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Looks like this topic is a joke for itslef :D

bifurcation

http://imgur.com/a/byGVe (http://imgur.com/a/byGVe)

If there would be a like button i would give it  ;D

after seeing this topic and reading, I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out, it trembled at first and clung to my hand. "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered.
Encouraged, it flexed its wings and I knew the time was right.
It flew up towards the blue, blue sky and I looked proudly as it's made its way to freedom.
The last of my fucks was finally given.

Tiffany Yep sent me a UDP joke, but I didn't get it.

 ???

I give you one (maybe bad english).

A boy want to visit his girl living in the parents house.
He ring the door and the father of the girl open it.

The boy said: "Hi, my name is Toolumbur - i'm here to fuck your daughter!"

The father shocked: "TO WHAT???!"

The boy: "TOO-LUM-BUR"

I like it a lot:
Someon stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.

You have my Word
 :)

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia.
The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

Black Lives Matter have a valid point but they need to compromise.



I think 3/5ths is fair.

Heres one.

3 men are on a plane. They decide to find out what objects fall the fastest.
The first man threw an apple. The second man threw a TV. The third man threw a bomb.
They land the plane to go see how their objects fair. They found a boy crying. They asked why he was crying.
"An apple fell from the sky and hit me on the head!"
They continued walking and saw a woman crying. They asked why she was crying.
"A TV fell from the sky and hit me on the head!"
They continued walking and found a girl laughing so hard she could barely breathe. They asked her why she was laughing.
"My grandpa farted and my house blew up!"

But then she sent it again and I got it...

I used to always recommend Intel CPUs but now AMD has Ryzen...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, in practice there is...

Like that, but the woman and the boy should be dead i think.  :P

Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.

mmd  ;D

Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?

A: "Look Ma, no hands!"

hahahaha its funny, i am stomatche (too more laugh)

I've heard that jokes is seriousness.
Its mean without seriousness we dont understand the joke

The apple, TV and Bomb falls on different locations as the plane moving :) the guys dropped them one by one and not on same spot ;D

Maybe they turn after each drop and fly over and over again the same spot.
Anywere - this joke has so much logical fails that its even funny again... ;D

A:Hello bro, have a job?
B:There, his salary is great
A:What is his job?
B:Teach crocodiles to swim  ;D
A: LOL

https://i.imgsafe.org/bc798b5170.jpg


https://i.imgsafe.org/bbcca27be5.png (http://imgur.com/a/WbQb1)

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

F : Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

F : You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

F : OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Dash

what is mean? i am still childhood, not understand about it  ;D ;D

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Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.

HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Understand now?

https://i.imgsafe.org/bbcca27be5.png (http://imgur.com/a/WbQb1)

i found it:

- if a BARBER make mistakes, its a NEW STYLE.
- if a POLITICIAN make mistakes, its a NEW LAW.
- if a SCIENTIST make mistakes, its a NEW INVENTION.
- if a TAILOR make mistakes, its a NEW FASHION.
- if a TEACHER make mistakes, its a NEW THEORY.

best alibi  :D :D

That's right; move along, you hermaphroditic ham.

https://i.imgsafe.org/be9bf89e1d.jpg

I don't know whether or not you are a hermaphrodite but if you're mentally deranged enough to think the earth is a sphere you are probably insane enough to think you are a woman.

Hermaphrodites, folks. Actively deny nature !

SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!

https://i.imgsafe.org/bea31d613d.jpg

Omfg didn't expect boblawblaw to be real... What the fuck yo!!! Lmao

Ya, most people are shocked when they find out that BobLawblaw is actually a real thing.

Pretty fucked up.

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Haha its about us, old farts!

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

lockept93 walks into a bar:

Bartender: What'll be, partner?
lockept93: I wanna read the labels of your best spirits.
Bartender: Thread!
lockept93: Awesome and funny stuff---> IFoundThis (http://%22goo.gl/GBE73m%22) *Leave a Like!*

Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock knock.
 ;D

:D :D nice jokes,

Knock knock.

