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Title: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Al the Alpaca on January 02, 2016, 05:24:18 AM Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My real name is AL (stylized), and my uncle owns an alpaca farm - FOR REAL! I purchased this account from Bruno - FOR REAL!
Before I get into the particulars of AL's Escrow Service, allow me to offer up proof as to why you should trust me: Because I've been entrusted by other people from the around the world to do stuff for them since 2009. About AL's Escrow Service: There are no fees of any kind. In fact, we pay you up to 10% for using AL's Escrow Service. The more you entrust me to hold as acting escrow, the higher your reward. Also, the percentages go up the longer I hold your money. No, this is not a Ponzi because it's not predicated on how much money is on account or needing more folks to enroll to take advantage of this truly amazing service. As Bruno would say, I'm sure, I'm jacking off all over myself just thinking about how amazing this is, and taken aback to see that nobody has ever offered up such a wonderful service until now. TO BE CLEAR, this is not a service that others are allowed to take advantage of outside escrowing, e.g., giving me X bitcoins for the sole purpose of profiting. This is strictly for those seeking a third party person thingy to hold moneys between two parties, a buyer and seller of a product or service. THAT IS ALL! If I catch anybody using this service then what it was designed for, then 100% of their moneys held will be immediately returned to them sans a single satoshi of reward, and will no longer be allowed to use AL's Escrow Service. To attract my first users, for a limited time I will pay 20% to those having me hold for them $10,000 or more for at least 30 days; A flat 10% across the board for all other moneys held regardless for how long. Please consider using AL's Escrow Service for all your escrow needs. FAQ: Q: Is your name really Al? A: FOR REAL! And you can call me AL. Q: Who receives the up-to 10% rewardment? A: The party deemed having the most at stake between the buyer and seller et al. Q: How do we know that you really purchased Al the Alpaca from Bruno? A: The blockchain doesn't lie where the proof resides. Q: Will you escrow all cryptocurrencies? A: What do you mean by "all"? Q: What do you mean by "What do I mean?"? A: Ah, I see! The answer is yes I will. If I have to, I'll use Cryptsy to convert to bitcoins. Q: What about Horus? A: 24/7 if need be. Simply call me on my phone that'll be on my person at all times, even while taking a shower or having sex with somebody's wife from the lodge. Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: JohnFitzpatrick on January 02, 2016, 05:32:20 AM I look forward to using.
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Naoko on January 02, 2016, 05:33:18 AM Bough an account to attempt an escrow scam, sorry but only your alts will use your awesome service
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Boi qaaf on January 02, 2016, 05:36:35 AM Bough an account to attempt an escrow scam, sorry but only your alts will use your awesome service Finally, an honest to goodness escrow service uniquely designed to benefit those using the service oppose to having to pay. Genius! Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: GSpgh on January 02, 2016, 05:38:56 AM I am officially not Bruno's alt and I will use this service to by some virtual knifes (I have inside info there is a fire sale happening in 14 days)
returning the coins is not necessary if AL says he got hacked, this can happen to anyone Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Monnt on January 02, 2016, 05:40:22 AM Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service ::)
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Quickseller on January 02, 2016, 05:47:15 AM Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My real name is AL (stylized), and my uncle owns an alpaca farm - FOR REAL! I purchased this account from Bruno - FOR REAL! This is an obvious scam/troll. Any BTC sent to the op should be considered to be a donation. Before I get into the particulars of AL's Escrow Service, allow me to offer up proof as to why you should trust me: Because I've been entrusted by other people from the around the world to do stuff for them since 2009. About AL's Escrow Service: There are no fees of any kind. In fact, we pay you up to 10% for using AL's Escrow Service. The more you entrust me to hold as acting escrow, the higher your reward. Also, the percentages go up the longer I hold your money. No, this is not a Ponzi because it's not predicated on how much money is on account or needing more folks to enroll to take advantage of this truly amazing service. As Bruno would say, I'm sure, I'm jacking off all over myself just thinking about how amazing this is, and taken aback to see that nobody has ever offered up such a wonderful service until now. TO BE CLEAR, this is not a service that others are allowed to take advantage of outside escrowing, e.g., giving me X bitcoins for the sole purpose of profiting. This is strictly for those seeking a third party person thingy to hold moneys between two parties, a buyer and seller of a product or service. THAT IS ALL! If I catch anybody using this service then what it was designed for, then 100% of their moneys held will be immediately returned to them sans a single satoshi of reward, and will no longer be allowed to use AL's Escrow Service. To attract my first users, for a limited time I will pay 20% to those having me hold for them $10,000 or more for at least 30 days; A flat 10% across the board for all other moneys held regardless for how long. Please consider using AL's Escrow Service for all your escrow needs. FAQ: Q: Is your name really Al? A: FOR REAL! And you can call me AL. Q: Who receives the up-to 10% rewardment? A: The party deemed having the most at stake between the buyer and seller et al. Q: How do we know that you really purchased Al the Alpaca from Bruno? A: The blockchain doesn't lie where the proof resides. Q: Will you escrow all cryptocurrencies? A: What do you mean by "all"? Q: What do you mean by "What do I mean?"