|
Title: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection (1st Batch Now Available) Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 05:02:51 PM (Update: The first batch of 20 Condoms is now stocked and ready for sale!)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192472.msg1993898#msg1993898 http://imageshack.us/a/img687/8648/ogp3401.jpg - - - - - - - - - - - (Original Post) May I present to you Bitcoin condoms, the first and original Bitcoin condom collection. http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/110/2/e/bitcoin_condoms_owenprescott_by_architekogp-d62dc9b.jpg http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/110/a/3/bitcoin_condoms02_owenprescott_by_architekogp-d62dcr1.jpg Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: Joshster on April 20, 2013, 05:04:12 PM Are they real, haha.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 05:26:05 PM Fast
Safe Secure* ROFL! I love it! I think you might need an asterisk after that though. Just to cover your ass from all the types that don't know how to use them! Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 05:43:23 PM :P Maybe condoms are a good way to trade Bitcoins, the government cant exactly say condoms are bad and must be banned lol.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: qwk on April 20, 2013, 05:53:21 PM Always carry one in your wallet!
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: romerun on April 20, 2013, 05:57:46 PM peer-to-peer :o
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: Merralea on April 20, 2013, 06:16:10 PM You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now.
Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where? Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 06:19:25 PM Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 06:34:52 PM You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now. Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where? Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is. I have most of the equipment ready to start printing Bitcoin merchandise and although this was done in humor I could create these too lol. If people actually want a pack of Bitcoin condoms then let me know in the comments, naturally I cannot sell each unit for much so I would need to enough bulk demand to make them worthwhile printing. They would certainly be fun to own, if I get a small amount of interest I could always create a small set of limited editions at a collectors price ;). All I would need to do is stock some blank packs, obviously from a reputable manufacturer. *I will not be accepting any responsibility for babies lol* Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 06:44:57 PM You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now. Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where? Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is. I have most of the equipment ready to start printing Bitcoin merchandise and although this was done in humor I could create these too lol. If people actually want a pack of Bitcoin condoms then let me know in the comments, naturally I cannot sell each unit for much so I would need to enough bulk demand to make them worthwhile printing. They would certainly be fun to own, if I get a small amount of interest I could always create a small set of limited editions at a collectors price ;). All I would need to do is stock some blank packs, obviously from a reputable manufacturer. *I will not be accepting any responsibility for babies lol* Yeah, that's why I suggested the asterisk haha. You could call them BitCoindoms! You heard it here first folks! Tips may be sent to address below! Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: mc_lovin on April 20, 2013, 06:51:21 PM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working!
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 06:53:27 PM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working! You need to download the Bitcoin client then! Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 06:59:43 PM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working! So who is on the list then? 1. 2. 3. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 07:15:16 PM It's interesting to me on a novelty level. I would of course need to know more info first.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: skull88 on April 20, 2013, 07:23:00 PM lol @ bitcoindoms
I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 07:26:44 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 07:32:06 PM It's interesting to me on a novelty level. I would of course need to know more info first. In terms of the list, that is just to help me get an idea of how many people might want a pack if I create them so I am not taking in orders or anything, these would likely be better for the novelty value as you say. I have a website that will go live once I have stocked all my printing equipment so I could manufacture them before May providing I can get the item stock in by then. More details will be available once I have worked out costs and release my Bitcoin website. If I know 50 people like the idea and want some, then I will print out around 30 and release them in batches. Other items are already planned too. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 07:33:31 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight. By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too. :) Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 07:41:28 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight. By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too. :) Easily solved. The ones with the Bitcoin logo on them could be called Bitcoindoms. Maybe especially the studded types. The ultra thin condoms could be called Litecoindoms. Empty packages for family planning could be the FreiCoindoms, BBQ flavored, BBQCoindoms, etc. LOL Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 07:50:22 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight. By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too. :) Easily solved. The ones with the Bitcoin logo on them could be called Bitcoindoms. Maybe especially the studded types. The ultra thin condoms could be called Litecoindoms. Empty packages for family planning could be the FreiCoindoms, BBQ flavored, BBQCoindoms, etc. LOL I thought about Litecoin being a lighter version, I like the BBQ coin flavored condom idea too lol. I also created a BFL protection pack design especially for all those who BFL has used. It seems cryptography and Condoms make for a harmonious combination... I will never look at digital coins in the same way ever again. :( http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/110/4/7/bitcoin_condo3ms_owenprescott_by_architekogp-d62dwob.jpg Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 07:53:53 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight. By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too. :) Easily solved. The ones with the Bitcoin logo on them could be called Bitcoindoms. Maybe especially the studded types. The ultra thin condoms could be called Litecoindoms. Empty packages for family planning could be the FreiCoindoms, BBQ flavored, BBQCoindoms, etc. LOL I thought about Litecoin being a lighter version, I like the BBQ coin flavored condom idea too lol. I also created a BFL protection pack design especially for all those who BFL has used. It seems cryptography and Condoms make for a harmonious combination... I will never look at digital coins in the same way ever again. :( http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/110/4/7/bitcoin_condo3ms_owenprescott_by_architekogp-d62dwob.jpg Sounds like you have first hand experience? :( From what I have read of others' experiences, I would probably expect more explicit splattered type artwork on that wrapper. D: Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: BookofNick on April 20, 2013, 07:57:22 PM ...and like all condoms, you can't double-spend...
