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I'm selling my soul. Of course, I don't want to sell it to a single proprietor. I want to sell it to as many people who want it, be it only a handful of people or the entire forum. So here's how it'll work. If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like. Then, the fraction of my soul which you own shall be the percentage you have paid for units of my soul out of the total sum paid for units of my soul. So, if you buy a unit of my soul for 0.01 BTC, and the total amount including your contribution is 1 BTC, you will own 1% of my soul, because 0.01 is 1% of 1. If you are interested, message me, and I'll provide you with an address. Once I receive the money, I shall send you a record and certificate of purchase as an attachment in a message. Here is a sample certificate: I do hope there is interest in this enterprise.
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March 26, 2013, 04:23:14 PM |
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How do we know that you're not a lost soul? ![Huh](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
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March 26, 2013, 04:24:44 PM |
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How do we know you are not a ginger?
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BadBear
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March 26, 2013, 04:26:01 PM |
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What's your karma like?
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March 26, 2013, 04:26:10 PM |
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How do we know that you're not a lost soul? ![Huh](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/huh.gif) He uses Microsoft word. No confirmation necessary ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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March 26, 2013, 04:39:17 PM |
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sorry I only pay for souls in person with 13 pieces of silver
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March 26, 2013, 04:48:43 PM |
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Are you an alcoholic? Your nose looks like you're an alcoholic. Will your soul drink all of my good and expensive wines?
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March 26, 2013, 04:51:48 PM |
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How do we know that you haven't already sold it to the devil? No double spending allowed here! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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March 26, 2013, 04:54:00 PM |
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When's the sell by date for you soul? Everything has a sell by date ![Undecided](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/undecided.gif)
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March 26, 2013, 04:54:29 PM |
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Fraction? I'm selling my WHOLE soul. Make an offer.
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March 26, 2013, 04:58:13 PM |
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Kid...please be careful..this is probably one of those things that you will look back on in a few years and DEEPLY regret.
(as a parent if I found out my kid was doing this....)
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March 26, 2013, 06:20:12 PM |
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No offers till now so i bid 0.0005 btc
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March 26, 2013, 10:06:24 PM |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_SoulBart attempts to get his soul back from Milhouse, who refuses to return it for less than $50. That night, Bart has a nightmare about being the only child in Springfield who does not have a soul. Lisa taunts Bart with a dinnertime prayer leading him to make a desperate, all-out attempt to get the piece of paper back. Bart crosses town to where Milhouse and his parents are staying with his grandmother while their house is being fumigated. The visit turns out to be fruitless; Milhouse had traded the paper to Comic Book Guy at the Android's Dungeon. A frustrated Bart spends the rest of the night camped out in front of the Android's Dungeon in order to be at the shop when it opens.
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March 27, 2013, 01:04:27 AM |
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So what exactly is a unit of your soul? I want to bask in your early childhood innocence, not bear witness to hundreds of hours smacking it to internet porn. I don't just want some random part, I want the tasty parts.
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March 27, 2013, 01:18:16 AM |
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What about .001 of the coin?
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March 27, 2013, 01:54:18 AM |
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Someone needs to come up with jobs for kids under 16 to do online...give them something to do!
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March 27, 2013, 02:07:12 AM |
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If you wish to buy my soul, you buy a unit of it, for whatever price you like.
Are you an idiot? A soul is undivisible. Here is photograph of self. ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi50.tinypic.com%2F2ef24cn.jpg&t=665&c=bTMeWcNXEbBxgw) As you can see, I have fair brown hair. There is no trace of the ginger gene in my genome. No timestamp I understand your concerns, but I genuinely believe a soul is just overglorified conciousness. I'm doing this both for the money and for the ideological demonstration that a person can still be morally, intellectually and cognitively fulfilled without a soul, which I shall explain if this comes back to haunt me.
Then, why should I buy your useless soul? My offer is 10 satoshis.
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March 27, 2013, 02:58:46 AM |
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Oh man, you don't wanna do this!
I remember the day I've sold my soul to some tanned guy with a perfect (almost shining) white teeth and curly black hair darker than the dark at the bottom of the deepest well you've ever seen.
It was a rainy day in Boston (surprisingly). My first day in the city and one of my first days in the US altogether. I've decided goin' out hittin' some bars would be my best shot if I really wanted to get to know the city - its people, its spirit. I could go on and on, talking about how much fun I've had solely listening to the locals' funny accent (like one guy tellin' his buddy he's lost his "kha-kis", explained here: http://[Suspicious link removed]/10cC7SI )
So anyway, I ended up in this bar right next to the Bank of America Pavilion. Could smell the sea in the air, hear the flock of seagulls (luckily enough not the terrible 80's band, but actual seagulls) and the whiskey wasn't bad either. To cut a long story short, it was almost 4am and after a long night spent in a lot of local bars, I've inevitably run out of cash. That's when I was innerly reconciled with the fact my night was over and I should head back to my hotel room.
No, not that night! I swear I could smell sulphur when I suddenly saw this slippery guy standing right next to me. Little did I know it was the Devil himself! Offering me one last shot of anything I please on his own tap if I sell him my soul. Of course I accepted, I've never thought soul could possibly have any monetary value, it's just some imaginary thing, right? Bollocks! He didn't even need any nice-lookin' certificate like you're offering, he just made me say out loud some words in latin I don't remember anymore. And that was the moment when I lost my soul for good.
Not only did I puke and couldn't eat anything for the next 2 days, suffering from terrible headaches and insomnia. My gf broke up with me because I was supposedly dancing and flirting with other girls that night (I don't remember doin' that, nor would I ever have, I'm not that kind of a guy. Must have been the Devil's work, dammit!). I've also had a car accident on my way back to NYC only to find my appartment was robbed while I was gone. My whole life just started to spiral downwards and now I see you tryin' to sell your soul for pretty much the same price I did (one shot of Jack Daniels). The least I can do is warn you...
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March 27, 2013, 03:07:31 AM |
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Someone needs to come up with jobs for kids under 16 to do online...give them something to do!
Runescape mining
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March 27, 2013, 03:53:43 AM |
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Sell me your ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fc%2Fcd%2FSolea_solea_1.jpg%2F250px-Solea_solea_1.jpg&t=665&c=FYXr8D9wMyieGQ) Or your ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.5starweddingdirectory.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fcustom-made-shoe-sole.jpg&t=665&c=i-_UkHZ7Nikatw) Or even your But not interested in your soul.But I'll take a ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQGHMkrx0Vkqjtg2fQaOB3im1hkjgTGJVjxJhh_ud-99qdaUcdP&t=665&c=5zWC9JZfXjLmgQ)
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