Dyslexic who?

Wait, how the hell did you know it was me?

Dave's not here!

Let's start over. I'll go first. Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Look, you monumental asshole, if you're not interested in BFL's new mining equipment, just say so.

Can it be overclocked?

I'll let you know in two weeks.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

You guy'z want a good one ?

How can a dumb jump off from the 6th floor if there isn't ?
Easy. They jump off two times the 3rd one !

 :D :D :D

Q:  What does the barber say to MiSKLaCH the Italian?

A:  Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?

https://i.imgsafe.org/28ed073ec3.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=169998)

How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?

There is whiteout on the screen. :D

Q:  How can you tell you're at a BBQ @ BobLawblaw's place?

A:  All the hotdogs taste like shit.

https://i.imgsafe.org/3d21dd5005.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1009045.msg18687775#msg18687775)

Q. How many FBI agents does it take to investigate if the Russians influenced the past US election?

A. You want today's number or tomorrow's?

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 789 (because seven ate nine).

Q:  What does BobLawblaw use as a pick-up line at a gay bar?

A:  A fart.

https://image.ibb.co/k9ta35/farty_pants.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1009045.msg18966589#msg18966589)

Q. Why don't Flat-earthers play the piano?
A. Because not all its keys are flat.

Q. Why aren't Flat-earthers breast fed?
A. Seriously, you have to ask?

Q. What excites a vacationing Flat-earther the most?
A. A stranded motorist with a flat tire.

Q. What do Flat-earthers dream about?
A. Sticking globes up BobLawblaw's ass.

Q. What does BobLawblaw dream about?
A. Seriously, you ever tried sleeping with globes stuck up your ass?

Q:  Why do all BobLawblaw's horses run away from the farm?

A:  They don't like the way he rears them.

https://image.ibb.co/b9mzgQ/horse_butt.jpg

Q. What does a Flat-earther call pancakes?
A. Flatcakes, or once a year - MECCA.

YuTü.Fun.ny!

Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory.

Q. Why does BobLawblaw's shit look like rabbit shit?


A. Because he's not a Flat-earther.

Cool man. Keep an open mind.


Sounds cozy. Spank that ass!

 :D

Left or right cheek?


Depicted was the first choice for placement of the International Date Line, but some at the time thought that was a shitty idea, so it was chucked in lieu of the following, complete with a BobLawblaw-esque My-Little-Pony penis:

What it would be like when a moron runs as prrsident of a country? Look who is at the white house now！

It's worst than that! The morons who voted for him are still standing behind the moron, presenting moronic logic in making their case. Luckily for the country, there's a many voted-in Republicans willing to break party lines to ... SOMEBODY SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME!

Q:  What's the difference between BobLawblaw and a bucket of shit?

A:  The bucket.

http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2015/03/poo-bucket.jpg

Q. What's the difference between a Flat-earther and a rocket scientist?

A. One still dreams about one day getting into orbit, whereas the other is fascinated with BobLawblaw's Uranus.

Q:  How can you tell if BobLawblaw has burgled your home?

A:  All the furniture is rearranged and there's a rainbow quiche in the oven.

https://image.ibb.co/mqAXkk/rainbow_quiche.jpg

BADecker:  What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

nomad:  I don't know, creep. Tell me.

BADecker:  There's twenty of them.

nomad:  Kill yourself.

https://image.ibb.co/f7XUgQ/suicide_clown_by_brandonolterman.jpg

BobLawblaw and BADecker walk into the Nomad Bar and Grill and grill and grill and grill and grill ...

