Bitcoin Forum

Hi,

do you need a friend? I will be your friend, and talk to you about your ups and downs every day.

We can talk about BTC price, pirate, bitfloor, mining, wallets and your dog/cats habits.

We can discuss how your day went. How things are with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend.

I will send you emails during the day, and text messages to you.

And I will send you a cake and card on your birthday.

It will be like we are *real* friends. :-)

All this for just 1BTC per week!

T.

[UPDATE]
I think 1BTC per week is a more realistic price for he service. This is a genuine ad, not like the other fakers posting similar ads (who could think of something more original).

Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?

Any real physical contact will be included in "extras" I'm afraid. I'm offering an "online" friend experience (didn't I make that clear?).

I sense this is a cry for help. PM me - 50% discount for you! :-)

You never told me when this friendship started. I can not understand why you would whore around this much. I am DEEPLY DEEPLY HURT.  >:(

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

a retarded friend that needs money... no thanks

Sounds like most of my friends, whats wrong with that?

A joke?? A JOKE????? I can't believe you said that. Of course its not a joke.

I know how to be a good friend. I am attentive, understanding, a great listener and I even have a GSOH.
There are thousands of people who need a *real* good friend, and I can provide that service amply.

Readers - ignore SaltySpitoon - he's just jealous and has no friends.

Oke, pretty happy that this is a joke, but a friend who is attentive, understanding, a great listener, for money? Instead of paying you the 10 BTC, why wouldn't I go out and get some gold digging hoez? Then there would be sexual services involved too. Unless.... you are willing to offer these services as well?

Do you have any past reviews? lol

Ill be your friend for 10 BTC per day.

Please send your BTC to:

1D65CC7oAZQydyMMmBGnmjh9uM3ZPnEPcB

I can start tomorrow!

Hey stop hijacking my thread! Stop Monkeying around??!!!

Hire me! Im the original Rent-A-Friend - not this primate!

But he's got a monkey.

tenakha, I'll be your friend for free.

for half the price (5BTC) I will be not only your friend, but I will be your _BEST_ friend.

take that OP. ;)

pay me 1 btc per months and i will be your facebook friend! best friend!

Charge more


I'm happy you ended that sentence with " but I will be your _BEST_ friend." :)

 ;)http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i55/5/6/14/frabz-I-Dont-Want-to-Live-On-This-Planet-Anymore-10574b.jpg

I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.

Hilarious. I'm tempted to give it a try :-)

This is the beginning of a stephen king book.

 :)

Enemy is OK but a little weaksauce. How much for a nemesis?

10BTC

If I paid 20BTC. Could I have my friend and nemesis get into a fight? Who would get the television rights?

OnlyOneTV

I'll be your friend for a day per month for only 0.25 per month.

1CAnhNTL7n78U9rRHyC1LqbxVbFBWFfSTU

I will use the 0.25 to buy a ticket in the bitlotto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2elQKdA_I hahahahah

Now just 1BTC a week.

Don't fall for all the other fake non-genuine ads! Don't get ripped off!

This is the original Rent-a-Friend service.

What if I want to talk to trannies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KITT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KARR_(Knight_Rider)

I see this shit all the time over on http://forbitcoin.com/ (http://forbitcoin.com/).

It really seems people will do anything for a little bit of coinage  ;D

Superb! Just PM me your personal email address and cell phone number and I will start sending you 'friend' themed messages and SMS texts. It will be just like having me as your 'real' friend.... :-)

I approve of selling conversation. Sometimes people just need someone to listen.

I will be your BFF for any donation above 50 bitcoin.  Seriously.  That's a lot of money, I think that's worth at least a couple years.

oh this does work. i do a fake girlfriend thing where they get pictures, calls, etc. i'll call during meetings, birthdays, holidays and make some excuse why i'm not there. it's actually kind of sad, but it also works great for people who want to make others jealous or get out of business meetings early.

Good luck!

I can vouch for the high quality of Tenakha's Friendship. anyone looking for friends out there I would highly recommend Tenakha and for an extra 0.5 btc you can have me and Tenakha as your friends :)

Lol

I am still greedy LMAO

Hilarious :)

I'll pay 20 BTC for this service. First I'll send .001 BTC you send 20 BTC back to confirm. At the end of the service I'll send 40BTC

Not a too bad a idea, I may considering :)
First let me get some bitcoins.

I'll pay 20 BTC for this service. First I'll send .001 BTC you send 20 BTC back to confirm. At the end of the service I'll send 40BTC

For 1 BC per 1 hour session I will coach you how to break out of your comfort zone, make friends, and pick up women in real life. This is not a joke, although this has never been an issue for me I have an interest in human behavior and social interactions, so in addition to my own success and experience I can refer you to and provide literature that I have reviewed and agree with.

::)