$ 1,025,637.26 BTC account for sale.

[ClownSpider]

I have a Bitcoin account for sale with $1,025,637.26 USD worth of history.  (Amount may be greater before sold.)
It will be empty.  I will give the Private Key and Wallet address.



Current Bid:  $21  rltim555

You can use it to impress your friends, have the appearance of a successful business, impress women, flirt with gold diggers,
Use it to digitally sign messages from an account that shows over 1 Million US dollars worth of transaction history!

Who are these random people talking?
Who is that guy with the donation address showing $1,025,637.26!!!
Who is that guy signing messages from that account?!!!!  
Nobody listens to opinions and advice from broke people.

Brag, joke, fib, exaggerate, or use it to verify your level of income (of approximately 2 months)

What is this account worth?  I don't know.  More than $20.00!

Let the bidding start at $20.  Bidding closes on Friday December 11th, 2015.
OR bidding closes if anyone offers a bid greater than $50 more than the current high bid or starting price.  Whichever is greater.

It is an empty account, so you don't need to repeat that or how silly it is to sell an empty account.
This sale is for the total account history, for bragging, social, and digital signature purposes.

Thank you for your time.
Mr. Clown Spider.

PM me for the wallet address if you wish to verify the amount of history.
Address should be kept confidential to protect the privacy and social motives of the buyer.

PROOF OF ACCOUNT CONTROL AND OWNERSHIP
What proof would you like?
You can pay for the winning bid to this address with the $1 Million transaction history.
Or I can do a digital signature from that same address.
Or I can let YOU pick any amount between 0.1000000 and 88.999999 and I can move exactly that much into and out of the account as proof.

The address is private so that the winner will not be proven to have bought the account.

[tigerfree]

what i will do with it.

[ClownSpider]

what i will do with it.

Sign digital confirmation letters.
Brag
Impress girls
Impress your friends
Appear that you have over a million in transaction history.
Pretend you had a million dollars worth of Bitcoin experience.
Fib your income verification.
Accept donations,

Do anything any bitcoin account can do, with style and the appearance that you are as successful as me.  lol

[tigerfree]

what i will do with it.

Sign digital confirmation letters.
Brag
Impress girls
Impress your friends
Appear that you have over a million in transaction history.
Pretend you had a million dollars worth of Bitcoin experience.
Fib your income verification.
Accept donations,

Do anything any bitcoin account can do, with style and the appearance that you are as successful as me.  lol

lol i can make script send btc over many times .

[ClownSpider]

lol i can make script send btc over many times .

Prove it!!  I do not believe you can.  You will lose money on transaction fees.
And with what?  1-4 BTC?  That would take 1000s of transactions x .0001  You would pay .1 BTC or more.  That is over $41!!!
And mine was done with 118 transactions.  I guarantee you cannot beat that with automation.

[JumperX]

what is your proof that the shown balance is really from one of your owned address and not from a "watch only" address? we can add watch only addresses too and it will be shown on our main page millions of recieved transactions value

[shkiser]

Ppl rly buy these? I have a btc that has seen over 1000 bitcoins what's it worth?

[ClownSpider]

what is your proof that the shown balance is really from one of your owned address and not from a "watch only" address? we can add watch only addresses too and it will be shown on our main page millions of recieved transactions value

Great question.
What proof would you like?
You can pay for the winning bid to this address with the $1 Million transaction history.
Or I can do a digital signature from that same address.
Or I can let YOU pick any amount between 0.1000000 and 88.999999 and I can move exactly that much into and out of the account as proof.

[ClownSpider]

Ppl rly buy these? I have a btc that has seen over 1000 bitcoins what's it worth?

No clue.  Nobody has offered to buy it yet.  This is just a test.
Less than half a million is, well.. less than a million so it is less impressive, but perhaps someone would be willing to pay $1.
Therefore someone else would pay $2!  Perhaps someone want's it for $3, because it must be worth something.
I have no idea what, or where to draw the line.  This Million dollar account will set the president and then I will have an answer for you.

[target]

Nice! lucky bidder gets to flirt with girls even with empty wallet! sweet!

