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Title: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: vite on December 20, 2012, 08:06:30 PM Depending on the time zone.
What are your end of the world goals? ??? ::) Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: deadweasel on December 20, 2012, 08:07:17 PM To ignore the whole entire thing entirely. Shit, I just failed. So close.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: repentance on December 20, 2012, 08:09:52 PM Seven hours into 21 December here and the world is showing no signs of ending. Guess I'll just have to clean the house in preparation for Christmas guests after all.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Lethn on December 20, 2012, 08:21:54 PM World ending? Things are just getting better and better for me, now if only I could move out of the damn house.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: yogi on December 20, 2012, 08:38:27 PM I'm heading out, there's an end of the world party at my local bar.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: greyhawk on December 20, 2012, 08:39:00 PM After talking with our liaison tonight and still having not received a final confirmation date, we were as tired of this as everyone else is, so we continued to push for a date and they gave us 30 days from today. That's my update. It's an update I'm not happy about at this point and it may very well be that things will wrap up sooner than that. I am hoping I was just given a date that they would be sure to be ready by so we would get off their case. When pressed for a reason why, I have been told that because this is a very dense, hand routed planet they are afraid of making a mistake and have required extra checking and sign offs which has slowed down the whole process considerably. They don't want to be on the hook financially for having to redo the whole apocalypse. It sounds reasonable to me and I have no reason to doubt this, but it doesn't make it any more palatable at the moment.
That said, after reviewing the new information coming out of the Eschaton camp and the Armageddon camp, I'm pretty convinced we won't see the end of the world on their current timelines either. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: repentance on December 20, 2012, 08:44:32 PM After talking with our liaison tonight and still having not received a final confirmation date, we were as tired of this as everyone else is, so we continued to push for a date and they gave us 30 days from today. That's my update. It's an update I'm not happy about at this point and it may very well be that things will wrap up sooner than that. I am hoping I was just given a date that they would be sure to be ready by so we would get off their case. When pressed for a reason why, I have been told that because this is a very dense, hand routed planet they are afraid of making a mistake and have required extra checking and sign offs which has slowed down the whole process considerably. They don't want to be on the hook financially for having to redo the whole apocalypse. It sounds reasonable to me and I have no reason to doubt this, but it doesn't make it any more palatable at the moment. That said, after reviewing the new information coming out of the Eschaton camp and the Armageddon camp, I'm pretty convinced we won't see the end of the world on their current timelines either. Well played. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 20, 2012, 08:53:04 PM I'm heading out, there's an end of the world party at my local bar. Did you mean to say there's a local bar at the end of the galaxy? For those who didn't ask, I've got things to do before the end of the world occurs. http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/13559978937.jpg Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: thebaron on December 20, 2012, 08:56:12 PM Masturbation. Coffee. Sex. Masturbation.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: repentance on December 20, 2012, 09:31:20 PM Did you mean to say there's a local bar at the end of the galaxy? No, but there's a restaurant called Milliway's at the end of the universe. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucNYLsjKaTQ Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: yogi on December 20, 2012, 09:45:49 PM Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Blazr on December 20, 2012, 09:47:46 PM It doesn't end until 11:12am UTC, so we got another 13.5hrs to go!
By the way, the mayan calendar doesn't actually end on December 21st, only the 13th baktun of the mayan calendar (13 is the unlucky number, which is where the myth of the world ending actually comes from). We've got another 1,008,000 days before the mayan calendar finishes, also when your calendar runs out you just buy a new one, it doesn't mean the world is ending. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: goodlord666 on December 20, 2012, 10:06:04 PM After talking with our liaison tonight and still having not received a final confirmation date, we were as tired of this as everyone else is, so we continued to push for a date and they gave us 30 days from today. That's my update. It's an update I'm not happy about at this point and it may very well be that things will wrap up sooner than that. I am hoping I was just given a date that they would be sure to be ready by so we would get off their case. When pressed for a reason why, I have been told that because this is a very dense, hand routed planet they are afraid of making a mistake and have required extra checking and sign offs which has slowed down the whole process considerably. They don't want to be on the hook financially for having to redo the whole apocalypse. It sounds reasonable to me and I have no reason to doubt this, but it doesn't make it any more palatable at the moment. That said, after reviewing the new information coming out of the Eschaton camp and the Armageddon camp, I'm pretty convinced we won't see the end of the world on their current timelines either. This is interesting. Tell em I said Hello! However, they shouldn't set the date any earlier than Jan 26th as I have a party to attend for updates to and by contacts. The ladies and gentlemen should be very inclined to learn about any vibes you may be relaying to them. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: repentance on December 20, 2012, 10:37:02 PM We've got another 1,008,000 days before the mayan calendar finishes, also when your calendar runs out you just buy a new one, it doesn't mean the world is ending. At least people who follow the Gregorian calendar get to party like there's no tomorrow once every 365/366 days. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: ElectricMucus on December 20, 2012, 10:41:04 PM What ever happened to McKenna and his Timewave Zero stuff? Because according to this we should be reliving the entire history today.
