Rent-a-Friend from 1BTC per week [updated]

[tenakha]

Hi,

do you need a friend? I will be your friend, and talk to you about your ups and downs every day.

We can talk about BTC price, pirate, bitfloor, mining, wallets and your dog/cats habits.

We can discuss how your day went. How things are with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend.

I will send you emails during the day, and text messages to you.

And I will send you a cake and card on your birthday.

It will be like we are *real* friends. :-)

All this for just 1BTC per week!

T.

[UPDATE]
I think 1BTC per week is a more realistic price for he service. This is a genuine ad, not like the other fakers posting similar ads (who could think of something more original).

[greyhawk]

Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?

[tenakha]

Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?

Any real physical contact will be included in "extras" I'm afraid. I'm offering an "online" friend experience (didn't I make that clear?).

[tenakha]

If someone needs a friend this badly I am sad for this world.

I sense this is a cry for help. PM me - 50% discount for you! :-)

[greyhawk]

Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?

Any real physical contact will be included in "extras" I'm afraid. I'm offering an "online" friend experience (didn't I make that clear?).

You never told me when this friendship started. I can not understand why you would whore around this much. I am DEEPLY DEEPLY HURT.  

[SaltySpitoon]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

[server]

a retarded friend that needs money... no thanks

[SaltySpitoon]

a retarded friend that needs money... no thanks

Sounds like most of my friends, whats wrong with that?

[tenakha]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

A joke?? A JOKE?? I can't believe you said that. Of course its not a joke.

I know how to be a good friend. I am attentive, understanding, a great listener and I even have a GSOH.
There are thousands of people who need a *real* good friend, and I can provide that service amply.

Readers - ignore SaltySpitoon - he's just jealous and has no friends.

[SaltySpitoon]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

A joke?? A JOKE?? I can't believe you said that. Of course its not a joke.

I know how to be a good friend. I am attentive, understanding, a great listener and I even have a GSOH.
There are thousands of people who need a *real* good friend, and I can provide that service amply.

Readers - ignore SaltySpitoon - he's just jealous and has no friends.

Oke, pretty happy that this is a joke, but a friend who is attentive, understanding, a great listener, for money? Instead of paying you the 10 BTC, why wouldn't I go out and get some gold digging hoez? Then there would be sexual services involved too. Unless.... you are willing to offer these services as well?

[bbit]

Do you have any past reviews? lol

[Monkey1]

Ill be your friend for 10 BTC per day.

Please send your BTC to:

1D65CC7oAZQydyMMmBGnmjh9uM3ZPnEPcB

I can start tomorrow!

[tenakha]

Ill be your friend for 10 BTC per day.

Please send your BTC to:

abcedefgabcdefgabcdefgabcedefgabcdefgabcdefg

I can start tomorrow!

Hey stop hijacking my thread! Stop Monkeying around??!!!

Hire me! Im the original Rent-A-Friend - not this primate!

[greyhawk]

But he's got a monkey.

[Luno]

tenakha, I'll be your friend for free.

[WikileaksDude]

for half the price (5BTC) I will be not only your friend, but I will be your _BEST_ friend.

take that OP.

[candoo]

pay me 1 btc per months and i will be your facebook friend! best friend!

[wachtwoord]

for 10btc I will teach how to get a friend, cause I am a big believer in "To give a man a fish you feed him for a night, but teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime"

Charge more

for half the price (5BTC) I will be not only your friend, but I will be your _BEST_ friend.

I'm happy you ended that sentence with " but I will be your _BEST_ friend."

[ZodiacDragon84]

 

[TheButterZone]

I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.