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Title: I will be your friend for money [Rated best friend service by my friends CHEAP] Post by: Mushroomized on September 22, 2012, 05:09:19 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include
"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For .1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For point two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for one I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: SaltySpitoon on September 22, 2012, 05:10:44 PM Will you be willing to do sexy services for 5 BTC? And if we are already your friend, now that you are selling your friendy service, does that mean we owe you?
Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: dancupid on September 22, 2012, 05:12:16 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include "It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for three I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! I read your post and I don't feel sad anymore - you give too much away for free. First rule of business. Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: Mushroomized on September 22, 2012, 05:22:28 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include "It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for three I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! I read your post and I don't feel sad anymore - you give too much away for free. First rule of business. Who said it was free? The happy feeling I gave you is worth at least 1.2 bitcoins, I'll see you in scam accusations. Unlike other https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=110621.20 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=110621.20) /services/ you aren't renting me. It's a time share. Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: BurntSnow on September 23, 2012, 06:14:53 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for three I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: Mushroomized on September 23, 2012, 06:31:05 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for three I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: BurntSnow on September 23, 2012, 11:23:10 PM Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise." and the recently popular "You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*." *for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities! https://i.imgur.com/Knukc.png For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day! For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you! And for three I will tell other people I am your friend! 1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy Thanks, Friends! Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: legolouman on September 24, 2012, 10:40:44 AM Does this count if you need someone to rep you in the event of trying to secure a loan, product, or service?
Title: Re: I will be your friend for money Post by: Mushroomized on September 24, 2012, 05:19:51 PM Does this count if you need someone to rep you in the event of trying to secure a loan, product, or service? Sure, nothing says "This guy is legit!" like paying someone to say you are trustworthy!Title: Re: I will be your friend for money [Rated best friend service by my friends CHEAP] Post by: greyhawk on September 25, 2012, 12:27:30 PM What makes your service better than tenakhas?
Title: Re: I will be your friend for money [Rated best friend service by my friends CHEAP] Post by: Mushroomized on September 25, 2012, 04:57:26 PM What makes your service better than tenakhas? Im sure hes a great friend too. Maybe you can pay him to be my friend and pay me to be his friend.Title: Re: I will be your friend for money [Rated best friend service by my friends CHEAP] Post by: greyhawk on September 25, 2012, 06:44:52 PM Now I just need a script and some decent cameras.
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