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This thread was inspired by the thread 'Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms'. So Im here reading the forums and surf'n because I cant sleep. So I thought I would tell you about a nightmare that I had.

I had just come home from an evening on the town. Im walking up the stairs to my apartment thinking my legs are sore from dancing. I walk up to my door, put the key in the lock and the door pushes open. What the fuck, I thought. I walk inside my dark apartment, turn on the lights and look around. To my horor I see that all my electronics are gone. I rush into my mining den. The bastards! They took my mining rig. I grab my gun thinking, Im going to put a cap in someones forehead. I then start firing my gun inside my apartment. I shoot my desk, I shoot my blender. They didnt get my blender but now Ive killed my blender. Fuck! Im running around yelling. Then I woke up.

Just a few hours before I had that dream I learned about allinvain. Was there a connection? Mmmmm maybe. What would Freud say about that? So tell me about your bitcoin dream. That was my first dream about bitcoins.

I'll leave it to someone else to start a thread on converting famous movie quotes into bitcoin quotes.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he send six bitcoins or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 6990, the most powerful graphics card in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I had a dream the other night that i was running a kind of bank service (think savings, bonds, loans, the works) for bitcoin, but some fat little man made a clone of my service and could some how afford to give better interest rates than me even though i was barely covering my operation costs. So i tried adding more services and more features but every time he would roll out the same thing or better hours before i did and i just couldn't keep up.

Thing is, I have dreams like this when ever i think to hard about a potential business venture, and there is always a fat little man stealing my thunder. I don't know who this fat little man is, but i hope he chokes.

I dunno why, I'm cracking up.

I had a dream that some guy was fucking my girlfriend and they both laughed about it. Then the next night two cholo kids started beating the shit out of me for a bike. I don't even ride bikes. My guess is that watching someone else get fucked made me feel bad. Or my girlfriend is a whore. The cholo/bike thing is almost like your break-in/burglary scenario but not really. We were both violated for our possessions I guess. Maybe having coins is putting us on edge?

I dreamt the fans failed on my cards and no automatic shutdown occurred causing my cards to kill themselves with heat.

I was awake for 2 days fearing this when I started mining. I got my first card used on Ebay with borrowed money, so i was terrified that it was half way to burnt out or had intermittent failure or something. I thought the moment i went to sleep the fans would stop spinning or the card would nuke itself. Thankfully my investment turned out well.

But those worries were nothing compared to when i finally got involved in the market.

I've aged at least 5 years in the past 2 months.

I have a recurring fantasy that I enable "Generate Coins" for five seconds and win a block.