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As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny.  The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead.  When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.

I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.

Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.

A little bit of faith can go a long way.

Mate, please relax and take some time off again.

I think he's already way too relaxed, John.

Sure give me an address.

Hahaha, you're awesome, I love you!

It went a long way for squall.

Love you too.

Jwz, I'll add to my will that squall gets a bad ass car of choice to drive to the music festival.  Better than money.

Were all equal in the long run, as we'll all be gods forever.

can i haz a vespa?

My ER-5 is a fucking deathtrap right now. I'll take a nice sensible CBR600F please. I'm not going to you poxy music concert though

Jenger, they don't have any vespas but I can still request a nearby shop that has some to send one to you. It's nice to share, people will be doing that a lot more when money is gone.

I'm just trying to get a spirit molecule before breaking through to the other side.

Bonker, they have plenty of CBRs, what color would you like?

Who will be paying at this music festival? I have to know whether to get in early for the tickets or not.

I see dank has kicked the crazy up a notch in the last few months.....

Richy, no one has to pay, since money will lose all value by the time of the concert. If you'd like, you may donate 1 BTC for a front row pass, 2 BTC for backstage with kid cudi, pink floyd and many other great musicians, or 3 BTC for a all access pass including unlimited use of all spiritual substances.

Your money will be worthless in a week or two, so might as well donate a small amount of your acquired wealth to a good cause and get a crazy experience in return.

Can't wait until I get my CBR600F!

Dude.....  stop it.

i dont get it....

The concert is happening in an alternative universe and is on scheduled.   Of course in that universe I am the Governor of TX and just have declared bitcoin as the official state currency.   

I'm about to get a yoshimura exhaust on my SV650S but if you're offering I wouldn't mind to keep it for the GSX-1000R you're getting me :-)

You've mistaken the word "sharing" for the phrase "killing and taking by force". That's what will happen when the economy completely implodes and society crumbles.

Your prediction will be worthless in a week or two. As usual.

To anyone unaware, please don't take this craziness at face value. Anything about which dank posts is likely to only occur in his head, not in the consensual reality most other forum members share.

The concert will take place on our present reality of earth.  It's part of evolution for a species to unite, fall in love and ultimately manifest heaven, we can't fight forever.

I hope humanity takes my word and chooses to focus on a peace bringing concert, I sure hope so anyways, for you won't see me again until then.

Ok organo, we can pretend the CIA and drug cartels of the world don't exist and love the status quo. We can also pretend I'm not Jesus #2, doesn't change the fact that I'm being killed to being world peace.

I don't think you made a statement to that effect.


That's a wonderful non sequitur - you had my head spinning as I attempted to interpret what you meant. Good work! It was fun.

Hey, I'm not doubting you think this is the case. But your reality is not the reality most of us share. The predictions you think will come to pass and the truths you think are true in your own personal reality will not carry over into the reality shared by the rest of us.

My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc. I'd hate for a new forum member to send you 3 btc, not get a motorbike, and then try to demand you get a double scammer tag.

Thank you, he almost got me.

You're like squidward in a delicious spongebob thread.

We all share a collective reality.  I've talked to Masonic people from a wealthy family that new exactly who I was and my crucifixion.  You can pretend we'll live in this bubble of a society forever, that we can squindle away earths finite resources infinitely, but at the end of the day, those hells angels and Mexican cartels that have been circling my friends house for two months will make a move.

In the end, I'll still be proven right.  I'm just seeking someone who understands history enough to believe in what I say and maybe share a small bit of their wealth with someone that shared everything they physically had, just to teach people to believe.

Jesus was a spiritual ass dude that found himshelf on shrooms, I'm just a kid that subconsciously followed his path.

Besides, I don't see anybody else stepping up with the answers to eternal life and heaven on earth, willing to die for it.

Squindle is a word?

Dank have you been sipping on that ayahuasca again?

I wish, it was the most tribal experience I've had.

As far as getting a bike is concerned, it makes sense. If they made a monetary gain rather than nothing, they'd still be happy to receive some money beforehand.  I've already talked to these Motomax people at least 5 times. They've noticed business slowing down, they realize I may be right and I'm sure they would share some cool bikes with my friends when I die and money is gone.

It's a matter of having faith. Even squall will get everything and more back.

I knew this would be awesome when I read the first line!