Bartender: What do you two clowns want?
BADecker: 28 double entendres.
BobLawblaw: Make mine a double.
Bartender: With or without olives?
BobLawblaw: We're not together. You see, I found this unicycle, then as I was riding it around the world, I picked up this dude who was thumbing for a ride.
BADecker: Wait, there's somebody else with us? Better make mine with olives if that's the case.
Bartender: Doesn't that seat hurt your ass?
BADecker: Nah, I shit rabbit turds.
BobLawblaw: Ain't that special! I guess you've never had a globe stuck up your ass.
Bartender: Here's you orders, guys. That'll be a flat twenty.
BADecker: I'm not leaving till I get the other 27.
BobLawblaw: And that's double for me. Where's your bathroom?
BADecker: It's about time you took a bath.
Bartender: Quit fighting, ladies!
BADecker: Dude, I swear I didn't tell him that we were ...
BobLawblaw: ... that we were ladies in a past life.

Q:  What's the difference between a microwave oven and bum-sex with BobLawblaw?

A:  Bum-sex with BobLawblaw will brown your meat faster than a microwave.

http://standardissuemagazine.com/application/uploads/2015/07/microwave.jpg

Best joke ever: bitcoin is going to 10$ by the end of 2014

I got that beat!

Nov 18, 2015

StakeMiners is one of the best if not the only POS mining pool, POS mining pools have existed before and shutdown most of the time, stakeminers.com is still online for a long time.

It’s totally legit with nice staff members and a total of 124.35036936 BTC invested so far and 111.32373712 paid back to members as of today, and here is why it’s good:

You invest in BTC as low as 0.005 and you get paid back every week also in BTC, you don’t go through buying altcoins, you can also pay through altcoins but you will still receive BTC.

There is no system to hack, as Altcoin wallets for POS are kept on different system than the website, website is only to view your stats, all of the work is done manually via spread sheets by the staff.

Fast support, usually they answer in an hour and they are available 24/7.

They don’t touch your profit, what you make is yours, they are also just members like you that profit from their own share, because the more coins you have on POS the more you make.

Option to re-invest weekly.

You can get your principle back and keep the profit if you wish.

There is no referral program, the more members that join the more your profit grow automatically, it’s a join POS system that grows all together.

Board of investors, investors gather per week to decide how to add a new coin or implemenet a new system, they contribute to the benefit of of all members.

Once you invest you get a percantage, for example 2BTC would be around 1.5% of the total shares, at the end of the week and altcoins are sold you get 1.5% of all income, which is good, since they don’t keep a profit.

It’s not a ponzi, and it’s not a scam, you can check staff members or even call each of them, they are people like me and you, if you are a dev you can join their team, or visit them to make sure you are investing in a good place, all info available on the site team can be viewed here.

How much did I invest?

0.05 BTC that’s what I can afford to invest for this program, in the long term it’s pretty good since more people join is more profit for me, also I set my option to re-invest, how? you send them an email and ask them to do so. (https://www.toxigon.com/stakeminers-com-review/)

Today: https://www.facebook.com/1627849564105692/photos/rpp.1627849564105692/1965281760362469/?type=3&theater


Effective Monday, May 8, 2017 StakeMiners account will be marked to the value of the clients percentage (%) of the altcoins which form the stakepool. This will remove any direct peg of the value of the altcoins to either BTC or USD which eliminates any liability associated with the change in price of Bitcoin.

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Team StakeMiners: Thanks you for participating in the most profitable crypto-based entity ever where nobody lost money and we were 100% honest throughout StakeMiners' existence. God bless!

from: http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/43417/a-small-boy-asks-his-dad-daddy-what-is-politics (http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/43417/a-small-boy-asks-his-dad-daddy-what-is-politics)

Q:  How does BADecker stop his dog from humping his leg?

A:  He picks him up and sucks him off.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGOYjE-c-3s/S-ysBuQoHOI/AAAAAAAAAGk/mFy2I5n-DRo/s1600/smiling+dog.jpg

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?



 I'm not telling you. You might spread it! XD  :D

Q:  What's the difference between BobLawblaw and a bowling ball?

