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Hi, I'm looking for a loan from someone who has quite a lot of bitcoin. I cannot pay you back, but I may use it to pay back the universe in any way I can. so this loan will be more like charity to the poor. If you're interested PM me. Oh yeah the loan amount is 1000 BTC. The reason I post in this section is because if I can pay you back I will so I think this is a loan with no guarantees. The reason for this is, to make guarantees I feel is a wrong thing to do. No one knows what challenges you will face in your day. Guaranteeing I can pay you back, well, just look at the global financial meltdown. Loans never work. The ones who are paid back in life are those who give from the heart, not in vain. If you don't know the difference, you cannot help me, or anyone for that matter!

Thank you.

It's called a donation then.

Anyway, move it to Off-topic.

Not true at all. Donation implies that you are giving and expecting nothing from it. I don't really like that concept. I think when you give, you should expect that there will be something coming from it, it just depends on what you're expecting.

It's not off topic AT ALL.

Are you kidding?? Are you dank or related to him?

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h428/keithh409/charliemurphy.gif

I'm not conventional. So, no, I'm not kidding.

Maybe someone will be willing, that's why I have asked. If you're not that person, there is no need to clutter up my thread with silly shit. Thanks.

I will make an effort to pay back, but I cannot make a guarantee. Is this the wrong place then? No, because I am asking for a loan, it's simply one that I cannot presently find a way to pay you back for. At least I'm not lying.

I hope you're going to share whatever drugs your on because it's probably the only way someone will GIVE you 1000 BTC.
The "silly shit" appears to be your begging for coins.

Someone will pay me 1000 BTC for sharing what drugs I'm on? Huh? What are you smoking? I doubt they will do that. Please leave my thread.

again, I will make an effort to pay back, but I cannot make a guarantee. Is this the wrong place then? No, because I am asking for a loan, it's simply one that I cannot presently find a way to pay you back for. At least I'm not lying. If I were a liar I would guarantee that I could pay you back. Truth is I CANNOT MAKE THAT GUARANTEE. I would be on drugs if I claimed I could guarantee a repayment with interest.

Please exit the forums and turn yourself in to the nearest rehab center. Do it NOW.

Sure, I always give 20.000 $ to strangers as long as they ask nicely.

How am I a scammer? What is the scam here? Idiot.

I don't do drugs you stupid faggot. Fuck off and stop fucking around with me you dumb bitch. Thanks.

loan  
/lōn/
Noun
A thing that is borrowed, esp. a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest.
https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+loan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I didn't ask for 20 dollars. The dollar sign goes in front, and you use commas not periods in the United States.

Those definitions are wrong and the illuminati / secret masonic societies or whatever sick shit is going on behind the scenes is responsible for redefining every word to mean what they want it to mean. In my world, a loan is what you think it is. In your world, you must go to your little dictionary of lies to RE-define meanings of what you should know intuitively. Freak. Get out of my thread now.

...but not to a smart ass

Go away..

John the fag is now harassing me because he is against my opinions. Some community this is, a community of parasites who criminalize thoughts. You'll get what's coming to you John, you little faggot.

Hey, come on guys, give him a chance.  I mean, he's only insulting and belittling everyone he meets.  Maybe if we give him a thousand BTC, he'll be a little nicer to us--because that's what matters in this world.  I mean, who doesn't want to help out the universe?  A thousand BTC to one guy could surely help the universe out.  What with how big and vast it is.  And not-caring for people in any way, shape, or form.

I'm afraid I'm a few bitcoin short of a thousand myself, but I wish you luck in finding the next guy with a thousand to give.

Thanks. I'm sure with your wit you will get paid off if you stay at it. Not everyone is so fortunate. You must be white.

You came in here asking for a $20k loan and gave no guarantees of repayment. You tried to use the same old Nigerian scam email wording in your first post (the guilt trip route). You then go onto to curse and call members here bitches, fags, etc. The backlash you're receiving surprises you?

Logoff and take a moment to clear your head, i'm sure you'll see the err in your ways.

1) Yes that's what I did.

2) False, there is no scheme here. I am straight out asking for what I need and specifically saying I will not be able to guarantee a repayment. There is no guilt trip, it's merely a perspective. You really need to compare the Nigerian scams with mine. They fabricate an UNTRUE story. I am saying that I will try to pay you back, but that to guarantee would be impossible because I cannot control my fate. I can only say that I will try.

