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Title: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: Spoetnik on September 04, 2016, 10:44:18 AM THE FUTURE IS HERE WOMEN !
I won't ask where you men decide to put it ;) This alarm clock wakes you up to a mind-blowing sensation 'down there' (http://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--this-alarm-clock-wakes-you-up-to-a-mind-blowing-sensation-down-there) https://www.neowin.net/images/uploaded/2016/09/1472810836_little_rooster_pink_hero_buy_1024x1024_story.jpg Yes that's right ladies you can now set the alarm and have it flick your bean for you on demand. Your requests have finally been answered ! Enjoy ;) Quote Probably hearing that alarm clock when you wake up in the morning is just one of the worst things ever as soon as you start your day. Not only it is annoying, but it's also an unwelcome reminder that you have to get yourself out of bed, and get on with the day. But what if you could wake up in the morning to a mind-blowing frenzy? An alarm clock called Little Rooster aims to make your mornings feel so much better, by helping you achieve just that. The Little Rooster, is a sex toy designed as an alarm clock, as the name implies. The device has 27 levels of 'ultra quiet' levels of peaking intensity, as well as three loud ones, for those who are deep sleepers. To use it, a lady has to wear the device inside her underwear. The device will start stimulating the person's sensitive parts down there five minutes before the alarm time. With this, once it reaches the set alarm time, the user will climax, leading to a truly awakening feeling. However, as YourTango puts it, some might even stay in bed longer just to continue enjoying the sensations. While the device is obviously designed for women, we kind of think it should not necessarily just be limited for the ladies' enjoyment and pleasure. The Little Rooster costs £69.00 ($92) for those who are interested in purchasing a unit for their next sleepytime. Delivery within the United States and United Kingdom is free, while it will set back £7 those who are not in these destinations. You can visit the Little Rooster store by clicking on the source link below. http://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--this-alarm-clock-wakes-you-up-to-a-mind-blowing-sensation-down-there http://www.littleroosterstore.com/products/little-rooster http://www.yourtango.com/2016294633/alarm-clock-sex-toy-will-wake-you-up-orgasm Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: onlinedragon on September 04, 2016, 11:00:38 AM The design don't look really comfortable why they didn't make the screen separate to it. Think that when they come with a design like the vibration eggs they will sell way more. https://i.imgur.com/j72t68X.jpg
Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: Spoetnik on September 07, 2016, 01:54:35 AM Ya or maybe a plugin for one of those smart watches etc.
Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: protokol on September 07, 2016, 03:16:27 AM Quote The Little Rooster costs £69.00 ($92) What a rip off. Ladies of BCT, I will offer my services to you for a fraction of the price. For the small fee of only £29 per year I will personally creep into your room every morning, at the time of your choosing, and proceed to fingerbang you until you awake, fresh as a daisy and ready for a productive day ahead! I will even offer to supervise the making of your breakfast (Unfortunately I can't actually make breakfast, my fingers will be sticky and unsuitable for culinary activities). Please contact me at fuzzy_clam_buzzer@cunnilingdingdingdingus.com Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: rohmanbagol on September 07, 2016, 07:08:42 AM worth to try
im telling my wife to look at this Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: otrkid70 on September 07, 2016, 09:55:37 AM I don't think they will sell many of these due to the fact that it would uncomfortable at night wearing it.
Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: Spoetnik on September 07, 2016, 11:49:16 AM Be careful protokol some MEN may call you LOL
They DO use those sex devices for women too. But.. You have a new career / business now :) All those years of playing Fruit-Ninja is going to pay off ..tap & swipe ! In case you guys are feeling left out and don't want to put women's sex toys in your bum ? I present to you the Vajankle ! http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vajankle-1.jpg Admit it guys you always fantasized about fucking a severed foot ;) Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 07, 2016, 05:33:28 PM Quote The Little Rooster costs £69.00 ($92) What a rip off. Ladies of BCT, I will offer my services to you for a fraction of the price. For the small fee of only £29 per year I will personally creep into your room every morning, at the time of your choosing, and proceed to fingerbang you until you awake, fresh as a daisy and ready for a productive day ahead! I will even offer to supervise the making of your breakfast (Unfortunately I can't actually make breakfast, my fingers will be sticky and unsuitable for culinary activities). Please contact me at fuzzy_clam_buzzer@cunnilingdingdingdingus.com Let's team up. While you're fingering, I'll watch and masturbate. Afterward, I'll watch my hands and cook breakfast for all three of us. On a side note, let's invent a Johnson Alarm Clock (JAC) for us guys to slowly awake us from slumber. We can even give it a voice. I'm thinkin' Siri with the Star Trek computer voice, and for those who swing on a different vine, HAL, as in: Goodmorning, David. Hope you slept well. It's almost time to get up and start your day, but first ... Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: otrkid70 on September 08, 2016, 12:34:38 PM Be careful protokol some MEN may call you LOL They DO use those sex devices for women too. But.. You have a new career / business now :) All those years of playing Fruit-Ninja is going to pay off ..tap & swipe ! In case you guys are feeling left out and don't want to put women's sex toys in your bum ? I present to you the Vajankle ! http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vajankle-1.jpg Admit it guys you always fantasized about fucking a severed foot ;) That picture is disturbing. lol Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 09, 2016, 03:23:58 PM Be careful protokol some MEN may call you LOL They DO use those sex devices for women too. But.. You have a new career / business now :) All those years of playing Fruit-Ninja is going to pay off ..tap & swipe ! In case you guys are feeling left out and don't want to put women's sex toys in your bum ? I present to you the Vajankle ! http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vajankle-1.jpg Admit it guys you always fantasized about fucking a severed foot ;) She upped and died. Upped and died. But her ankle still plays. Mrs. Vajankle Mrs. Vajankle Dance Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: xhomerx10 on November 17, 2016, 03:41:11 AM ^That there brings an entirely new meaning to the word pussyfoot.
Title: Re: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation Post by: ZACHM on November 17, 2016, 05:07:09 AM On a side note, let's invent a Johnson Alarm Clock (JAC) for us guys to slowly awake us from slumber. We can even give it a voice. I'm thinkin' Siri with the Star Trek computer voice, and for those who swing on a different vine, HAL, as in: Goodmorning, David. Hope you slept well. It's almost time to get up and start your day, but first ... Along the same lines: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nptdreamer/npt-lucid-dreamer?ref=nav_search |
