Introducing AL's Escrow Service, where we pay you up to 10% to use.

[Al the Alpaca]

Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My real name is AL (stylized), and my uncle owns an alpaca farm - FOR REAL! I purchased this account from Bruno - FOR REAL!

Before I get into the particulars of AL's Escrow Service, allow me to offer up proof as to why you should trust me: Because I've been entrusted by other people from the around the world to do stuff for them since 2009.

About AL's Escrow Service:

There are no fees of any kind. In fact, we pay you up to 10% for using AL's Escrow Service. The more you entrust me to hold as acting escrow, the higher your reward. Also, the percentages go up the longer I hold your money. No, this is not a Ponzi because it's not predicated on how much money is on account or needing more folks to enroll to take advantage of this truly amazing service. As Bruno would say, I'm sure, I'm jacking off all over myself just thinking about how amazing this is, and taken aback to see that nobody has ever offered up such a wonderful service until now.

TO BE CLEAR, this is not a service that others are allowed to take advantage of outside escrowing, e.g., giving me X bitcoins for the sole purpose of profiting. This is strictly for those seeking a third party person thingy to hold moneys between two parties, a buyer and seller of a product or service. THAT IS ALL! If I catch anybody using this service then what it was designed for, then 100% of their moneys held will be immediately returned to them sans a single satoshi of reward, and will no longer be allowed to use AL's Escrow Service.

To attract my first users, for a limited time I will pay 20% to those having me hold for them $10,000 or more for at least 30 days; A flat 10% across the board for all other moneys held regardless for how long.

Please consider using AL's Escrow Service for all your escrow needs.

FAQ:

Q: Is your name really Al?
A: FOR REAL! And you can call me AL.

Q: Who receives the up-to 10% rewardment?
A: The party deemed having the most at stake between the buyer and seller et al.

Q: How do we know that you really purchased Al the Alpaca from Bruno?
A: The blockchain doesn't lie where the proof resides.

Q: Will you escrow all cryptocurrencies?
A: What do you mean by "all"?
Q: What do you mean by "What do I mean?"?
A: Ah, I see! The answer is yes I will. If I have to, I'll use Cryptsy to convert to bitcoins.

Q: What about Horus?
A: 24/7 if need be. Simply call me on my phone that'll be on my person at all times, even while taking a shower or having sex with somebody's wife from the lodge.

[JohnFitzpatrick]

I look forward to using.

[Naoko]

Bough an account to attempt an escrow scam, sorry but only your alts will use your awesome service

[Boi qaaf]

Bough an account to attempt an escrow scam, sorry but only your alts will use your awesome service

Finally, an honest to goodness escrow service uniquely designed to benefit those using the service oppose to having to pay. Genius!

[GSpgh]

I am officially not Bruno's alt and I will use this service to by some virtual knifes (I have inside info there is a fire sale happening in 14 days)

returning the coins is not necessary if AL says he got hacked, this can happen to anyone

[Monnt]

Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service

[Quickseller]

Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My real name is AL (stylized), and my uncle owns an alpaca farm - FOR REAL! I purchased this account from Bruno - FOR REAL!

Before I get into the particulars of AL's Escrow Service, allow me to offer up proof as to why you should trust me: Because I've been entrusted by other people from the around the world to do stuff for them since 2009.

About AL's Escrow Service:

There are no fees of any kind. In fact, we pay you up to 10% for using AL's Escrow Service. The more you entrust me to hold as acting escrow, the higher your reward. Also, the percentages go up the longer I hold your money. No, this is not a Ponzi because it's not predicated on how much money is on account or needing more folks to enroll to take advantage of this truly amazing service. As Bruno would say, I'm sure, I'm jacking off all over myself just thinking about how amazing this is, and taken aback to see that nobody has ever offered up such a wonderful service until now.

