Bitcoin Condoms - Cryptocondom Collection (1st Batch Now Available)

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

(Update: The first batch of 20 Condoms is now stocked and ready for sale!)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192472.msg1993898#msg1993898

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(Original Post)
May I present to you Bitcoin condoms, the first and original Bitcoin condom collection.

[Joshster]

Are they real, haha.

[batcoin]

Fast
Safe
Secure*


ROFL! I love it! I think you might need an asterisk after that though. Just to cover your ass from all the types that don't know how to use them!

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

Maybe condoms are a good way to trade Bitcoins, the government cant exactly say condoms are bad and must be banned lol.

[qwk]

Always carry one in your wallet!

[romerun]

peer-to-peer 

[Merralea]

You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now.

Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where?

Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is.

[batcoin]

peer-to-peer 

OMG YES!

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now.

Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where?

Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is.

I have most of the equipment ready to start printing Bitcoin merchandise and although this was done in humor I could create these too lol. If people actually want a pack of Bitcoin condoms then let me know in the comments, naturally I cannot sell each unit for much so I would need to enough bulk demand to make them worthwhile printing. They would certainly be fun to own, if I get a small amount of interest I could always create a small set of limited editions at a collectors price . All I would need to do is stock some blank packs, obviously from a reputable manufacturer. *I will not be accepting any responsibility for babies lol*

[batcoin]

You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now.

Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where?

Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is.

I have most of the equipment ready to start printing Bitcoin merchandise and although this was done in humor I could create these too lol. If people actually want a pack of Bitcoin condoms then let me know in the comments, naturally I cannot sell each unit for much so I would need to enough bulk demand to make them worthwhile printing. They would certainly be fun to own, if I get a small amount of interest I could always create a small set of limited editions at a collectors price . All I would need to do is stock some blank packs, obviously from a reputable manufacturer. *I will not be accepting any responsibility for babies lol*

Yeah, that's why I suggested the asterisk haha. You could call them BitCoindoms! 

You heard it here first folks!  Tips may be sent to address below!

[mc_lovin]

I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working!

[batcoin]

I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working!

You need to download the Bitcoin client then!

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

I'm throwing money at my monitor but it's not working!

So who is on the list then?
1.
2.
3.

[batcoin]

It's interesting to me on a novelty level. I would of course need to know more info first.

[skull88]

lol @ bitcoindoms

I think the idea is really great 
Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho 

[batcoin]

lol @ bitcoindoms

I think the idea is really great  
Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho  

You can tell her it's to show her proof of work.

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

It's interesting to me on a novelty level. I would of course need to know more info first.

In terms of the list, that is just to help me get an idea of how many people might want a pack if I create them so I am not taking in orders or anything, these would likely be better for the novelty value as you say. I have a website that will go live once I have stocked all my printing equipment so I could manufacture them before May providing I can get the item stock in by then. More details will be available once I have worked out costs and release my Bitcoin website. If I know 50 people like the idea and want some, then I will print out around 30 and release them in batches. Other items are already planned too.

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

lol @ bitcoindoms

I think the idea is really great  
Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho  

You can tell her it's to show her proof of work.

Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight.

By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too.

[batcoin]

lol @ bitcoindoms

I think the idea is really great  
Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho  

You can tell her it's to show her proof of work.

Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight.

By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too.

Easily solved. The ones with the Bitcoin logo on them could be called Bitcoindoms. Maybe especially the studded types. The ultra thin condoms could be called Litecoindoms. Empty packages for family planning could be the FreiCoindoms, BBQ flavored, BBQCoindoms, etc. LOL

[uMMcQxCWELNzkt]

lol @ bitcoindoms

I think the idea is really great  
Not sure if my wife would start questioning why the hell I order condoms tho  

You can tell her it's to show her proof of work.

Lol you could say they are for the mining tonight.

By the way I already have Cryptocondom.com registered lol, I don't like using Bit in domain names, I would rather cater to all alternative coins such as Litecoin too.

Easily solved. The ones with the Bitcoin logo on them could be called Bitcoindoms. Maybe especially the studded types. The ultra thin condoms could be called Litecoindoms. Empty packages for family planning could be the FreiCoindoms, BBQ flavored, BBQCoindoms, etc. LOL

I thought about Litecoin being a lighter version, I like the BBQ coin flavored condom idea too lol. I also created a BFL protection pack design especially for all those who BFL has used. It seems cryptography and Condoms make for a harmonious combination... I will never look at digital coins in the same way ever again.