A:  You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

http://abcsofkink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Fisting-glove.gif

That sure as hell would put somebody in a pickle (or is it in a jam?).

Certainly not something that anyone would relish.

Flan is nice. I like flan, and flan likes me.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck!

Seriously, a flat top?  ::)

No. Seriously, a flan top.   :D

Did the flan top come complete with a ho in the middle?

Who wouldn't?

Fruit, fruit, everywhere a fruit!


BADecker says ...

This thread is a joke. It is laughable.

This one made me laugh, thank you...now if I can only remember it ;)

YuTü.Ga.cy., you link a video of 2 near-naked little boys here (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1009045.msg19041199#msg19041199), then minutes later you post a picture of a naked little boy on this thread.

Dude, wtf? I bet your browsing history is seriously illegal in most countries.

Sort yourself out or we're telling your mom.

 :D

Q:  What's the difference between a joke and 3 big black cocks?

A:  Your mom can't take a joke.

Q:  Why did BobLawblaw fail as an electrician?

A:  He was always blowing fuses.

https://image.ibb.co/dF95O5/bob_mouth.jpg

I saw a "Muslim" Bookstore today and I walked in.

As I was wandering around to take a look, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Say what you want about BADecker, but at least he slows down when driving in school zones.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/083/723/free-candy-truck-1.jpg

https://image.ibb.co/jJ7tTF/snot_nose2.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1009045.msg19090420#msg19090420)

Q:  What do you call a gay troll with a runny nose?

A:  YuTü.Fu.ll

What? ???

The first thing to do is plan.Plan on how to do money plan on what are thr things that you want to accomplish.The next thing to do is act,act those things that you have planned and also pray for God's guidance so that you will be guided and be successful.

http://www.qsl.net/wd9ewk/pics/car.jpg

Q:  What's black and blue, and hates sex?

A:  The 8 year old in BADecker's trunk.

Not only is Earth my left testicle, but NASA is sending a probe to explore my right testicle for future colonization once they figure out how it'll survive passing throught the Van Allen Taint bordering my anus.

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.


 

One Day iam crossing the road.
Suddenly I Hear a accident.
So i want to see who was accedent..
But there was many people. so i Say that the man who accident is my dead.
So people gives me to see the man.
when i go  i seeee a dog where dead...

wats 9 plus 10?













19 you fucking idiot

Is that in Base Flat-earth or some other perspective?

Nomad walks into a bar.

Bartender whispers to the waitress: Hide all the globes. It's a quiet Tuesday night and I wanna keep it that way.

BADecker walks into the same bar moments later.

Waitress to bartender: All bets are off. That dude just walked in with his own globe.

Heard about the goblin who has left arm and left leg cut off?

no?





That's ok he's all right now!

In Heaven, Prince approaches Einstein.

Prince: Dude, I just wanna let you know how much you inspired me.
Einstein: Here's to hopin' Cher and Madonna echo your sentiment when they arrive.
Prince: Wait, what! They're Jehovah Witnesses also?
Caesar: Okay, break it up! You guys were talkin' 'bout me, weren't you?

Q: What's better, Alzheimer's disease or Parkinson's disease?

A: Parkinson's disease, because it's better to spill half your pint than to forget where you put it.

http://www.paradisi.de/images_themen/3/3519_4058.jpg

Q:  Why does BobLawblaw always check out of hotels early?

A:  He always gets his shit packed the night before.

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….

A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.

Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: - Why Madam?

Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!!

MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness can be deadly."

A Flat-earther walks into a bar ...

Bartender: What'll be, mate?
Eff-er: A mug of ice cold beer.
Bartender: Here you go.
Eff-er: Hey, this mug is only half full!
Bartender: Not from my perspective.
Eff-er: You wait till my lawyer gets a load of this shit.
Bartender: Let me guess. Your lawyer's a transvestite named bob.
Eff-er: YOU'RE A RIOT! I'll take another beer, bud. Make that a double, for I have a hunch.

