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December 21, 2012, 04:49:33 PM |
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My question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd?
The question isn't what stupid things they'll believe in next, but why is there such a lack of public shaming? |
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Phinnaeus Gage
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December 21, 2012, 04:54:35 PM
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isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Well the world as we know it isn't coming to an ending today.
But in a way the world is ending soon, you look around and you don't quite see it, but you know it, its all truing to shit everywhere...
Yeah that's true. It's the perfect time for an interlude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aYOr, at the very least, a Petite Etude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUj9L500sTMMy question is what excuse are the 21sters going to use when the sun rises on December 22nd?
The question isn't what stupid things they'll believe in next, but why is there such a lack of public shaming? The Mayan descendants should receive nothing less than what Harold Camping endured. |
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Third Way
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December 21, 2012, 04:58:07 PM |
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John (John K.)
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December 21, 2012, 06:14:25 PM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on.  |
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December 21, 2012, 06:33:08 PM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! |
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December 21, 2012, 06:34:23 PM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse  |
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John (John K.)
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December 22, 2012, 03:23:30 AM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse The colleges should've extended the expiration date for college applications. Who knows how many people waited until Dec 21 to start writing their essays. |
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Phinnaeus Gage
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December 22, 2012, 03:59:15 AM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse The colleges should've extended the expiration date for college applications. Who knows how many people waited until Dec 21 to start writing their essays. I think you meant Dec. 23. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Recover from hangover. Dec. 23: Fill out form. Dec. 24: Shop for gifts. Dec. 25: Christmas. Dec. 26: Finish filling out form. Dec. 27: Mail form. |
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December 22, 2012, 05:45:08 AM |
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isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.  |
Soon you will be dancing face-to-face / With the limits of ambition and the scars of the marketplace / Welcome to the land of flame and fizz / Where you will learn that packaging is all that heaven is
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John (John K.)
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December 22, 2012, 05:50:20 AM |
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Yeah, it's 22 December 2:13AM here. Everything seems to be fine save my college application essays, which I'm still procrastinating on. why didn't you do your homework? they said the world was ending! Lol I wonder how many people around the world used this excuse The colleges should've extended the expiration date for college applications. Who knows how many people waited until Dec 21 to start writing their essays. I think you meant Dec. 23. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Recover from hangover. Dec. 23: Fill out form. Dec. 24: Shop for gifts. Dec. 25: Christmas. Dec. 26: Finish filling out form. Dec. 27: Mail form. If the applications were that easy I would be spared. Dec. 21: End of the world party. Dec. 22: Essay. Dec. 23: Essay. Dec. 24: Essay. Dec. 25: Christmas + Essay. Dec. 26: Essay. Dec. 27: Essay. .. Dec. 31 11:59PM: (hopefully) Finish filling up forms + essay, send via online application website. Only 11 essays to go now....  |
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myrkul
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December 22, 2012, 06:32:15 AM |
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isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. |
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December 22, 2012, 07:14:51 AM |
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isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible.
and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms. |
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myrkul
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December 22, 2012, 07:34:53 AM |
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isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?
Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers. Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that. We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged. Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again. I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway. That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot. No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible.
and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms. Indeed he does. Dank, have you had any unfortunate run-ins with iron bars? |
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December 26, 2012, 11:16:13 AM |
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like i said its not gonna happen, and it didnt.
we would only be so lucky to have post apocalyptic walking dead style world.
doomsday preppers look really stupid now.
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myrkul
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December 27, 2012, 07:16:42 PM |
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doomsday preppers look really stupid now.
Preppers look no more or less stupid now than they did on Dec 20th. The panickers, however, the morons who rushed out and bought two cases of toilet paper last week, well, they look just as stupid as they did at the end of 1999. |
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December 27, 2012, 08:42:36 PM |
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I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
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Third Way
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December 27, 2012, 10:13:43 PM |
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I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? |
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myrkul
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December 27, 2012, 10:51:04 PM |
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I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. |
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John (John K.)
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December 28, 2012, 02:02:46 AM |
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I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell. |
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myrkul
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December 28, 2012, 02:21:52 AM |
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I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to learn not to rely on toilet paper to clean their assholes with.
Well what else am I gonna use? Sandpaper? That's a little more aggressive than I would advise. Maybe leaves would be a better option. Make sure you get the right ones, though. And there's always the bidet. Use moss. Everything else would leave your ass stinging like hell. That's the (shit) ticket! |
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