...protects against 51% ovarian attacks... ...you CAN carry this one in your wallet... ...software for your mining hardware... ...slip it on your Gox... ...oh God, I think I'm about release a block... ...okay I'm done... ;D Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 07:59:36 PM ...and like all condoms, you can't double-spend... ...protects against 51% ovarian attacks... ...you CAN carry this one in your wallet... ...software for your mining hardware... ...slip it on your Gox... ...oh God, I think I'm about release a block... ...okay I'm done... ;D You are my fuckin HERO! Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 08:00:20 PM Don't forget we need BFG edition too!
edit: Also for all the newbs crying about it all being unfair. We need a USB stick edition as well. Sorry, I was being an ass and forgot about them for a second. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Zeilap on April 20, 2013, 08:55:38 PM Bitcoin condoms - so you don't end up hard-forking your family.
or Fork safely. :D Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: batcoin on April 20, 2013, 09:04:21 PM Prevent a blockchain reaction!
Or meh? I'm gettin tired. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: Sword Smith on April 20, 2013, 09:05:20 PM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working! ROFL. Where is your tipping jar?Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 20, 2013, 09:11:25 PM "Put the growth of Bitcoin to good use, Cryptocondom your currency."
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Elwar on April 21, 2013, 10:00:36 PM Marketing condoms to Bitcoin users is like marketing protractors to football players.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 21, 2013, 11:22:31 PM Marketing condoms to Bitcoin users is like marketing protractors to football players. Bitcoin users are the Playboys of the future, girls will blush when they whip out their wallet. ;D Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Stunna on April 22, 2013, 01:42:10 AM ahahahaha very cool idea.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: sunnankar on April 22, 2013, 02:33:03 AM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working! So who is on the list then? 1. 2. 3. You should just make a bunch and list them on Amazon using the Bitpay/Fulfillment by Amazon plugin (http://bitpay.com/amazon). I think they would sell like hotcakes and you would have how much to lose at most if none sold? Could start yourself a fun little business. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: batcoin on April 22, 2013, 04:47:25 AM Bitcoin condoms - so you don't end up hard-forking your family. or Fork safely. :D "FORK ME!" ? Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 22, 2013, 09:22:40 AM I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working! So who is on the list then? 1. 2. 3. You should just make a bunch and list them on Amazon using the Bitpay/Fulfillment by Amazon plugin (http://bitpay.com/amazon). I think they would sell like hotcakes and you would have how much to lose at most if none sold? Could start yourself a fun little business. Yeah I was planning on setting up a business selling Bitcoin products anyway, which is why I have already stocked most of the equipment; I can print onto anything. Thanks for suggesting that that plugin, never heard of it before. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms Post by: MPOE-PR on April 22, 2013, 06:21:20 PM lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Ahaha. Ok, I admit this thread is pretty close to gold. @owenprescott drop by on -assets (https://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets)? Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Merralea on April 23, 2013, 03:45:47 PM Marketing condoms to Bitcoin users is like marketing protractors to football players. Sure, but it's a protractor with a picture of a football on it! Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Bitcoin Oz on April 24, 2013, 01:18:45 PM My proof of work is now in primary school :)
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: Bitcoin Oz on April 24, 2013, 01:29:31 PM Now someone needs to distribute a bitcoin condom vending machine.
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 24, 2013, 02:48:11 PM Good news, I have most of the the stuff necessary to start printing now, at the moment I only have 1 screen so I will be creating a range of T-Shirts first, I will start printing/selling the condoms soon though :P. I like the idea of someone manufacturing vending machines for them, it could be just what Bitcoin needs to get the message out public lol. Maybe offer 0.001BTC free with a code on the condom, that will make more girls notice too ha.
One has to ask, am I upgrading or am I degrading Bitcoin with CryptoCondoms? lol @ bitcoindoms I think the idea is really great :D Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho :P You can tell her it's to show her proof of work. :D Ahaha. Ok, I admit this thread is pretty close to gold. @owenprescott drop by on -assets (https://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets)? I shall "pop in, at the moment I have so much work going on that I have not had time. Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection (1st Batch Now Available) Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on May 01, 2013, 12:39:17 PM Just notifying those who might have been interested that I now have a batch avialble!
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192472.msg1993907#msg1993907 http://imageshack.us/a/img838/2408/ogp3393.jpg http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6997/ogp3395.jpg http://imageshack.us/a/img687/8648/ogp3401.jpg http://imageshack.us/a/img689/1590/ogp3408.jpg Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection (1st Batch Now Available) Post by: Kris on May 02, 2013, 12:45:44 PM I love this!, lol I would make love with this? :D
Title: Re: Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection (1st Batch Now Available) Post by: DobZombie on August 03, 2013, 01:03:10 PM owenprescott's original cryptocondom has now been added to The Bitcoin Museum (https://www.thebitcoinmuseum.com)
https://www.thebitcoinmuseum.com/ImageDrop/cryptocondom.sml.1.jpg (https://www.thebitcoinmuseum.com) https://www.thebitcoinmuseum.com/ImageDrop/cryptocondom.sml.2.jpg (https://www.thebitcoinmuseum.com) A very Sexy addition indeed! ;D |