Q:  Why did BoobLawblaw fail at chicken farming?

A:  He was planting them too deep.

https://i.imgur.com/qCESJnT.jpg

Q:  Why did the load of semen cross the road?

A:  BADecker wore the wrong socks to church.

http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy8/fiftyfyve/1245228550_jack_nicholson.gif (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=149737)

A chicken covered with dirt and has a semen-soaked sock over his head walks into a bar ...

Chicken: Any lawyers here wanna jack me off for a cold brewski?
BADecker: Hey, chicken, where did you find my sock?
Nomad: <in the corner> I hope my smartphone's charged enough so that I can film what's gonna happen next.
BobLaw: Wait, we're allowed to film here?
Bartender: WTF! I turned my back for just a second and ...

Today's Headline: Air Force One suffered $4 million in damage during servicing

You telling me that not a single secret service agent was able to stop Trump from fucking the plane? Were they all  watching and jacking off themselves while Trump was getting some Boeing tail?

BobLawblaw:  Heeeeeeey! What's your name?

YuTü.Co.in:  I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).

BobLawblaw:  Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.

BADecker:  Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.

YuTü.Co.in:  Sum Ting Wong?

BobLawblaw:  I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.

FUCK YOU for making me smile, dude. Bet you can't do it again.  :P

Bitcoin is dead.

BobLawblaw is the biggest joke of the year queer.

https://i.imgur.com/ZJIZ979.jpg

hahahaha its funny, i am stomatche (too more laugh)
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This A Epic Joke  ;D I Can't stop laughing

BADecker walks up to the bar and orders an ice cold beer. The bartender circles behind the bar several times prior to delivering the beer.

BADecker: This beer is flat!
Bartender <removing his mask revealing his true identit>: Hell, BADecker.
BADecker: Hello, Nomad.
Nomad: Got you!
BobLaw: Not so fast, Nomad! <pulling out his accelerator, waving it above the flat beer> It's now a pina colada.
Nomad: Give me sec while I search YouTube to see if there's a video discounting your pseudo science.

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

A: "Does this taste funny to you?" :D :D :D

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Lol these jokes are hilarious hahahahahaha. But wait?? Why you all gangin on BADecker? Hahahahaha i dont know what he'd do after he sees this, hahahahhaha

Plus you guys are making fun of the flatearth theory as if it is not funny enough. Lol you guys are murderers hahahahahahaha. But seriously tho, it aint good to make fun of people behind their backs, even if its(may GOD forgive me) hilarious hahahaha

Oh and by the way, you guys should read chef ramsey's comments on the dishes people cooked that wanted his opinions. Haha its just freaking hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
 
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?






Snowballs.

Ok! The best joke I can give you! Here it is... Ready?!

MY LIFE!

#sadface

https://i.imgur.com/oM7kelO.jpg

nomad:  Last night I saw 4 dudes beating the shit out of BobLawblaw.

BADecker:  Holy ham sandwiches!!! What in Jeebus' name did you do?

nomad:  I jumped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.

Why didn't Africa win the football world cup?










_{Africa is not a country you idiot.}

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Fake! Note the photoshopped walrus in the middle of the group.

I like jokes best because when my mind was crushed or bad then I read more jokes story  or watching  jokes movies  then I feel better to my mind

What is the difference between a snowman and snowwoman.?







Snowballs. ;)

There were some very funny jokes about memes. Thank you OP for this thread ;D

nomad:  Hey bud, how's things on the Rainbow Ranch?

BobLawblaw:  Well, today I...

nomad:  Just kidding. We don't give a fuck.

https://i.imgur.com/5iwvRNB.gif

Century 21 Agent:  I understand that you're looking to buy a house close to an elementary school, Mr. BADecker?

BADecker: Yes, that's right.

Century 21 Agent:  How many children do you have?