3) I was harassed by trolls and I proceeded to destroy them and you're now suffering the same miserable fate.

4) I did not ask for psychological assistance, bitch. Fuck off.

Bubba Phat (see below) has your 1000 BTC. All you gotta go is go take it.

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h428/keithh409/Entertained_907844_2378769-1_zpsa7d9a5a3.jpg

You don't know math do you. 1000 X $23.70 is $23,700 not $20,000. Please fuck off you fucking imbecile.

That's exactly what I'm doing, you little bitch.

It's quite obvious that you need psychological assistance. You're way too worked up. People online disagreed with something you said, boo hoo. Come on man, how fragile are you?

Either way, it should be quite clear to you by now (hopefully) that you will not receive what you seek here.

Good luck in your ventures.

Oh come on, do you know nothing about how you make a good troll thread?

You are doing it way to fast, you have to get readers attention first and then slowly start escalating.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Freytags_pyramid.png

In this speed you will be at Climax in no time and then it's already over.

It's called funding. However, funding usually takes the form of competitive proposals and works the other way around. Anyway - you need to make clear on what you want to do with the money.

At least he tell the truth about his intention to probably not repay. Not a scammer.

Well thanks, but my intention is to repay, it's just that I hold a sentiment of uncertainty. In other words, I don't know how I will do it. How could I know? Does a baby know what he's doing when be begins crawling around/walking? If a parent expects them to know, that's a bad parent. You hope they will discover and find a rhythm, but that's all you can do is hope.

I don't care what usually happens.

It's been what an hour since I made the thread? I don't lose faith that quick. Fuck you.

This much is obvious. I am afraid under those circumstances you have to fall back to the well established practices of fraud and robbery.

Since when are you my adviser? Please kindly fuck off.

Made me think of this...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34658093.jpg

Holy shit. It's like a steroid abusing version of Dank!

He must be part of this local union as well:

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h428/keithh409/panhandler_zps8bc9715c.gif

ITT OP is a dunce who thinks telling people to fuck off will get him moneyz ::)

ITT OP has internet and is bored.

Hey  Ridge4mont,

I may be able to help you out. But with everything so risky I do not want to send such a large sum into bitcoin heaven.
So i need to ensure you have at least a working Wallet. Please send 1BTC to 1Ctv9jmigHFsy6WArxEo5NndM3oLnfAPg6
After i received the confirmation coin, i will send it back and we will talk about the loan.

BTC1,000 is $23,600.02. If someone on the forum has over $20k worth of Bitcoin, do you really expect them to give it away just like that?

Go big or go home, I suppose...

I would do it, but only in person in the Chicagoland area at a location of your choice and one copy of your photo ID. If you do pay it back, what interest rate are you paying? I want to make sure my risk is worthwhile.

This is Dank's renegade long lost brother who unfortunately lacks his brother's interpersonal skills to actually find any idiots to send him money.

Actually it's 1000 x $24.11= $24110

You know, $24.11, the current top you didn't call (see his other thread :-)

Wow - Luke-Jr, we've found you a friend.

This topic is once again, about cats!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bb8df2b59f383b45cf1b091db02f3cf/tumblr_mhncznRF3o1s4kkobo1_500.jpg

50 bitcoins, ill do whatever you want, tell me what to do for 50 btc, or whatever you want. I'll do it.

Careful what you promise, it may involve:

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h428/keithh409/bacon-scented-anal-lube_zps9c8b079b.jpg

I was going to pen, "Boy do I have a thread of you!", but I see you already found it, you perv.  ;D Anybody have a ballpoint pen they longer plan on using? I've got an idea!  ;D

EDIT: It may, or may not, need the product depicted in the post directly above this one.

Sounds like someone has an itch that needs scratching.  ;D

Now that's an insult to steroid abusers. The vast majority are cool dudes, it's only those that were broken in the first place that get broken even more by "supplementing".

PS: OP id permabanned. He's an old troll we banned some time ago.

Finally, the global janitor living up to his title.  ;D

I think we may need a Panhandler section or tag. Perhaps up the post count to solicit, beg, borrow or troll for coins.