Motorcycle of your choice - 3 BTC

[dank]

i dont get it....

The concert is happening in an alternative universe and is on scheduled.   Of course in that universe I am the Governor of TX and just have declared bitcoin as the official state currency.   

The concert will take place on our present reality of earth.  It's part of evolution for a species to unite, fall in love and ultimately manifest heaven, we can't fight forever.

Jenger, they don't have any vespas but I can still request a nearby shop that has some to send one to you. It's nice to share, people will be doing that a lot more when money is gone.

I'm just trying to get a spirit molecule before breaking through to the other side.

Bonker, they have plenty of CBRs, what color would you like?

You've mistaken the word "sharing" for the phrase "killing and taking by force". That's what will happen when the economy completely implodes and society crumbles.

I hope humanity takes my word and chooses to focus on a peace bringing concert, I sure hope so anyways, for you won't see me again until then.

Ok organo, we can pretend the CIA and drug cartels of the world don't exist and love the status quo. We can also pretend I'm not Jesus #2, doesn't change the fact that I'm being killed to being world peace.

[organofcorti]

Ok organo, we can pretend the CIA and drug cartels of the world don't exist and love the status quo.

I don't think you made a statement to that effect.

We can also pretend I'm not Jesus #2, doesn't change the fact that I'm being killed to being world peace.

That's a wonderful non sequitur - you had my head spinning as I attempted to interpret what you meant. Good work! It was fun.

Hey, I'm not doubting you think this is the case. But your reality is not the reality most of us share. The predictions you think will come to pass and the truths you think are true in your own personal reality will not carry over into the reality shared by the rest of us.

My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc. I'd hate for a new forum member to send you 3 btc, not get a motorbike, and then try to demand you get a double scammer tag.

[davout]

My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc.

Thank you, he almost got me.

You're like squidward in a delicious spongebob thread.

[dank]

We all share a collective reality.  I've talked to Masonic people from a wealthy family that new exactly who I was and my crucifixion.  You can pretend we'll live in this bubble of a society forever, that we can squindle away earths finite resources infinitely, but at the end of the day, those hells angels and Mexican cartels that have been circling my friends house for two months will make a move.

In the end, I'll still be proven right.  I'm just seeking someone who understands history enough to believe in what I say and maybe share a small bit of their wealth with someone that shared everything they physically had, just to teach people to believe.

Jesus was a spiritual ass dude that found himshelf on shrooms, I'm just a kid that subconsciously followed his path.

Besides, I don't see anybody else stepping up with the answers to eternal life and heaven on earth, willing to die for it.

[organofcorti]

Squindle is a word?

[Jenger]

Dank have you been sipping on that ayahuasca again?

[dank]

I wish, it was the most tribal experience I've had.

As far as getting a bike is concerned, it makes sense. If they made a monetary gain rather than nothing, they'd still be happy to receive some money beforehand.  I've already talked to these Motomax people at least 5 times. They've noticed business slowing down, they realize I may be right and I'm sure they would share some cool bikes with my friends when I die and money is gone.

It's a matter of having faith. Even squall will get everything and more back.

[RodeoX]

As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me.
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I knew this would be awesome when I read the first line!

[smracer]

Dank sounds like one of those cultists that drank the kool-aid at Heaven's Gate.

[bonker]

My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc. I'd hate for a new forum member to send you 3 btc, not get a motorbike, and then try to demand you get a double scammer tag.

OP is plausible as hell, all you haters just jealous because you can't ride motorbikes!

[Richy_T]

Due to an apparent anomaly in the space-time continuum, my motorcycle arrived this morning. The problem is that it's red instead of blue. How do I go about rectifying this? Do I have to wait for the warranty to become valid?

[skilo]

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

[organofcorti]

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

[skilo]

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

[malevolent]

I hope Squall finds you, dank

And I have no need for motorcycles from you, my NX650 is enough for my needs.

[kentrolla]

stop giving this kid attention ffs.  His ego is out of control to the point where he thinks hes Jesus.  By posting in his threads you are only feeding his ego even more. (yes, I realize i'm posting in his thread but I think it needed to be said).

[organofcorti]

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

Not quite the kind of erection I was thinking of, actually.

[dank]

Judge me as you wish, I know it can be hard to accept that there's more to life than you once perceived.  I'll still be killed for you to prove I'm right and we'll still throw a million person concert when I'm proven right.

That's what you guys need right? Physical proof that I speak truth, that anything is possible.  How could you believe in eternal life if someone didn't resurrect from death?

[Bowjob]

Dank, sorry, but I meant the offer. The thing is though, my friend offered me one for 2.5 BTC. Sorry to get your hopes up.

[cancis]

For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

I think he missed the joke