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[syn999]

Depending on the state, you can put a craigslist ad out for a cute mexican cleaning lady. Then put a note on the same ad like looking for a wife. You may actually get responses.

i told him to do that

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[jasinlee]

But I doubt there's any mexican cleaning ladies under 30.

I'm going to pull a Schwarzenegger.

Actually, the ones that contract out you can ask for a different one each time and cycle through them.

[syn999]

man, go forthe asian man

[DBG]

Okay, not trying to be a wet blanket, but this topic has no humor (esp. beyond the first or second page). The purpose of a troll is to be amusing, at least to some party.  Even you seem to be very matter of fact about it (if that's your sense of humor so be it).  In the chance that you really are a sheltered person with no communication skills, looking to "buy a wife", then this topic is likely not allowed or at the very least in poor taste.

Now excuse me as my Asian (Japanese) girlfriend and I were both able to get the day off from our respective jobs and she will be over in about an hour (I would just create a 12 hour video of her making all manners of sandwiches, however I fear what kind task she would require of me to even consider going through such a mundane task when I promised her a fun day/night out).

[MPOE-PR]

Okay, not trying to be a wet blanket, but this topic has no humor (esp. beyond the first or second page). The purpose of a troll is to be amusing, at least to some party.

Very much this.

Bitcoin is backed by drama and lulz, this thread fails to deliver.