[marbleregional]

What's the minimum BIN set at?

If it's not too high I'll consider it.

[krunox123]

Brag
Impress girls
Impress your friends
Appear that you have over a million in transaction history.
Pretend you had a million dollars worth of Bitcoin experience.
Fib your income verification.

I might be able to brag about it, but we cannot impress any girls or our friends with this. What if one cannot impress any girls or our friends with this?
Do you offer a refund?

Me: Hey, Girl and Friend.
Girl & Friend: Yeah?
Me: I have Bitcoin address with a total received of $1,025,637.26!
Girl: So, what? The final balance is still $0 though.
Friend: My final balance is higher than yours! haha
Me: *Depressed* I need a refund.

[ClownSpider]

Nice! lucky bidder gets to flirt with girls even with empty wallet! sweet!

You have to have some game man.  What did you spend your money on?  You must allow their imagination to fill in the blanks.   Have you ever lied to impress a girl before? It takes a little talent.

You can add some BTC if you don't want it empty.  lol

What's the minimum BIN set at?

If it's not too high I'll consider it.

$20

I might be able to brag about it, but we cannot impress any girls or our friends with this. What if one cannot impress any girls or our friends with this?
Do you offer a refund?

Me: Hey, Girl and Friend.
Girl & Friend: Yeah?
Me: I have Bitcoin address with a total received of $1,025,637.26!
Girl: So, what? The final balance is still $0 though.
Friend: My final balance is higher than yours! haha
Me: *Depressed* I need a refund.

Dude you have to have more game then that!
You do not say "hey I have a total received of $1 Million!"
no no.  Have you no game at all with women?
Allow them to see it without you telling them "hey look at my received balance"
Show them you have 1 bitcoin, let them notice you have touched over a million!!!!
They will make their own conclusions and assume you have made, transferred, cashed out, or spent a LOT more money than they will ever have.
It is not about the final balance.
It is about your credit score and perceived income. 

[ClownSpider]

Please read UP.
I have already explained how I can prove ownership of this account.  
I have explained that the address is private for the privacy of the winner.
Want proof?  PM me.
Why is this self moderated?  I don't need some jerk publishing the address on this thread, hurting the privacy of the winner who may want to pretend he is rich!  That purpose is not helped if everyone can google that address and see it was bought.

This is also self moderated to delete pointless messages from spammers, or trolls talking about how the account is empty.
I have stated that it is empty already.
I have stated how I can sign from the account, or deposit a random amount of YOUR choosing, or accept payment to this address, and that will prove control.

Don't want to trust this account?  Fine.  Don't use it for anything but digital signatures!  =)

[lama-hunter]

Hmm why should somebody buy this private key from the OP ?  I think sometime if everything goes up with the Blockchain it might be not that good to seem to be a rich person Or what do you guys think of this  ? Would be great to hear about

regards
lama-hunter

[ClownSpider]

Hmm why should somebody buy this private key from the OP ?  I think sometime if everything goes up with the Blockchain it might be not that good to seem to be a rich person Or what do you guys think of this  ? Would be great to hear about

regards
lama-hunter

If bitcoin goes UP, why is that a problem?  Seriously.
The point is to seem to be a rich person!  Not avoid it.

This is why I have this self moderated.

[mexxer-2]

Clown just sent over the proof that he owns the address(signed message) and that the address does have claimed transactions. Impressive to say the least.
At any rate still be careful while using the address, as OP has access to the address as well

[ClownSpider]

Clown just sent over the proof that he owns the address(signed message) and that the address does have claimed transactions. Impressive to say the least.
At any rate still be careful while using the address, as OP has access to the address as well

Thank you.
Yes he has a point.  You can't trust strangers really.  
So this is best for bragging, and signing signatures, but if I was a cheap jerk, I could keep the private key.
Your only assurance is that I make enough money that I don't need to break my reputation to get yours.
Or just simply don't keep money in this.  Just for signatures, play, show, and tell.

[rltim555]

I call for 21$!
Not stagnant yet!

[ClownSpider]

I call for 21$!
Not stagnant yet!

You are current high Bidder for $21!