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I have a Bitcoin account for sale with $1,025,637.26 USD worth of history.  (Amount may be greater before sold.)
It will be empty.  I will give the Private Key and Wallet address.

http://s21.postimg.org/5lbu340d3/Screen_Shot_2015_12_08_at_10_44_04_PM.png

Current Bid:  $21  rltim555

You can use it to impress your friends, have the appearance of a successful business, impress women, flirt with gold diggers,
Use it to digitally sign messages from an account that shows over 1 Million US dollars worth of transaction history!

Who are these random people talking?
Who is that guy with the donation address showing $1,025,637.26!!!
Who is that guy signing messages from that account?!!!!  
Nobody listens to opinions and advice from broke people.

Brag, joke, fib, exaggerate, or use it to verify your level of income (of approximately 2 months)

What is this account worth?  I don't know.  More than $20.00!

Let the bidding start at $20.  Bidding closes on Friday December 11th, 2015.
OR bidding closes if anyone offers a bid greater than $50 more than the current high bid or starting price.  Whichever is greater.

It is an empty account, so you don't need to repeat that or how silly it is to sell an empty account.
This sale is for the total account history, for bragging, social, and digital signature purposes.

Thank you for your time.
Mr. Clown Spider.

PM me for the wallet address if you wish to verify the amount of history.
Address should be kept confidential to protect the privacy and social motives of the buyer.

PROOF OF ACCOUNT CONTROL AND OWNERSHIP
What proof would you like?
You can pay for the winning bid to this address with the $1 Million transaction history.
Or I can do a digital signature from that same address.
Or I can let YOU pick any amount between 0.1000000 and 88.999999 and I can move exactly that much into and out of the account as proof.

The address is private so that the winner will not be proven to have bought the account.

what i will do with it.

Sign digital confirmation letters.
Brag
Impress girls
Impress your friends
Appear that you have over a million in transaction history.
Pretend you had a million dollars worth of Bitcoin experience.
Fib your income verification.
Accept donations,

Do anything any bitcoin account can do, with style and the appearance that you are as successful as me.  lol

lol i can make script send btc over many times :P.

Prove it!!  I do not believe you can.  You will lose money on transaction fees.
And with what?  1-4 BTC?  That would take 1000s of transactions x .0001  You would pay .1 BTC or more.  That is over $41!!!
And mine was done with 118 transactions.  I guarantee you cannot beat that with automation.

what is your proof that the shown balance is really from one of your owned address and not from a "watch only" address? we can add watch only addresses too and it will be shown on our main page millions of recieved transactions value

Ppl rly buy these? I have a btc that has seen over 1000 bitcoins what's it worth?

Great question.
What proof would you like?
You can pay for the winning bid to this address with the $1 Million transaction history.
Or I can do a digital signature from that same address.
Or I can let YOU pick any amount between 0.1000000 and 88.999999 and I can move exactly that much into and out of the account as proof.

No clue.  Nobody has offered to buy it yet.  This is just a test.
Less than half a million is, well.. less than a million so it is less impressive, but perhaps someone would be willing to pay $1.
Therefore someone else would pay $2!  Perhaps someone want's it for $3, because it must be worth something.
I have no idea what, or where to draw the line.  This Million dollar account will set the president and then I will have an answer for you.

Nice! lucky bidder gets to flirt with girls even with empty wallet! sweet! :)

What's the minimum BIN set at?

If it's not too high I'll consider it.

I might be able to brag about it, but we cannot impress any girls or our friends with this. What if one cannot impress any girls or our friends with this?
Do you offer a refund?

You have to have some game man.  What did you spend your money on?  You must allow their imagination to fill in the blanks.   Have you ever lied to impress a girl before? It takes a little talent.

You can add some BTC if you don't want it empty.  lol

$20


Dude you have to have more game then that!
You do not say "hey I have a total received of $1 Million!"
no no.  Have you no game at all with women?
Allow them to see it without you telling them "hey look at my received balance"
Show them you have 1 bitcoin, let them notice you have touched over a million!!!!
They will make their own conclusions and assume you have made, transferred, cashed out, or spent a LOT more money than they will ever have.
It is not about the final balance.
It is about your credit score and perceived income.  ;)

Please read UP.
I have already explained how I can prove ownership of this account.  
I have explained that the address is private for the privacy of the winner.
Want proof?  PM me.
Why is this self moderated?  I don't need some jerk publishing the address on this thread, hurting the privacy of the winner who may want to pretend he is rich!  That purpose is not helped if everyone can google that address and see it was bought.