Who is got to be Napoleon? :P Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 20, 2012, 11:47:42 PM http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/3/13/e711031f-81ec-426d-9939-1597cd11d9f1.jpeg
http://www.ineedtext.com/FoodBlog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mayan-cookie.jpg Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: bcbigbud420 on December 21, 2012, 12:40:36 AM Apparently if "something" is gonna happen it will be at 11:11am GMT (Greenwitch Mean Time, London)
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: live627 on December 21, 2012, 03:34:27 AM Apparently if "something" is gonna happen it will be at 11:11am GMT (Greenwitch Mean Time, London) Damn, I'll be in bed then.Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Nolo on December 21, 2012, 05:11:59 AM My question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd?
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: drakahn on December 21, 2012, 05:26:05 AM We still have a few hours before 11:11 UTC, Go out into the world and spread a little chaos, if we all do our part we can make this end of the world thing a huge success!
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: theymos on December 21, 2012, 05:45:58 AM I'm surprised that more people aren't doing crazy things because they think the world is going to end. This has been the biggest end of the world prediction since 2000, but now it seems like most people have forgotten about it. Kind of disappointing.
I got an email from my 13-year-old self via futureme.org warning that the world is really totally going to end soon. ::) I was such an idiot... Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: btcANGEL on December 21, 2012, 05:47:36 AM After talking with our liaison tonight and still having not received a final confirmation date, we were as tired of this as everyone else is, so we continued to push for a date and they gave us 30 days from today. That's my update. It's an update I'm not happy about at this point and it may very well be that things will wrap up sooner than that. I am hoping I was just given a date that they would be sure to be ready by so we would get off their case. When pressed for a reason why, I have been told that because this is a very dense, hand routed planet they are afraid of making a mistake and have required extra checking and sign offs which has slowed down the whole process considerably. They don't want to be on the hook financially for having to redo the whole apocalypse. It sounds reasonable to me and I have no reason to doubt this, but it doesn't make it any more palatable at the moment. That said, after reviewing the new information coming out of the Eschaton camp and the Armageddon camp, I'm pretty convinced we won't see the end of the world on their current timelines either. This is interesting. Tell em I said Hello! However, they shouldn't set the date any earlier than Jan 26th as I have a party to attend for updates to and by contacts. The ladies and gentlemen should be very inclined to learn about any vibes you may be relaying to them. This again? ::) Brandi, I don't care how many vibes they offered to send you, hang up on the telemarketers and stop promising that I'll sign things! Also, it's less "afraid of making a mistake" and more "don't feel like doing boring paperwork while there's free entertainment over in Scam Accusations". In fact, if you have an interest in the world still being around next month, you may want to personally ensure that I do not run out of entertainment. ;) Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: jgarzik on December 21, 2012, 05:53:07 AM We still have a few hours before 11:11 UTC, Go out into the world and spread a little chaos, if we all do our part we can make this end of the world thing a huge success! Indeed. Or ~6:12am EST (https://plus.google.com/u/0/105424721218711536033/posts/FFGRXQniyU7). :) Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Monster Tent on December 21, 2012, 06:03:58 AM Please make it a zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 21, 2012, 06:09:10 AM Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8 Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Yuhfhrh on December 21, 2012, 11:15:51 AM Well we got past 11:11 UTC lol
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 21, 2012, 03:47:42 PM What the hell... Why I'm still alive today??? Apart from a snow storm everything seem normal as usual.
https://i.imgur.com/VgeEG.jpg Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 04:01:48 PM its only Thursday morning here. lets wait a bit more.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 21, 2012, 04:03:37 PM its only Thursday morning here. lets wait a bit more. Humm I think you're in Montreal. We are Friday the 21...Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 04:05:25 PM its only Thursday morning here. lets wait a bit more. Humm I think you're in Montreal. We are Friday the 21...hmmm, my computers clock is wrong... weird. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Yuhfhrh on December 21, 2012, 04:07:19 PM its only Thursday morning here. lets wait a bit more. Humm I think you're in Montreal. We are Friday the 21...hmmm, my computers clock is wrong... weird. Lol! Adam doesn't even know what day it is. Looks like 12/21 is having an effect on him. :P Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 21, 2012, 04:07:42 PM its only Thursday morning here. lets wait a bit more. Humm I think you're in Montreal. We are Friday the 21...hmmm, my computers clock is wrong... weird. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 04:08:26 PM Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today.