Dank sounds like one of those cultists that drank the kool-aid at Heaven's Gate.

OP is plausible as hell, all you haters just jealous because you can't ride motorbikes!

Due to an apparent anomaly in the space-time continuum, my motorcycle arrived this morning. The problem is that it's red instead of blue. How do I go about rectifying this? Do I have to wait for the warranty to become valid?

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

I hope Squall finds you, dank :)

And I have no need for motorcycles from you, my NX650 is enough for my needs.

stop giving this kid attention ffs.  His ego is out of control to the point where he thinks hes Jesus.  By posting in his threads you are only feeding his ego even more. (yes, I realize i'm posting in his thread but I think it needed to be said).

Not quite the kind of erection I was thinking of, actually.

Judge me as you wish, I know it can be hard to accept that there's more to life than you once perceived.  I'll still be killed for you to prove I'm right and we'll still throw a million person concert when I'm proven right.

That's what you guys need right? Physical proof that I speak truth, that anything is possible.  How could you believe in eternal life if someone didn't resurrect from death?

Dank, sorry, but I meant the offer. The thing is though, my friend offered me one for 2.5 BTC. Sorry to get your hopes up.

I think he missed the joke

I really don't speak english... is this for real? ???

I give you my word.  A small donation will get you a motorcycle directly after my death, can't be long, I'm running out of resources.

Stop begging for money tard.  Don't you have any shame?

Why would I feel shame for asking for support in a noble cause?

This is why I'm glad we have a scammer tag. Some of these sociopaths really don't have any concept of shame.

You see that big red scammer tag above his name? That should tell you everything you need to know.

How can one put a label on another being and disregard the entirety of their life experiences?  Look at the big picture, not the mistakes humans are destined to have.

Dude, go pay squall back the money you stole from him and stop being an insufferable prick.

How?  Getting a job?  Would you prefer I get a job, pay back squall after months and then bring heaven to earth, or would you prefer we bring heaven to earth now?

A little faith will go a long way.

Squall isn't here anymore because of people like you, and I'd prefer you get a job and work.

Not because people like me.  Because concepts like money.  I'm just a kid that grew up into a capitalistic society and tried to get by, I now realize the inherent flaw of transacting in a world where everyone's best interest is to be greedy.

Everything comes around to you, squall will get his.

TL;DR.  dank has stopped taking his meds and wants money to buy drugs.

Take your fucking meds, Sean.

Yes, you fucking idiot. Get a job and earn your keep like every other adult. You are not a special and unique snowflake, you are an asshole who steals from people who trust you. Fucking A, man, grow up.

Nearly all jobs work by stealing earth's resources, besides playing music, what job creates rather than destroys?

If everybody just listened and had this music festival, we could do anything.  Everyone could be a rockstar and everyone can have a Lamborghini, we just need to learn to create these in our mind rather than from earth.  Yes, they'll still exist, everything physical right now is still manifested in your mind.

You may not see it now, but you will be thankful I didn't make you wait a few more months in this lower frequency reality (hell).

We should throw a huge concert in Bill Hicks honor, Maybe we can resurrect him from the grave, America needs him now more than ever.

If we all had Lambos the cost of gas would shoot up, and what oil remains would get raped within a quarter or two.

Many jobs don't affect the world's ressources, but they also require that you get a minimum of education or training, and that you stop being a lazy stoner looser.

You've never experienced a void in physical possibilities.  I drove down the highway on 60 hits of liquid lsd and formed a bubble of positive energy strong enough to run my car soley off consciousness.  I was driving 120-140 mph with no gas for the longest time.  Believe it or not, the government has similar knowledge on consciousness powered technology.

If earth was all loving energy, like it was with my two friends in my 540, we can defy impossibilities.

We have the capability to create infinite lamborghinis from conscious energy.  We don't need to take from earth, chemistry is the death of earth, death of self.

http://www.saratogian.com/articles/2013/03/14/news/doc5142474a06af0108838299.txt

any relation?

As someone whose ears and speakers were destroyed listening to you play, I beg to differ.

How much does this mental patient owe Squal?

Your word has been proven so far to be so awful, that you ended up having to put up your soul, which you later claimed could not be released. Do you even read what you write or do you just hop on here and type whatever mental diarrhea comes to mind whenever you're looking for a fix?

After the music festival, that wouldn't be impossible.  There's negativity on earth right now.