This is also self moderated to delete pointless messages from spammers, or trolls talking about how the account is empty.
I have stated that it is empty already.
I have stated how I can sign from the account, or deposit a random amount of YOUR choosing, or accept payment to this address, and that will prove control.

Don't want to trust this account?  Fine.  Don't use it for anything but digital signatures!  =)

Hmm why should somebody buy this private key from the OP ?  ;D I think sometime if everything goes up with the Blockchain it might be not that good to seem to be a rich person ;) Or what do you guys think of this  ? Would be great to hear about :)

regards
lama-hunter

If bitcoin goes UP, why is that a problem?  Seriously.
The point is to seem to be a rich person!  Not avoid it.

This is why I have this self moderated.

Clown just sent over the proof that he owns the address(signed message) and that the address does have claimed transactions. Impressive to say the least.
At any rate still be careful while using the address, as OP has access to the address as well

Thank you.
Yes he has a point.  You can't trust strangers really.  
So this is best for bragging, and signing signatures, but if I was a cheap jerk, I could keep the private key.
Your only assurance is that I make enough money that I don't need to break my reputation to get yours.
Or just simply don't keep money in this.  Just for signatures, play, show, and tell.

I call for 21$!
Not stagnant yet!

You are current high Bidder for $21!

How old is this account? What year was it created and how many transactions does it have on the ledger?  Just wondering because it would be really easy to just move your coin from wallet to wallet and sell all the old keys to each emptied wallet....hmmm!

well how did u make this much through coins ;)

Bitcoin addresses do not have creation dates.
However Blockchain.info attempts to log transactions and put time/date stamps on them.  Transactions do not have a date stamp however, only public databases attempt to time stamp.
It was created this year, which cannot be known or proven.
The first transaction was this year.

The number of transactions is shown in the only photo provided on the very first post.  118. 

You are incorrect, it is not really easy to just move your coin from wallet to wallet and reach over 1 million.
It is possible, but very difficult and expensive with transaction fees.
Please try.  If you have 1 full bitcoin, currently valued at $420,  You will need to transfer 2378.6417 BTC back and forth.
That means 2378.6417 x 2 = 4757.2834 aka 4758 transactions.
Multiply that with a transaction fee of as low as .0001 and you have .4758 BTC in fees IF you get .0001 each time.

That is exactly $200 USD in fees if you are lucky.  I have seen fees greater than .0001
Your only hope is an an automated script, which will charge you fees without warning or asking.
Your fees will likely be greater than this, and lower your hypothetical 1 BTC, resulting in you needing more than 4758 transactions.
Half way through at transaction #2300, you will have paid more than .23 in fees.  Leaving you with 0.77 BTC resulting in you needing to complete even more transactions back and forth, with even more fees.
Your fees lower your BTC, compounding your losses exponentially and you realize you need to do more than 4758 transactions because of your shrinking BTC amount.

You will need to create a script to calculate the compounded losses to your total BTC with transaction fees to find out how many transactions that will take.

I estimate that will cost you $350 or more if you have 1 BTC.
That puts this deep into the "That was not easy" territory.
Or
You could just bid $25

The real question is how did you get so good at marketing ClownSpider. :D :D :D

People will ask YOU the same thing if you wish to own this account, you can digitally sign ANY answer to that question! =D
You don't even need a final balance and people will want to know!


Marketing?  Everything is marketing I suppose.  :D

This topic was moved, so BUMP

I was just asking about the date just in case it might have been possible to dig some clam out of the wallet; consequently, I don't see any other purpose to purchase the account other than deception which I believe is immoral.  Good luck!

I have no idea what you mean by digging some clam out of the wallet.
Deception is an ugly word.
We do not call women deceptive or accuse them of deception for:
Using Make-up
Push-up bra
Hair weave
Hair extensions
Yoga pants
Booty jeans (That ass does not look the same when set free of those jeans.)
Shape altering clothing.
Perfume
Hair dye
Curling Iron
High Heels that add 1-7 inches of height
Hair volumizer to have more fuller looking and taller hair, adding 1-2 inches of height.
Eye liner
Eye lash extensions, or extending makeup
slimming patterns on clothes
Clothing with optical illusions to draw the eye to make particular body parts appear larger.
Brightly colored nails to make skin look more tan.
Fake tan
Whitened teeth
Braces!  When the truth is genetically they do not have straight teeth.
Fancy cars that they don't own, but lease or daddy paid for.