BADecker:  None, yet.

https://i.imgur.com/J9foTve.jpg

LMAO

I'm having trouble topping this one, with apologies to BADicker... I meant Decker.  :P :P :P

Hey's one on BobLaw ...


 :P :P :P

Correction: BobLawblaw isn't black. He's a liar and a racist.

Check his posts and tell me if you think a black person would call people "niggers" and "spear chuckers" the way he did for a period of time last spring.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=569455;sa=showPosts;start=660 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=569455;sa=showPosts;start=660)

Example:


He probably got reprimanded for it, because he hasn't used the "N word" in quite awhile.

Now he calls himself the "Gayest Black Cowboy on BitcoinTalk / Power-Top".

He's a lying scumbag piece of shit. Hmm, maybe he is a lawyer  :D

What he is for certain, is an effeminate, gay white farmer from Montana with a low-IQ and mental problems. No more, no less.

He uses racial slurs, but then, admittedly, he enjoys having sex with groups of big, burly black men. Go figure.

He's managed to fester himself into the biggest joke on this entire forum.

Congratulations, BobLawblaw. Nice work, you fluffy little milk-white kitten. Meow.

PS; Let us know if you'd like some cheese with your whine, Princess Douchebag.

 :-*

https://i.imgur.com/RSzVpSk.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1893802.msg19007036#msg19007036)

Bonus humor: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1893802.msg19007036#msg19007036 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1893802.msg19007036#msg19007036)

Not meant to stick up for Bob, I once penned a thread where I used the N word a lot in reference to a black dude and my two white nephews. It was penned in anger (for lack of a better word) when the black dude in question beat the fuck outta not-yet-year-old son of my niece because ... wait for it ... the baby was crying and he couldn't sleep because he was still fucked up on drugs. Right or wrong, I employed the term in referring to the asshole.

I'm not a racist, but if I were, I would have no fuckin problem stating such at 57 years old. Jews, OTOH ...  ;D ;D ;D Retract that! Make that Flat-earthers.  :P :P :P

Now back to this tread's topic - JOKES.

What do you can a Lugan with a 2-inch cock?

Bruno.

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The confessional is next door @BADecker's.

Just ignore the glory hole.

Or don't...

https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https://image.ibb.co/dF95O5/Fbob_mouth.jpg

The things they teach at schools nowadays ...

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See also:  https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1893802.msg21430538#msg21430538 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1893802.msg21430538#msg21430538)

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up behind trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

Meanwhile @ the Rainbow Ranch, deep in the bowels of the enchanted forest near Brokeback, Montana...

https://i.imgur.com/T7OyF7M.jpg

You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

A woman called our airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed: 
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”

there are two flies sitting on a piece of shit
one fly farts and the second fly says "Damnit man! We're eating!"

when I was a kid I often trapped my classmates by putting chewing gum on the bench right after the last hour at home quickly and he was confused with the pants still attached to the chair.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
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Bacause it got stuck in a crack. :D

This is an odd kind of joke, but it makes me laugh everytime I see it.

Never criticize a rifleman until you have walked a mile in his shoes.
That way, he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.

I zinged that one at my wife as she was doing something else one day and she was distracted, and of course had to stop and think on it a second, which made it even funnier.

I'm afraid you'd still be dead.   :-\

The longest rifle kill is 3.5km  - by a Canadian.... (I'm Canadian muhahaha)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills

An Exam
A teacher is supervising the exam in class. He noticed Balu who had looked sleepy.
Teacher: Balu, you are so tired, sleepy huh?
Balu: Sorry sir, last night I could not sleep.
Teacher:ok then i will delayed your test for next week!
Balu: Why, Sir?
Teacher: just sleep you can't do it moreover you do the exam.
Balu: & $ @% $ #!

Gleaned, thanks to the provided link, I see what you did there, Vod ...

I would have joked about my penis, but this joke would be too ... short