
Already answered.

How do they get those little ships in the bottle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4US_On-YORw


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Akka on September 10, 2012, 08:02:54 PM
How do they get those little ships in the bottle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4US_On-YORw

Video is blocked for my country. Now I will never know.  :'(


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Monkey1 on September 10, 2012, 08:08:16 PM
Why is a Peregrine Falcon named such?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 10, 2012, 08:08:26 PM
They get made inside the bottle


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 10, 2012, 09:14:04 PM
How do they get those little ships in the bottle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4US_On-YORw

Video is blocked for my country. Now I will never know.  :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkzLQ9dTHc

Why is a Peregrine Falcon named such?
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 10, 2012, 09:19:38 PM
What does my highlighted ignore thing look like?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 10, 2012, 09:24:47 PM
What does my highlighted ignore thing look like?
Not highlighted.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 10, 2012, 09:49:12 PM
oh cool... Thanks...


Does yours say 4-8 Ignores ?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 10, 2012, 09:53:18 PM
oh cool... Thanks...


Does yours say 4-8 Ignores ?
Is it highlighted?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 10, 2012, 10:03:44 PM
no sir


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Monkey1 on September 10, 2012, 10:35:09 PM
How do they get those little ships in the bottle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4US_On-YORw

Video is blocked for my country. Now I will never know.  :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkzLQ9dTHc

Why is a Peregrine Falcon named such?
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.

You didnt specify a certain type of question had to be asked!  Are you refusing to answer?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: organofcorti on September 10, 2012, 10:53:11 PM
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.

What is the correct kind of question?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 10, 2012, 11:00:14 PM
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.

What is the correct kind of question?
That kinda question.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: JMAHH on September 11, 2012, 05:08:24 AM
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.

What is the correct kind of question?
That kinda question.

Dank, why does your avatar depress me so much?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 11, 2012, 03:47:54 PM
Yall are asking the wrong type of question.

What is the correct kind of question?
That kinda question.

Dank, why does your avatar depress me so much?
It could be a deep rooted fear that you'll spontaneously eat yourself one day.


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: Bjork on September 11, 2012, 10:54:01 PM
Are mason jars acceptable cups?

What about Prego jars?


Title: Re: Ask Dank
Post by: dank on September 11, 2012, 11:27:30 PM
Are mason jars acceptable cups?

What about Prego jars?
Of course.  I've been to a restaurant that did that.