The fact is everyone exaggerates, embellishes, LIES, or as you say uses DECEPTION.
Men pretend to be stable, charming, funny, successful and capable providers worthy, willing, and able to support a family, just because they want some sex.
Women pretend to be virgins in a white wedding dress, or make you buy them food, drinks, chocolates, gifts, etc before you can have sex with them.  Making you believe they have class, when in reality they are making you pay for sex and behave, even though they gave it away for free to 4-6 other men before you.

Every advertisement with fine print is deceptive.
You sir, are going to have a difficult time in this world I think.

did you have really find a girl that know btc (and maybe don't buy drugs or hitman?)  ::) ;D
I don't understand why! Why show to some one a wallet like this?

The reasons are as plentiful as your imagination allows.
It is not everyones cup of tea. 

I know it's a dumb question but really? Purpose of the account is to show off to girls?  :-\

Or guys if you prefer.
Or to make your business appear fully mature.
Or random conversation starter.
Or or or or, that is up to you.

I'm just reading the replies & laughing at all these people who are like "Girls?????"
I would've bought this if I had the money, but I lost all my money when GayPal limited me lol

Would be pretty cool to show your address to people and see the reactions they make, or for advertising your new BTC gambling site ;)

When was the private key first created?

Same time as the account.  As always.

Stepping right up the bid for 25$

I don't see any valid reason for you to increase your bid on this auction unless your an alt of ClownSpider.

Your bid was still the highest before you increase it.

It can also come handy, if you want to divorce/breakup  :).

(You: leave your wallet open on your laptop or tablet, before Christmas or before your wife's/GF's birthday)
Wife/GF: Wow! How much money! Is this ours?
You: Sorry honey, I've just gambled away...

You will have a good chance for a quick and probably smooth divorce :).

strange that no one did not mention  scam purpose, to impersonate rich and trust person.

Why would you out bid yourself?
However I assume you are making a gesture, and I am happy to accept your $25 bid ($4 bonus).
Good way to discourage other bidders for strategy!?

Works for me.   Not my alt.  How pointless would that be?



LOL good idea.

Snail2's divorce motivator idea is one.

Auction ending tomorrow at 3pm Eastern New York time.

This account reminds me so much of the lavish bitch guy, lol.
instagram.com/itslavishbitch/

Anyways I bid $26

No....46....retired....already have the best of everything and never had to lie, cheat, or steal to get anything I have now.

So....what... is.... your purpose for posting here?  Acting as moral police?  Or interested in bidding?
If not bidding, thank you for bumping the auction thread, and have a nice retirement.

Step up to 26.50$ if cents count!

I should have specified but I didn't so cents count.

$26.50 High bid.
I prefer $1 increments but whatever.  Battle cents if you want, let the posts keep track.

You can use it to impress your friends, have the appearance of a successful business, impress women, flirt with gold diggers,
Use it to digitally sign messages from an account that shows over 1 Million US dollars worth of transaction history!


This quote right here is worth more than $20 im lmao!.  I have no use for it but its gotta be worth $50
step it up people  ;D

27$

$27 bid accepted!  Auction ends at 3pm eastern!
Escrow is fine.  You pick escrow, I am lazy.

lol.  Tips for quotes are accepted =)
But let me get my poor man wallet with $0.0001 on it so you don't see the millions  lol

Women are funny like that, dating a guy just because he has money.
Perhaps this will even the playing field?  =p  lol

Auction ended.
I have messaged the winning bidder.

Be Aware Guys! Maybe someone want to sell the Account because he is not able to use it anymore for himself because of crimscene.
He could be an akward scammer which has claimed that amount over a Scamming Campaing.

Perphaps its not good for People they have an account saying they are rich i think.

regards
lama-hunter

Lama hunter,

You are an asshole, and an idiot.
People should be aware of trolls like you that go around and post negative trash for no reason.

NO bitcoin account can be shut down.
There is NO reason for you to accuse me of crimes or scams.
So go fuck yourself, jerk.

Regards,
Your mother says Hi.

I was interested in bidding if the account was old enough to have been included in the Clam snapshot.  It could have proven to be a wise investment if it were included in the snapshot.

0.2 BTC from me.

SCAMMER! SEND MY 0.1 BTC FIRST!!!!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1284592

Winning bidder is not responding.  I will accept new offers.

I will buy it.

$30.

PM me op, I will purchase this right now. We could discuss prices.

Thanks