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Title: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on February 02, 2017, 01:47:45 AM
http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-blockstream-greg-maxwell-blockchain-uncontrollable-noun/


Any questions?

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Beard-AMISH2.jpg
"With Brother Maxwell firmly in place, we'll soon control the world's money supply."


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2017, 03:22:47 AM
It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend. ;)


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: adidas on February 02, 2017, 06:53:30 AM
It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend. ;)


Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: Spoetnik on February 02, 2017, 07:05:24 AM
Are you worried they will see this and come after you Gamow ?


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2017, 01:11:12 PM
It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend. ;)


Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.

 Mine was a satirical post but here are a couple of salient points:

2) Greg Maxell is not Amish.
1) The Amish are not polygamists.


 Edit: sorry to rain on your otherwise humorous thread Gleb.


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: lokomotive on February 02, 2017, 02:43:36 PM
Hipster Amishes


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: pixie85 on February 02, 2017, 05:52:32 PM
It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend. ;)


Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.

 Mine was a satirical post but here are a couple of salient points:

2) Greg Maxell is not Amish.
1) The Amish are not polygamists.


 Edit: sorry to rain on your otherwise humorous thread Gleb.

Comparing points 1 and 2 with your previous statement about beards I come to a conclusion that Greg is missing out. ;)


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: swogerino on February 02, 2017, 07:25:53 PM
Hipster Amishes
They consider owning the first gen ipod as hipster and the talk of their village.

Remember they were against technology but am now coming out of their shell and embracing it instead of banishing it from their humble lifestyle.


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: Hydrogen on February 02, 2017, 08:06:28 PM
In a few years, the amish will look like this.

http://i65.tinypic.com/10qe4gg.jpg


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2017, 08:17:40 PM
OmG,  did that guy just shit out a car?!


Title: Re: The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!
Post by: cosmicblue on February 06, 2017, 12:31:20 PM
In the great words of Weird-Al Yankovic..
In an Amish paradise!

He was shown before the Super bowl on the couch with his dad! ;D
So he is still alive! :D