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Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: pheaonix on April 27, 2013, 09:22:59 AM
i can offer my dog's virginity


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: meangreen on April 27, 2013, 10:14:45 AM
Looking for a mail order bride. Preferably White or white washed Mexican. No Asians. Serious replies only. No slaves.

what the hell is a white washed mexican?


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: kokojie on April 27, 2013, 01:38:04 PM
I want one too, slaves OK!


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: genpayne on April 27, 2013, 02:29:44 PM
Can you offer payment in camels? If so I have a sister going spare.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: naphto on April 27, 2013, 03:31:57 PM
1k btc


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Mike Christ on April 27, 2013, 06:44:33 PM
what the hell is a white washed mexican?

A person of Mexican decent who acts in the way an American or a Canadian etc. would.

In other words, a coconut.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: zekesonxx on May 01, 2013, 03:13:22 AM
How do you feel about kidnapped girls? I can wipe her memory and make her think that you're her husband.


It ain't cheap though.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasonslow on May 01, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
Do you want to buy wives? I have 10 wives I would happily sell one for 100 btc.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 01, 2013, 05:51:40 AM
I have a coconut, paler than me and thats tough cause I am pretty freaking white. But black hair/eyes. Love it. I recommend coconuts a lot :)


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 01, 2013, 03:47:13 PM
i can offer real hot asian (make you happy ending)

if you want buy white ones, plenty from east europe


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 02, 2013, 02:27:07 AM
you can get 10 mexican ones for good price, as long you offer green card


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: solidshotnosh on May 02, 2013, 04:23:48 AM
MAny wifes have I do.

Some please not myself. I would sell like many them of for cheap. The please gesture message me and many wifes be yours.

60 are remain as have i soiled 12.

btc transfer yes for many pretty wife


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: solidshotnosh on May 02, 2013, 04:59:12 AM
Ok I will take 3 virgins

Well that means I need 4% of your soul.

Now, depending on what country we are doing the conversion in, we need to find the per capita average, then divide that by the average amount of humans per capita.

Then 4% of that is the price I require for my virgins


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: lowlevel on May 02, 2013, 05:02:43 AM
Looking for a mail order bride. Preferably White or white washed Mexican. No Asians. Serious replies only. No slaves.

Someone take this guy out a few times and show him how to meet women... geez man, you don't need to pay for a wife... you pay to get RID of them. ;)


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: solidshotnosh on May 02, 2013, 05:08:56 AM
Looking for a mail order bride. Preferably White or white washed Mexican. No Asians. Serious replies only. No slaves.

Someone take this guy out a few times and show him how to meet women... geez man, you don't need to pay for a wife... you pay to get RID of them. ;)

That's where TOR and btc come in, for the shady hitmen contracts


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: MPOE-PR on May 02, 2013, 08:51:33 AM
Such weak trolling, seriously. Learn from tortilla.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: greyhawk on May 02, 2013, 09:07:13 AM
Why no Asians?

Asians don't know how to make sandwiches.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: greyhawk on May 02, 2013, 09:10:44 AM
Why no Asians?

Asians don't know how to make sandwiches.

They very much do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94IdL3djJVU

Youtube is blocked here. Can you give me a second by second description of what is happening in the video? Thank you.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: greyhawk on May 02, 2013, 09:14:57 AM
Why no Asians?

Asians don't know how to make sandwiches.

They very much do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94IdL3djJVU

Youtube is blocked here. Can you give me a second by second description of what is happening in the video? Thank you.

Are you in Iran?

Nope. Idling at work.  :D


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Badabing on May 05, 2013, 08:58:34 AM
If you are thinking that finding and dating woman is really hard. I have an ebook created for people especially geeks like you. The title of my ebook is "The Art of Getting P#ssy for Free". PM if you want to buy my ebook.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: MPOE-PR on May 05, 2013, 11:56:39 AM
If you are thinking that finding and dating woman is really hard. I have an ebook created for people especially geeks like you. The title of my ebook is "The Art of Getting P#ssy for Free". PM if you want to buy my ebook.

Lmao.

