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May 15, 2017, 05:59:28 PM
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Seriously, a flat top?  Roll Eyes

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May 15, 2017, 06:23:08 PM
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No. Seriously, a flan top.   Cheesy
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May 15, 2017, 09:09:58 PM
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Did the flan top come complete with a ho in the middle?

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May 15, 2017, 10:35:30 PM
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Did the flan top come complete with a ho in the middle?

Who wouldn't?
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May 15, 2017, 10:47:49 PM
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Fruit, fruit, everywhere a fruit!


BADecker says ...


"Can you make my hair look like this?"

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May 16, 2017, 03:09:58 AM
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I want to read your best jokes you have!

Let's go!

This thread is a joke. It is laughable.
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May 16, 2017, 03:49:15 AM
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I want to read your best jokes you have!

Let's go!

This thread is a joke. It is laughable.


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May 16, 2017, 06:53:23 AM
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Haha its about us, old farts!

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”
This one made me laugh, thank you...now if I can only remember it Wink

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May 16, 2017, 07:18:08 AM
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I want to read your best jokes you have!

Let's go!

This thread is a joke. It is laughable.


YuTü.Ga.cy., you link a video of 2 near-naked little boys here, then minutes later you post a picture of a naked little boy on this thread.

Dude, wtf? I bet your browsing history is seriously illegal in most countries.

Sort yourself out or we're telling your mom.

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May 16, 2017, 07:23:03 AM
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Q:  What's the difference between a joke and 3 big black cocks?

A:  Your mom can't take a joke.
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May 16, 2017, 03:18:06 PM
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Q:  What's the difference between a joke and 3 big black cocks?

A:  Your mom can't take a joke.


"Let me you tell 'bout the time your mom took me down, mmkay?"

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May 16, 2017, 11:11:47 PM
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Q:  Why did BobLawblaw fail as an electrician?

A:  He was always blowing fuses.

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May 16, 2017, 11:26:55 PM
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I saw a "Muslim" Bookstore today and I walked in.

As I was wandering around to take a look, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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May 18, 2017, 05:04:23 AM
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Say what you want about BADecker, but at least he slows down when driving in school zones.

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May 19, 2017, 06:30:54 AM
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Q:  What do you call a gay troll with a runny nose?

A:  YuTü.Fu.ll
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May 19, 2017, 01:02:01 PM
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What? Huh

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May 19, 2017, 01:10:34 PM
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The first thing to do is plan.Plan on how to do money plan on what are thr things that you want to accomplish.The next thing to do is act,act those things that you have planned and also pray for God's guidance so that you will be guided and be successful.
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May 19, 2017, 03:10:33 PM
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The first thing to do is plan.Plan on how to do money plan on what are thr things that you want to accomplish.The next thing to do is act,act those things that you have planned and also pray for God's guidance so that you will be guided and be successful.


"Not only will Jim's suit one day come back in fashion,
but in a future life I will pen a joke on the BCT forum.
Oh, and please don't litter."

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May 19, 2017, 05:34:32 PM
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Q:  What's black and blue, and hates sex?

A:  The 8 year old in BADecker's trunk.
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May 19, 2017, 08:20:58 PM
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Not only is Earth my left testicle, but NASA is sending a probe to explore my right testicle for future colonization once they figure out how it'll survive passing throught the Van Allen Taint bordering my anus.

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