? A: Ah, I see! The answer is yes I will. If I have to, I'll use Cryptsy to convert to bitcoins. Q: What about Horus? A: 24/7 if need be. Simply call me on my phone that'll be on my person at all times, even while taking a shower or having sex with somebody's wife from the lodge. Edit: it appears that the op is an alt of Bruno aka Gleb (lol) Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Gleb Gamow on January 02, 2016, 05:52:41 AM Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service ::) The person (may be a female) who purchased Al the Alpaca from me may or may not be a minor who honestly has been mining bitcoins since 2009 because s/he told me. The person is simply hurting for money and opt to do this honest venure on the side via an established account so to earn some some bitcoins via providing such a wonderful service, one that's uniquely designed and wished I would of thought of it first. Please, give the person a break and try the service first-hand prior to passing judgement. You won't be disappointed. -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: BCPG C# v1.6.1.0 mQENBFaHZTEBCADJtfol+GkC3MlGawK2He/IRdYft91TlVCu4wnrQsSsuKg6oua8 4yU6n7Eefx9jJzi8dHNF7KfSR6uVvYgamg/wor6oMHL8+CkYFqiGRZplTG0UfFKd Id9qDpYy9d3XBajaRJIBqFxtB/4IeBsSA91szeb0KVFNdMfItrWeG8fh424BqcOj wltpSk0e/UB4pUo081fy5bZt23mcuNMEoYS5yZ8M7AlM5xPdGJ5fdx1Xb1/vTlAL 2FIebD6fzaSoJ4tjgy8C3LoW+kuYYsK25JCPdKLGi1tO0XxQ8gD7ssvmthbUpB1R eY8Ut32d7iQpMl53anV+05CAhSt/yeUoBWEbABEBAAG0DXZpdUB5YWhvby5jb22J ARwEEAECAAYFAlaHZTEACgkQQR0dIZMAg0uMHwf9HbPbk4QTGJcjva0NcmV5ROEW jKV9BjdqLX8In2/L6Fl33+3H8EzHISJT084ebusls195uUMEqQCjhAG+8juvl/MB NGghiKopgWD5JdydJBpWe+KbJckzjjw1kmkmbJqEx4UDj4FM1m9H1MU3rqVQ5HmB y9xwzP2+tbpduoSNF61cYq7ncMIffZhKPYI67YWunr0aEKW0aJVZhGJ1+NlJNrYM PyRaURCb/h0nkibDc+QlJWRCtoeRY0LT95EgwHg6oVzOvULXkyrq1azhAbUXjbiJ ztkTRGUy0iANC25wGndrEbYcLSAjwCfCLxCeE3U+rKu9oOrPkQeoTbUTQI7N9g== =R+VW -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Spoetnik on January 02, 2016, 07:11:53 AM Do you offer Paypal service ?
I want to trade Bitcoin with codishmumu she has pictures for sale on her skype. I can pay with Linden Dollars to if you don't accept Paypal. So my coin will be held on Cryptsy ? But i heard there was 2 Horus's which one has the support ? What if Cryptsy goes down is this like Bitcoinbuilder like when Gox went down ? I look forward to earning my 10% and do you have a SIG campaign ? Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: TastyChillySauce00 on January 02, 2016, 09:45:30 AM Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service ::) obviously,after some trusted escrow service which have so many trust and trade history starting to scamming, this one will need much effort to be trusted by peopleTitle: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: RCHumphrey on January 02, 2016, 10:52:17 AM I can't help but see (1) ponzi or (2) buying trust...
"First person to send $10,000" ::) I know a trusted person is clearly backing this but I would advise caution (as would any reputable member of this forum). Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: redsn0w on January 02, 2016, 10:59:56 AM Another new escrow , welcome ;D. After the 'exit scam' of master-p I suggest to pay more and more attention...
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: SwingFirst on January 02, 2016, 11:12:10 AM I do not necessarily believe that this is a scam, but I do advise anyone and everyone here to be very cautious if you decide to use this service.
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: rammy2k2 on January 02, 2016, 12:32:37 PM with your trust ratings, u are the best escrow of this forum :D :D :D
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: JumperX on January 02, 2016, 12:35:08 PM with your trust ratings, u are the best escrow of this forum :D :D :D probably the best and the only one which is paying to use his service, i can't see any reason why he offer a bonus to someone who will use him as escrow. that enough is shady ;) Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Patatas on January 02, 2016, 12:54:10 PM What I found more interesting in the post is the "Alpaca farm".How do you make money with Alpaca's? #JustCurious.Since you have quite a number of alpaca's we can expect safety from your escrow service right ? Also, are you planning to auction an alpaca with shipping included ? I'm up for it.
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: dloghwak on January 02, 2016, 01:13:24 PM How do you make money with Alpaca's? #JustCurious. Alpaca socks dude.Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Strigoi mort on January 02, 2016, 01:17:59 PM May I ride an Alpaca?
Since people ride poneys, I think alpacas are ridable too, right? Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Snorek on January 02, 2016, 01:21:07 PM Everything is better than master-p escrow services at this point. And if Gleb is so enthusiastic about this person them maybe it is ok to give it a shot?
I agree that this deal sound almost too good to be true. It will be hard for people to trust it. Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: bitpop on January 03, 2016, 08:51:38 AM This is pretty innovative, it might put me out of business for a while until I can match the scam morally.
Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: Al the Alpaca on March 16, 2016, 08:02:39 PM Looks like somebody didn't get the joke: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=341982
Quote Anyone without at least 3 trades with DT members, I believe shouldn't be offering his/her services as an escrow. Even if its Gleb's alt/sold account This account is still in Gleb/Bruno's hands, for he's never sold nor purchased a single account. Title: Re: Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use. Post by: JasonXG on March 16, 2016, 10:59:42 PM I honestly don't even know what to make of this. I half wanna laugh and the other half i'm confused as hell.
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