But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere... Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 21, 2012, 04:10:33 PM Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today. Yeah that's true.But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere... It's the perfect time for an interlude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 21, 2012, 04:12:30 PM Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today. But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere... Someone took some fuckitall with their coffee this morning. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 04:14:41 PM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 04:15:25 PM Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today. But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere... Someone took some fuckitall with their coffee this morning. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 21, 2012, 04:17:54 PM Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: BadBear on December 21, 2012, 04:34:51 PM Mercury in the corner pocket. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 21, 2012, 04:36:19 PM My question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd? On shelves now: SOL REPLACED: The Sun I See is Not my Dad's Sun Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Third Way on December 21, 2012, 04:49:33 PM My question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd? The question isn't what stupid things they'll believe in next, but why is there such a lack of public shaming? Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 21, 2012, 04:54:35 PM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today? Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today. Yeah that's true.But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere... It's the perfect time for an interlude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY Or, at the very least, a Petite Etude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUj9L500sTM My question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd? The question isn't what stupid things they'll believe in next, but why is there such a lack of public shaming? The Mayan descendants should receive nothing less than what Harold Camping endured. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Third Way on December 21, 2012, 04:58:07 PM It's the perfect time for an interlude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY Or, at the very least, a Petite Etude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUj9L500sTM Noice Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: John (John K.) on December 21, 2012, 06:14:25 PM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: adamstgBit on December 21, 2012, 06:33:08 PM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[ why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Yuhfhrh on December 21, 2012, 06:34:23 PM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[ why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse :P Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: John (John K.) on December 22, 2012, 03:23:30 AM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[ why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse :P Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 22, 2012, 03:59:15 AM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[ why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse :P I think you meant Dec. 23. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Recover from hangover. Dec. 23: Fill out form. Dec. 24: Shop for gifts. Dec. 25: Christmas. Dec. 26: Finish filling out form. Dec. 27: Mail form. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: btcANGEL on December 22, 2012, 05:45:08 AM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today? Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. ;) Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: John (John K.) on December 22, 2012, 05:50:20 AM Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. :-[ why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse :P I think you meant Dec. 23. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Recover from hangover. Dec. 23: Fill out form. Dec. 24: Shop for gifts. Dec. 25: Christmas. Dec. 26: Finish filling out form. Dec. 27: Mail form. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Essay. Dec. 23: Essay. Dec. 24: Essay. Dec. 25: Christmas + Essay. Dec. 26: Essay. Dec. 27: Essay. .. Dec. 31 11:59PM: (hopefully) Finish filling up forms + essay, send via online application website. Only 11 essays to go now.... :o Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 22, 2012, 06:32:15 AM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today? Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. ;) That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: btcANGEL on December 22, 2012, 07:14:51 AM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today? Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. ;) That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this Quote He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible. and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 22, 2012, 07:34:53 AM isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today? Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. ;) That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this Quote He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible. and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: gabbergabe on December 26, 2012, 11:16:13 AM like i said its not gonna happen, and it didnt.
we would only be so lucky to have post apocalyptic walking dead style world. doomsday preppers look really stupid now. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 27, 2012, 07:16:42 PM doomsday preppers look really stupid now. Preppers look no more or less stupid now than they did on Dec 20th. The panickers, however, the morons who rushed out and bought two cases of toilet paper last week, well, they look just as stupid as they did at the end of 1999. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: thebaron on December 27, 2012, 08:42:36 PM I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Third Way on December 27, 2012, 10:13:43 PM I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with. Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 27, 2012, 10:51:04 PM I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with. Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: John (John K.) on December 28, 2012, 02:02:46 AM I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with. Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 28, 2012, 02:21:52 AM I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with. Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: 01BTC10 on December 30, 2012, 08:55:14 PM Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative! :D
Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 30, 2012, 09:18:45 PM Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative! :D Hmm... I don't think so. Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: Third Way on December 30, 2012, 09:36:55 PM Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative! :D Hmm... I don't think so. I'd like to see your peer reviewed research proving him wrong!!1 Title: Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here... Post by: myrkul on December 30, 2012, 09:41:39 PM Toxicodendron radicans, commonly known as poison ivy is a good toilet paper alternative! :D Hmm... I don't think so. I'd like to see your peer reviewed research proving him wrong!!1 You want some pictures? |