TO BE CLEAR, this is not a service that others are allowed to take advantage of outside escrowing, e.g., giving me X bitcoins for the sole purpose of profiting. This is strictly for those seeking a third party person thingy to hold moneys between two parties, a buyer and seller of a product or service. THAT IS ALL! If I catch anybody using this service then what it was designed for, then 100% of their moneys held will be immediately returned to them sans a single satoshi of reward, and will no longer be allowed to use AL's Escrow Service.

To attract my first users, for a limited time I will pay 20% to those having me hold for them $10,000 or more for at least 30 days; A flat 10% across the board for all other moneys held regardless for how long.

Please consider using AL's Escrow Service for all your escrow needs.

FAQ:

Q: Is your name really Al?
A: FOR REAL! And you can call me AL.

Q: Who receives the up-to 10% rewardment?
A: The party deemed having the most at stake between the buyer and seller et al.

Q: How do we know that you really purchased Al the Alpaca from Bruno?
A: The blockchain doesn't lie where the proof resides.

Q: Will you escrow all cryptocurrencies?
A: What do you mean by "all"?
Q: What do you mean by "What do I mean?"?
A: Ah, I see! The answer is yes I will. If I have to, I'll use Cryptsy to convert to bitcoins.

Q: What about Horus?
A: 24/7 if need be. Simply call me on my phone that'll be on my person at all times, even while taking a shower or having sex with somebody's wife from the lodge.

This is an obvious scam/troll. Any BTC sent to the op should be considered to be a donation.

Edit: it appears that the op is an alt of Bruno aka Gleb (lol)

[Gleb Gamow]

Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service

The person (may be a female) who purchased Al the Alpaca from me may or may not be a minor who honestly has been mining bitcoins since 2009 because s/he told me. The person is simply hurting for money and opt to do this honest venure on the side via an established account so to earn some some bitcoins via providing such a wonderful service, one that's uniquely designed and wished I would of thought of it first. Please, give the person a break and try the service first-hand prior to passing judgement. You won't be disappointed.

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[Spoetnik]

Do you offer Paypal service ?

I want to trade Bitcoin with codishmumu she has pictures for sale on her skype.

I can pay with Linden Dollars to if you don't accept Paypal.

So my coin will be held on Cryptsy ? But i heard there was 2 Horus's which one has the support ?
What if Cryptsy goes down is this like Bitcoinbuilder like when Gox went down ?

I look forward to earning my 10% and do you have a SIG campaign ?

[TastyChillySauce00]

Lol. Your bought this account from Bruno and you still expect people to use your service

obviously,after some trusted escrow service which have so many trust and trade history starting to scamming, this one will need much effort to be trusted by people

[RCHumphrey]

I can't help but see (1) ponzi or (2) buying trust...

"First person to send $10,000"

I know a trusted person is clearly backing this but I would advise caution (as would any reputable member of this forum).

[redsn0w]

Another new escrow , welcome  . After the 'exit scam' of master-p I suggest to pay more and more attention...

[SwingFirst]

I do not necessarily believe that this is a scam, but I do advise anyone and everyone here to be very cautious if you decide to use this service.

[rammy2k2]

with your trust ratings, u are the best escrow of this forum 

[JumperX]

with your trust ratings, u are the best escrow of this forum 

probably the best and the only one which is paying to use his service, i can't see any reason why he offer a bonus to someone who will use him as escrow. that enough is shady

[Patatas]

What I found more interesting in the post is the "Alpaca farm".How do you make money with Alpaca's? #JustCurious.Since  you have quite a number of alpaca's we can expect safety from your escrow service right ? Also, are you planning to auction an alpaca with shipping included ? I'm up for it.

[dloghwak]

How do you make money with Alpaca's? #JustCurious.

Alpaca socks dude.

[Strigoi mort]

May I ride an Alpaca?

Since people ride poneys, I think alpacas are ridable too, right?

[Snorek]

Everything is better than master-p escrow services at this point. And if Gleb is so enthusiastic about this person them maybe it is ok to give it a shot?
I agree that this deal sound almost too good to be true. It will be hard for people to trust it.

[bitpop]

This is pretty innovative, it might put me out of business for a while until I can match the scam morally.