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I'm selling my soul.

Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum.

So here's how it'll work.
If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like.
Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul.
So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1.

If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address.
Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message.

Here is a sample certificate:


I do hope there is interest in this enterprise.

How do we know that you're not a lost soul? ???

How do we know you are not a ginger?

What's your karma like?

He uses Microsoft word. No confirmation necessary  ;D

sorry I only pay for souls in person with 13 pieces of silver

Are you an alcoholic?  Your nose looks like you're an alcoholic. Will your soul drink all of my good and expensive wines?

How do we know that you haven't already sold it to the devil?

No double spending allowed here!  ;D

When's the sell by date for you soul? Everything has a sell by date  :-\

Fraction? I'm selling my WHOLE soul. Make an offer.

Kid...please be careful..this is probably one of those things that you will look back on in a few years and DEEPLY regret.


(as a parent if I found out my kid was doing this....)

No offers till now so i bid 0.0005 btc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul)

So what exactly is a unit of your soul? I want to bask in your early childhood innocence, not bear witness to hundreds of hours smacking it to internet porn. I don't just want some random part, I want the tasty parts.

What about .001 of the coin?

Someone needs to come up with jobs for kids under 16 to do online...give them something to do!

Are you an idiot? A soul is undivisible.


No timestamp


Then, why should I buy your useless soul?



My offer is 10 satoshis.

Oh man, you don't wanna do this!

I remember the day I've sold my soul to some tanned guy with a perfect (almost shining) white teeth and curly black hair darker than the dark at the bottom of the deepest well you've ever seen.

It was a rainy day in Boston (surprisingly). My first day in the city and one of my first days in the US altogether. I've decided goin' out hittin' some bars would be my best shot if I really wanted to get to know the city - its people, its spirit. I could go on and on, talking about how much fun I've had solely listening to the locals' funny accent (like one guy tellin' his buddy he's lost his "kha-kis", explained here: http://[Suspicious link removed]/10cC7SI )

So anyway, I ended up in this bar right next to the Bank of America Pavilion. Could smell the sea in the air, hear the flock of seagulls (luckily enough not the terrible 80's band, but actual seagulls) and the whiskey wasn't bad either.
To cut a long story short, it was almost 4am and after a long night spent in a lot of local bars, I've inevitably run out of cash. That's when I was innerly reconciled with the fact my night was over and I should head back to my hotel room.

No, not that night! I swear I could smell sulphur when I suddenly saw this slippery guy standing right next to me. Little did I know it was the Devil himself! Offering me one last shot of anything I please on his own tap if I sell him my soul. Of course I accepted, I've never thought soul could possibly have any monetary value, it's just some imaginary thing, right? Bollocks! He didn't even need any nice-lookin' certificate like you're offering, he just made me say out loud some words in latin I don't remember anymore. And that was the moment when I lost my soul for good.

Not only did I puke and couldn't eat anything for the next 2 days, suffering from terrible headaches and insomnia. My gf broke up with me because I was supposedly dancing and flirting with other girls that night (I don't remember doin' that, nor would I ever have, I'm not that kind of a guy. Must have been the Devil's work, dammit!).
I've also had a car accident on my way back to NYC only to find my appartment was robbed while I was gone. My whole life just started to spiral downwards and now I see you tryin' to sell your soul for pretty much the same price I did (one shot of Jack Daniels). The least I can do is warn you...

Runescape mining

Sell me your

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Solea_solea_1.jpg/250px-Solea_solea_1.jpg

Or your

http://www.5starweddingdirectory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/custom-made-shoe-sole.jpg

Or even your

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVlIZbEGZ3wyMZ4MmINL3syY4NHF85dIg2bQG6Wm4z0AXjhlwglg

But not interested in your soul.

But I'll take a

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGHMkrx0Vkqjtg2fQaOB3im1hkjgTGJVjxJhh_ud-99qdaUcdP

A unit is a variable fraction of my soul. Its value is constant based on how much you assign it, but the actual percentage of my soul it represents changes over time depending on the total value of all units bought. The percentage of my soul you own is the value of the unit you own as a percentage of the total value of all units bought.
You are buying a fraction of my soul in all moments of time, you do not get a specific section of it at a specific time.

You want to make an offer for 0.001 BTC?

Is this not a viable, innovative venture?

Firstly, if you believe a soul is indivisible, then think of this as buying a share in the ownership of my soul.
No, there is not a time stamp. The photo, however, is fairly recent. While I have no proof, i assure you of it.
My soul may not be considered useless to others, just to me from an ideological perspective.
As for your offer, I shall pm you an address as soon as I get on my laptop.

While I find your story highly entertaining, I am comfortable in my decision.

Is this what the typical bitcoin user look like? If so I am definitely barking up the wrong tree. On the plus side, it looks like our young generation is going to manage financially well after all. That myth of us passing down our debt to our children is now busted.

Maria 2.0

PS. Go to church Kid

I really do not care for your patronizing tone. I am an atheist, I detest church.

LMFAO !! CANT STOP LAUGHING !!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

QFT

Am I allowed to crosspost this outside of the Newbie forum, in Securities under Marketplace?

You are welcome :D

This is a young mark zuckerberg I knew it

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ef24cn.jpg------->

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg/220px-Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg

I thought Zuckerberg was the guy who buys souls. ???

Maybe they're soul speculators! 8) Souls are high, sell sell sell!

Oh stop it you :3

They did already. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_per_click

Eh, PPC doesn't really work for me. Whereas I supposedly have this soul lying around which I don't really need, and...well......

Damn that rainman Zuckerberg! Travelling back in time to plant the seeds of his soul into the unknowing. We're already all on Facebook! Is that not enough to quench your insatiable thirst for our information?

Since you're under 18, your soul, your ass and your whole self belong to your parents, you have no property rights over your persona yet.
Sorry, get emancipated and then I might consider it.

Try on ebay, if you can find a buyer for a pet rock, you can sell anything  :-X

lol this topic made me laugh

does your soul do laundry or dishes?
can it make me a sammich?

Then you are a scammer, you are selling your entire soul to some users and a fraction to others. I think I'm going to keep my precious 10 satoshis,  probably you have sold your soul before and/or you´ll re-sell it in the future.

I will buy your soul for 1 BTC as a whole. This is not a joke. I want a proof of ownership not just a silly certificate.
I Request HD pics of a permanent tattoo with "Property of Lophie". It must be real and not washable. We can tell the difference. Also it must be on a usually visible area.

Deal?

this is relevant to my interest

It would be an interesting conversation opener. "Bitcoin made me so rich that I bought someone's soul and branded my name on his skin!"  :D

Can I at least tell people that "Bitcoin made me so rich that I made someone consider selling me his soul and brand my name on his skin for some!"?  8)

Are you doing it like Stocks/ishares?

https://sapphocentric.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/puppetmaster1.gif

you are in the wrong place, souls are bought and sold at soulXchange. google it to the correct url.

is it transferable after the sale?

And, are you offering a real soul? is there such a thing? and if so, prove it. SoulBucks is about all any soul is worth.