How m@ch for yo@r ebook g$tting Pa##y for fr$$?


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 06, 2013, 03:05:57 PM
seriosuly, the best opption are young, sexy Chinese girls. You just need to cash out couple hundred BTC and fly to china. One night, go into a night club and you can get as many wifes as you want.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: El Cabron on May 06, 2013, 03:29:48 PM
They don't give Mexicans visas or they'd all stay

okay, so you are trolling...


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 06, 2013, 03:38:17 PM
Hire someone and find some illegal around the border, offer marriage and green card, they make babies for you


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 06, 2013, 03:45:52 PM
there are already millions Illegal in the us


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 06, 2013, 04:46:10 PM
do a craglist


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Dabs on May 07, 2013, 06:11:05 AM
What were you willing to pay again? I got confused over the last few pages.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 07, 2013, 06:12:15 AM
What you are looking for is an arranged marriage and you are looking at the wrong cultures for that mostly.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 07, 2013, 09:18:57 PM
You should look at dating sites for over seas marriage arrangements. Arranged marriages are common in some countries like india.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 08, 2013, 12:08:44 AM
why does he want indian when he got a no asian zone


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 08, 2013, 04:10:40 AM
lol, indian considered asian


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Abdussamad on May 08, 2013, 04:22:21 AM
Not to an American

Americans don't know geography? Oh wait silly question.. This is the country that gave us the World Series...


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: PrintMule on May 08, 2013, 01:53:27 PM
If you get your bride by mail, and celebrate properly, I can make you a wedding album for some BTC.

IMHO- best place to search would be romanian and not spanish boards.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Hfleer on May 11, 2013, 04:13:43 PM
What is going on in this thread??  :o


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 12, 2013, 06:49:20 AM
Steps to improve your chances. Post a pic of yourself. Exercise. Go outside. Hire cleaning ladies, hit on them til you find one that responds to your advances.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 12, 2013, 07:30:59 AM
hows the craglist going? you in asina now?


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 12, 2013, 07:41:11 AM
No responses

hows the craglist going? you in asina now?

got post sexy pics and price


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: Hfleer on May 12, 2013, 09:30:40 PM
Steps to improve your chances. Post a pic of yourself. Exercise. Go outside. Hire cleaning ladies, hit on them til you find one that responds to your advances.

I think this.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 12, 2013, 09:33:23 PM
Depending on the state, you can put a craigslist ad out for a cute mexican cleaning lady. Then put a note on the same ad like looking for a wife. You may actually get responses.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 12, 2013, 10:06:49 PM
Depending on the state, you can put a craigslist ad out for a cute mexican cleaning lady. Then put a note on the same ad like looking for a wife. You may actually get responses.

i told him to do that


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: jasinlee on May 13, 2013, 05:11:23 AM
But I doubt there's any mexican cleaning ladies under 30.

I'm going to pull a Schwarzenegger.

Actually, the ones that contract out you can ask for a different one each time and cycle through them.


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: syn999 on May 13, 2013, 05:13:33 AM
man, go forthe asian man


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: DBG on May 13, 2013, 11:15:51 AM
Okay, not trying to be a wet blanket, but this topic has no humor (esp. beyond the first or second page). The purpose of a troll is to be amusing, at least to some party.  Even you seem to be very matter of fact about it (if that's your sense of humor so be it).  In the chance that you really are a sheltered person with no communication skills, looking to "buy a wife", then this topic is likely not allowed or at the very least in poor taste.

Now excuse me as my Asian (Japanese) girlfriend and I were both able to get the day off from our respective jobs and she will be over in about an hour (I would just create a 12 hour video of her making all manners of sandwiches, however I fear what kind task she would require of me to even consider going through such a mundane task when I promised her a fun day/night out).


Title: Re: [WTB] Mail order bride
Post by: MPOE-PR on May 13, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
Okay, not trying to be a wet blanket, but this topic has no humor (esp. beyond the first or second page). The purpose of a troll is to be amusing, at least to some party.

Very much this.

Bitcoin is backed by drama and lulz, this thread fails to deliver.